UnNews talk:Elon Musk does Nazi salute, to surprise to absolutely nobody

FAKE NEWS!!! My good friend Elon, and we were once enemies but now we're the closest of friends, would never pull a Nazi salute at one of my rallies, because we hate the Nazis, don't we folks? I called some of the biggest experts in autism science, and they told me on good authority that what Elon, who is my friend, did is just what--and I'm quoting them, not me!--SPASTIC RETARDS do when they get excited! Sometimes, they also start quoting FBI crime statistics when I'm at the range at Mar-a-lago, ruining my tee time! This was last Thursday, when I had flared the drive out right after hitting a slight push draw, but the wind caught it, so it's on the collar--the collar!--just short of the green, giving me a tricky up-and-down with a tight lie. --RealDonaldTrump (talk) 21:09, 22 January 2025 (UTC)