UnNews:North Sentinelese discover fire, accidentally burn down entire island

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December 4, 2025

NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — The end times have arrived for the people of North Sentinel Island, as just one day after they were confirmed to have discovered fire, the entire island is engulfed in a violent and uncontrollable blaze. Early this morning, black smoke was seen rising from North Sentinel Island by an Indian patrol boat. A helicopter was sent to investigate and discovered a massive wildfire in the middle of the island. Firefighting efforts began immediately, with little success. A majority of firefighting boats were unable to reach the island as they were attacked with arrows and spears once they got close. Aerial firefighting efforts were also ineffective, as a spear was thrown with such precision, it broke the windshield and instantly incapacitated the pilot. The helicopter crashed into a fireball and kickstarted another fire on the other side of the island.

Poor bastards.

Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi, released a statement:

Three firefighters are presumed dead after the helicopter crash, and six others are missing after their boats successfully made landfall on the island. It is unknown if any North Sentinelese survived. However, videos taken from helicopters show numerous attempts by North Sentinelese people to control the flames. Some methods are listed:

  • Urinating on the fire
  • Shooting arrows at the fire
  • Throwing spears at the fire
  • Flailing their arms wildly and screaming
  • Throwing dirt and sand onto the fire

As of 9:30 PM CST, there have been no rescue or relief attempts for the North Sentinelese people, and it is unknown if the Indian government will search for the missing firefighters. Patrol boats and helicopters are still monitoring the island from a safe distance and have not seen any signs of survivors.