Flexing

Flexing is le premiere way to show that you wasted your money on bullshit and want to look like you own everybody else when in reality you're just as bullshitty as everyone else.

Steps to flex[edit | edit source]

Head to Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and/or any other expensive well known store.
Buy up EVERYTHING
Wear it all the time
Rinse and repeat with more stores, or the same store again!
Credit card debt? What's that? Get a new credit card and transfer your debt there!
BUY EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE, OVERRATED SHIT!
Okay, now you're actually broke. No worries, Flex on them hoes and scam them to take their money for yourself!
Flex on them cops by buying a security guard with your stolen money!
Make your security guards flex by buying the most expensive fake muscles for them!
Pray to whatever gods you believe in that no one realizes you're a phony or empty inside
Wait, you ARE God. You're the god of flexing! FLEX SOME MORE!
Flex your Godly powers by SNORTING SOME COKE!
NOW FLEX BY INVESTING ALL YOUR MONEY ON THE HOTTEST STOCKS!
FLEX ON THOSE NOW WORTHLESS STOCKS AND THE BANK COMING TO FORECLOSE YOUR MANSION BY GOING ON A RAMPAGE!! BITE THE BANKER'S NOSE OFF! PUNCH YOUR ELDERLY NEIGHBOR IN THE FACE! PUNT HER CAT INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC! STAB THAT RANDOM DUDE IN THE JUGULAR! TEABAG HIS DEAD BODY! TACKLE THAT SHOCKED KID!
FLEX ON THEM COPS BY RESISTING ARREST! "YOU CALL THAT A TASER? YOU CALL THAT A GLOCK?!"
Get shot and get the shit beaten out of you by the cops. You're still alive, motherfucker! But you're in jail now.
FLEX ON THE OTHER PRISONERS BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM!
Get raped in jail
FLEX AGAIN BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SHIT!
Oh shit, now you're dead.

All that just because you decided to flex on them hoes and impress your vain, superficial "homies" by buying Gucci and those useless cars such as that never-driven BMW and Tesla.