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Rachel is Jacob's wife in the Old Testament. Jacob had to wait for Rachel for seven years, but then he got her sister instead and had to wait for another seven years. You can hear all about it in my song "Hit the Road Jack".

The name Rachel may also refer to:

Friends[edit]

  • Jennifer Aniston - the greatest Hollywood actress since Marilyn Monroe. Did a very classic work in some Ben Stiller and Jim Carrey movies. You can hear all about it in my songs "I Got A Woman" & "Don't Let The Sun Catch You Cryin'". She also played Rachel in a forgotten sitcom called The One with Rachel's Nipples. You can hear all about it in my song "The One with Rachel's Nipples".
Just kidding! There's no such song. You can hear all about it in my song "Let the Good Times Roll".

Rachel Maddow[edit]

  • I have no idea who she is. You can hear all about it in my song "You Don't Know Me".

Some girl named Rachel that you love[edit]

  • Or any other name of a girl that you love, for that matter. You can hear all about it in my song "Georgia On My Mind".

"A Song For You"[edit]

  • One of my songs. It's for people who can't relate to Georgia as a girl. You can hear all about it in my song "What'd I Say".
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