UnNews:Democrats fight Republican agenda with disapproving tsk tsks
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Saturday, March 1, 2025
For one of our more better stories this week, Democrats might have a plan for the incoming pretty stupid Republican agenda that will be coming. Their answer? Disapproving tsk-tsks. It could probably be the only way to brawl against President Musk Trump's absolute fucking up of America.
"It could really be the only thing we could do." says Sarah O'Neil, political analyst from the University of Minnesota. "Republicans have possibly swayed Americans to a point of no return, pushed us further into the closest we have been to fascism, and all of this with a unelected foreign evil billionaire by his side. There are probably numerous ways for us to solve this, but all of them require us to do real action, which for Democrats is just ineffective."
The use of disapproving tsk-tsks has been described by Democrats as "the best we can do" and "should touch Republican hearts and show their purity inside", "purity" in this case being "the ability to be wholly responsible for the War on Terror". It has already been reported to be used in action, from a West Virginia bill citing the Bible as history, to a Utah bill outlawing abortion, to an Arkansas bill for genital inspections of children, Democrats in the areas use tsk-tsks as late as the times when they literally sign the bill into a law, to hopefully get them at the last moment. The tactic has been praised by MSNBC, professional dick-sucker of really anything the party does, alike to that of Fox News and the GOP.
"We are all in this together." said Rachel Maddow on her show following a "disastrous" meeting between Trump and Zelenskyy that evening that made Democrats use the tsk-tsk strategy again. "I could never think of this in a million years. Democrats are still highly more intelligent than their Republican counterparts, getting to the heart of the problem with what we want to hear. We disapprove everything the GOP does, and a tactic like this really brings the movement up. I say this with the Democrats. Tsk, tsk-tsk, tsk tsk tsk tsk, tsk, tsk.... Tsk tsk."
Some hot button problems haven't seen such a reaction from Democrats, such as most involving minorities, in fear that they'll probably lose more in 2028, which is a real problem for Democrats following such a disastrous campaign last year. The disapproving tsk-tsks highlight the best part about Democrats, the fact that they never do anything, and know that everyone will provide something for them because they're always better than the stinky Republican party. In short, there is no room to grow for a basically perfect organization. Smart! This is UnNews, signing off.
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