UnNews:CEO OF THE OHIO STATE WIN SKIBIDI SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RIZZ
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Tuesday, January 21, 2025
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- (brrrr) SKIBIDI DOP DOP YES YES OHIO STATE.
CEO OF OHIO, sorry, CEO OF THE OHIO STATE, win sportsball championship game over Jesus freak Notre Dame. The Ohio State is sigma big peepee energy, skrrrt. Notre Dame is beta-male simp L rizz, stick head in Skibidi Toilet. The Ohio State yes yes sigma, Notre Dame big gyatt Catholic rape-ist with negative aura. They true CEO of Ohio, not The Ohio State.
CEO OF THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY is head coach Ryan Day, no cap. CEO OF OHIO is Urban Meyer. Urban Meyer no longer head coach because he is skibidi skibidi wack. He so wack he think he has rizz. He so wack he no able stay full year with Jacksonville Jaguars. RYAN DAY FOR PRESIDENT! Ryan Day awesome even though no beat Michigan but WIN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Potato Chip Kelly also good offense coach. Me wonders how he do as NFL coach.
Notre Dame so much negative aura that they fail FAKE PUNT and go down 31-7 in half-time, so much that they take the L 34-23. Lose game because they let The Ohio State be big gun RIZZLERS. Notre Dame head coach Marcus Freeman looksmaxxed TOO SOON, mewed not enough. Notre Dame QB Riley Leonard puke on field due to being too beta. Notre Dame so beta they let Chip Kelly beat them.
The Ohio State so good, offense lead by QB Will Howard flex all over Notre Dame overrated defense. The Ohio State so goated, with big peepee win, make me inspire to go there and learn skibidi. Learn better writing because all news writers quit and us young kidz take over. Ohio State in Ohio, but me go to no be Ohio. The Ohio State make best quarterback in NFL like Cardale Jones and Tyrelle Pryor and Justin Fields. At least that's what my daddy tell me. Daddy drink too much. Mommy also drink, maybe she give me first drink in womb. They somehow got me write this article for neewsaper. I hack daddy, master hacker, hack into major newspaper. Now I go play Roblox. Skibidi skrrt skrrt. Dab.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- "What Does Gen Alpha Have Against Ohio? A Complete Guide to a New Generation of Slang, From 'Skibidi Toilet' to 'Rizz'" People.com, October 22, 2024
- "Ohio State wins national championship by fending off Notre Dame rally, claims first title in 12-team CFP" CBS Sports, January 20, 2025