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Ferrari deny race fix at German Grand Prix
HOCKENHEIM, Germany -- The Ferrari Formula One motor racing team are denying they "fixed" the race in Germany yesterday when their driver Fernando Alonso unfairly overtook his teammate Felipe Massa to reach the chequered flag first. UnNews has exclusive coverage of a conversation between Alonso and his engineers, captured on the Ferrari team radio.

"I have his stripey ass in a sling":Pippi Longstocking celebrates her divorce from fallen golf hero Tigger Woods
WINDEMERE, Florida -- Scorned Swedish beauty Pippi Longstocking celebrated her divorce from Tigger 'The Stripey Philanderer' Woods today. Her only advice is, "Avoid golfers," but she hasn't ruled out dating baseball players or tennis stars in the future.
Baseball discards playoff format
NEW YORK, N.Y. -- Major League Baseball has announced that it is discarding the post-season format in mid-season. Commissioner Bud Selig announced that the three decent teams, although they all are in the AL East, will be given an automatic berth into the post-season.

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