UnNews:UnNews will now only write about sports

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Thursday, October 31, 2019

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UNNEWS HEADQUARTERS -- Due to a new policy that doesn't make a lick of sense, UnNews is now only allowed to write about sports. Yep. Sports. Not Trump. Not movies. Not Greta. Not highbrow, critically-acclaimed, award-winning dramas like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, or NBC's brand new reboot of Small Wonder. Not old ass directors of highbrow films pissing on more recent commercial fare. Not droll viral shit I see trending on slow news days. Not Florida Man shit. Not crap I made up randomly because I was bored. Sports. Sports and only sports. And since I don't know shit about sports, I have effectively been fi[red. A new Uncyclopedia user, MJ23, will take over UnNews indefinitely. Or at least until we realize that nobody gives a shit about sports. - Ed]