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Ferrari deny race fix at German Grand Prix HOCKENHEIM, Germany -- The Ferrari Formula One motor racing team are denying they "fixed" the race in Germany yesterday when their driver Fernando Alonso unfairly overtook his teammate Felipe Massa to reach the chequered flag first. UnNews has exclusive coverage of a conversation between Alonso and his engineers, captured on the Ferrari team radio. Read more... "I have his stripey ass in a sling":Pippi Longstocking celebrates her divorce from fallen golf hero Tigger Woods WINDEMERE, Florida -- Scorned Swedish beauty Pippi Longstocking celebrated her divorce from Tigger 'The Stripey Philanderer' Woods today. Her only advice is, "Avoid golfers," but she hasn't ruled out dating baseball players or tennis stars in the future. Read more... Baseball discards playoff format NEW YORK, N.Y. -- Major League Baseball has announced that it is discarding the post-season format in mid-season. Commissioner Bud Selig announced that the three decent teams, although they all are in the AL East, will be given an automatic berth into the post-season. Read more... UnNews coverage of the 2010 World Cup has been moved to an archive index. Sports on UnNews Audio 8 Sep: Bush to be stripped of Heisman trophy 2:29, 1.71 Mb 3 Aug: Celebrity humps "worldwide" breastfeeding law 3:12, 2.2 Mb 31 Jul: Athlete stripped of medal at the European Athletics Championship 2:15, 1.55 Mb 12 Jul: Basketball star LeBron James freed from slavery 3:32, 2.43 Mb 1 Jul: Baseball discards playoff format 3:39, 2.51 Mb 19 Jun: Referees again dictate outcome of match 3:39, 2.52 Mb 4 Jun: Baseball's integrity dies 2:12, 1.52 Mb 5 Apr: Eagles finally fire their best player at the peak of his career 2:32, 1.75Mb 27 Mar: NFL approves new overtime rule 2:46, 1.91 Mb 19 Mar: Boston hockey game features retaliation, fans delighted 3:22, 2.32 Mb 11 Mar: NASCAR: Carl Edwards gets probation for killing fellow driver 2:42, 1.86Mb 10 Mar: NHL: "Gloves off" in Boston next week 3:23, 2.33 Mb 21 Feb: Tiger Woods kicks off 2010 Contrition Tour 2.12 Mb

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