User:Fish on skates/Gimme thumbsucker
Greetings[edit | edit source]
Here at the Gerg's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website. That's why it's called a coding lab. Because it's a lab for coding. There, I'm "devoted"[citation needed] to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of. Uh... cool things to look at. Cool wiki-text. Cool CSS. So uh... you should give me thumbsucker. But before you read further, I do have to say, I have your mother. I stole your mother because I saw that my mother disappeared. And I thought it was you who stole my mother. We should do a trade. With the mothers. Not the things I said before.
Why you should give me thumbsucker[edit | edit source]
You see, with an edit count as FAT as me, it is only fucking necessary that you give my thumbsucker. Like seriously, it is fucking crazy to me that no one has given my thumbsucker yet. I HAVE ALMOST AS MUCH EDITS AS ALL OF THE ADMINS COMBINED IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. I MAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE'S EDITS! I REVAMPED THREE FUCKING UNCYCLOPROJECTS'S MAIN PAGES, AS A USER! It's fucking crazy that I still dno't have thumbsucker.
What happens when you don't.[edit | edit source]
WELL, YOU SEE... I will kill your mother. Then I will use my knowledge into javascript to burn the fuck outta these servers. Then I will hack into the FUCKING AMERICAN NUCLEAR SYSTEM. You see, there was a data-breach I found after using my password brute-forcer given to me from some Islamic rebellion fighters during the events of 9/11. I will use the Afghani password breacker technology to breach into the system disguised as an Icelandic viewer, use the data breach to breach someone's account, and then BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF FUCKING EUROPE! And after your fucking Northern lights post, if I see you in real life, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Ah... the story of Icarus, the boy that fell from grace by flying too close to the sun... and you're trying to bring the sun down to the fucking Earth. SO I'LL DO IT FIRST! Ain't no stopping me now... I'm gonna be on the moon! I'm gonna turn into the fucking Minotaur! Trapped in this endless maze only to be murdered eventually if you don't give me that role! If you don't, I'll give you your own wax wings, and through you thousands of feet into the fucking air!
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"Gerg" should be swapped out for your own name and "thumbsucker" can be swapped out for whatever user right you want.