Recently, a disgusting stench has filled the White House to the unpleasant surprise of those that were working there.
Joe Biden, current
President of the United States, was sighted shitting himself an ungodly amount in the Oval Office.
Biden had allegedly been holding in his poo for 5 weeks due to boycotting the toilets in the White House. When asked by his aides to "please go to the bathroom and stop eating that garbage," Biden snapped back "YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL GARBAGE IS? Those Skibidi Toilets everyone is harping about! I'm gonna keep boycotting them by not taking a deuce in any toilet." This comment would later upset the Skibidi Toilet community, pushing them towards the Republican vote.
Biden's insistence on holding in his poo led to the shitty disaster we witnessed in the last 72 hours; according to medical experts, his
anal sphincter has stopped working properly, which is what has caused this quite unusual event to happen.
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