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Rest in peace to these fallen men, lads! The last holdout of old world succumbed by new inventions... I think this is a metaphor for AI? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:29, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- Are you saying my article is AI generated?
- First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Uncyclopedia bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but all of Uncyclopedia is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:58, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- For a second there buddy... for a second there buddy... but you've taken things wayy too far now, lad. There is no remedying this one, you bad motherfucker. You know how bad it is to FUCK with me, buddy. No serious, don't fuck me. That's hella gay, brah! If you do so brother, then I will also fuck YOUR mother. And we all know what happens when I fuck your mother. Actually, you know what? Let's take a step back here and analyze the full situation: Just... what the fuck. Like really, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:04, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- I’m here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer. I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:10, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- Oh, do you really think you can strike me down so easily? I doubt you'll ever find my secret bunker located nearly three miles underneath the Sahara Desert, which has all sorts of EMPs radiating from it, while my internet connection constantly jumps around the world with my hacked copy of Nord VPN. Even if my base were to be located, I am certain that not even nuclear weapons could destroy it, due to the walls made out of nearly-indestructible, highly-thick carbon nanotubes and depleted uranium blocking out nearly all heat and radiation. Combined with Tesla Coils, highly-accurate radar tracking and an atomic arsenal of my very own, I could very easily start an apocalypse right after the first soldier or pilot approaches my area. It would be, to say the very least, an incredibly terrible idea to attempt a raid, unless you want to fucking die, bitch. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:54, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
- I’m here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer. I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way.
- For a second there buddy... for a second there buddy... but you've taken things wayy too far now, lad. There is no remedying this one, you bad motherfucker. You know how bad it is to FUCK with me, buddy. No serious, don't fuck me. That's hella gay, brah! If you do so brother, then I will also fuck YOUR mother. And we all know what happens when I fuck your mother. Actually, you know what? Let's take a step back here and analyze the full situation: Just... what the fuck. Like really, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:04, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
