UnNews:Elon Musk does Nazi salute, to surprise to absolutely nobody
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Wednesday, January 22, 2025
CAPITAL ONE ARENA, WASHINGTON D.C. - To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Elon Musk has made a nazi salute to his fellow Trump supporters yesterday. We at UnNews are not shocked at all to know that Musk is obviously from the far-right and hence, does dumbass racist shit like this. Is there any thing to take from this? Well, what hasn't been taken already? Far right hate groups obviously devolve into crazy stuff like this all the time, try to cover up their notions with the "durr woke liberals think everything is HITLER" and refuse to see that duh, you hate basically all minorities except for the straight, white, conservative, Christian, American, rich, cis male. ELON MUSK isn't even all of that! (bolded the punchline for you guys) Hell, sure Hitler may not have been a Christian, American, or technically even white by Western standards at this point, but damn it it is pretty close.
You know what, this is too biased. Let's see what everyone else has to say!
SomeRandoConfederate @SRC Replying to @Fox News
The White Flame will rise again!
Jan 20, 2024
Wh... What the fuck?
How does this even help? You're not even beating the allegations? Well, at least they're honest about it. Those egg prices will go down tenfold, folks! Just.. please.. don't look outside. There may be certain.. stolen Indian symbols abound. That are black. And perched on a white circle. Inside a red background. The Nazi fla- I'm talking about the Nazi flag. They're all nazis, to be honest. Indiana Jones, where are you? Well, since us at UnNews are going to be signing off, akin to Poland in 1939, which may even be reenacted with Greenland soon, thank you for being with us! Damn all those transphobics! Damn them all to hell!
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