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Tuesday, November 15, 2022, 21:43 (UTC)

Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin -- Vice President Biden called the madam of a brothel outside of Milwaukee, Wis., a "smartass" after the women asked him to legalize prostitution. Biden made the comment Friday after the ‘World Famous’ brothel mistress, Pumpkin, told him that his session would be on the house if he legalized pimping.
"Runaway General" McChrystal found and returned home
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- General Stanley McChrystal, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, has finally found a way to get more face time with his Commander-In-Chief than chance meetings on airport tarmac: Just run the guy down on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

North Korea sinks ship, but this time things will be different
SEOUL, South Korea -- U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said the world must respond to North Korea's sinking of a South Korean ship. The usual response, known as the Madeleine-Condoleeza-Hillary Doctrine, is to send a female diplomat to the secretive regime, who promises food, fuel, and cash if North Korea promises to start acting better from now on.
Libertarian wins primary, reporters sharpen knives
BOWLING GREEN, Kentucky -- The primary victory of free-market candidate Rand Paul became an occasion for reporters to bring out their toughest questions, on everything from repeal of the 1965 Civil Rights Act to personal ownership of nuclear weapons.

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