User talk:RealDonaldTrump

Small question

Mr. President, will you add your votes to Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting? Or are you too busy kidnapping the Venezuelan president to add your vote? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:13, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

You're an admin now?

Congratulations on that! (when did that happen again?) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:51, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

The interns are telling me October, but I'm pretty sure they made me Eternal President of Uncyclopedia about six seconds after we got this account setup! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:45, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

Some may say you will be a great admin. Perhaps even the best, one of the very best. (however the rest of it goes) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 01:26, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

this comment thing of yours

it's pretty awesome. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 16:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You mean MediaWiki:Gadget-VfhVote.js? That was written by User:Bizzeebeever, I just implemented updates to get it to work with this wiki's current version of MediaWiki, along with some minor CSS modifications. --MUGA Intern Jingwei (talk) 04:01, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Question from relatively new account.

How does one make the Lead articles in UnNews? I know it's run by the admins but is there somewhere I can submit my article for consideration like the VFH for the mainpage? Purplexed (talk) 12:50, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@Purplexed: actually admins aren't the only ones who can edit the UnNews, but you have to be extended confirmed for that, which often means editing in here for a while before you get such role. in the meantime, you can just ask an admin and they'll consider if they'll add the UnNews to the main page. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:16, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: or you can just steal the comment from me... TURB0-SUNRIS33 13:30, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@Purplexed: Did you mean the Main Page Template:RecentUnNews or the UnNews Main Page Template:Lead articles 2? The former can be edited by "extended confirmed" users (more than 500 edits), but the latter can only be edited by admins, although I'm sure once a consensus is established it can be brought down to fit with the main page template. MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 22:54, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

Since you're kind of the template guy around here

I'm thinking of having a template that prevents navboxes from adding their own categories to themselves (making them self-including categories) but idk what to call it or if it would be better to not have it as a template. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 05:12, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Do you mean something like, preventing a template like {{Horror}} from adding Category:Horror to the template page itself? This is typically done by enclosing the category in <includeonly>...</includeonly> tags, like this:

{{simple navbox
|blah blah blah
}}<includeonly>[[Category:Whatever]]</includeonly>

"Includeonly" means it only includes whatever's between the tags when the template is transcluded (i.e. when it's used on another page). There's also {{Template other}}. --MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 06:44, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

no, i mean like if the template's on the category page, it would prevent the category from being added to itself --Dame Fish on skates CUN 06:54, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh, I see what you mean. Like, if {{Horror}} was added to the category page Category:Horror, the category page would itself be categorized Category:Horror? I think {{Category other}} does something like that. It'd look something like this (let's assume this is Template:Horror):

{{simple navbox
|blah blah blah
}}<includeonly>{{Category other|<!-- empty -->|[[Category:Horror]]}}</includeonly>

I added the comment <!-- empty --> to illustrate that the first parameter is what would be included if it was on a category page. Normally, it'd just be two | symbols smushed together like {{Category other||[[Category:Horror]]}}. Or, you can do something like this on the template page (in this case, Template:Horror):

{{simple navbox
|blah blah blah
}}<includeonly>{{#if:{{{nocat|}}}|<!-- empty -->|[[Category:Horror]]}}</includeonly>

And when you added the template on the category, you'd add it like: {{Horror|nocat=y}}. Basically, if the template detects the parameter nocat is not empty, it'll spit out the first parameter. Otherwise, it'll just add Category:Horror. I hope I explained things clearly! MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 07:12, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

oh wait, it already exists my bad, that one's for the category namespace and not specific categories --Dame Fish on skates CUN 07:05, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Using {{Category other}} would have the same affect as, say, a hypothetical template which prevents a navbox from spitting out a template category on a specific category page, as either way, it's in the category namespace. At least, just based on what I believe you are trying to accomplish. MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 07:14, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Unrelated to the previous topic...

When do you want to archive your talk page? It's getting a bit long, huh. You can read {{Archives}} how to do it... but you're probably five universes ahead of me. Toodle-pip 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 05:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Something got fucked up

for some reason your sig is on all the welcome templates if you use the gadget. see here. --Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 17:19, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

I think I know exactly what happened. Please standby. MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 17:48, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

while you're at it, could you add Template:Oh Dear IP too? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:56, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Basically, when I had saved the code to MediaWiki:Gadget-autowelcome.js, the signature string ~~~~ had literally gotten expanded as this account's signature (i.e. "Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •") because the code wasn't surrounded by <nowiki>...</nowiki> tags. One of the fun quirks of MediaWiki. It should be fixed now (along with the added IP template), although the boss man would call it a feature, not a bug. MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 18:08, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

thanks Donnie!

Wanted to say thank you for adding that little bit to my Charles Carroll of Carrollton and making the section actually funnier. If you couldn't tell, I'm quite new to this and it means a lot to me. Thanks, Donnie. Thank you for taking time out of your very busy golfing schedule to edit my article. Deemox (talk) 18:08, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

You're very welcome! You know, people are starting to call me America's newest Founding Father. Totally true, don't look it up! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 20:09, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

so, uh

was that you? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:47, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

He blocked me! Two can play that game! Because I am merciful, I only blocked him for 5000 years... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:29, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Well deserved

Here it is in all it's glory:

Uncyclopedian of the Year 2025

ShabiDOO 13:10, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Top Tennery

Amazeballs work on the articles you've contributed to the top 10 including Charlie Kirk and Gouverneur Morris. Keep it up and in no time you'll be writer of the year ;) Also...all the other amazeness you've done. You deserve some dildo soup, a smoke and a nap! ShabiDOO 21:11, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Thank you! I don't know what a dildo soup nap is, sounds very European... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 08:58, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Is this Donald Trump or are you impersonating?

Are you impersonating Donald Trump? OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 11:49, 4 February 2026 (UTC) He is the real Donald Trump! Being president is just his side gig, this is where the real magic happens. Donnie is one of the few things keeping this website alive! he's now going to send ICE to your house for doubting him! Deemox (talk) 17:59, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@deemox: remember you're indents --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:29, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

is this enough to make up for it @fish on skates: Deemox (talk) 18:39, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

yes that's great --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:44, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

*Your indents dummy M K 18:51, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Fish on skates? As we all know, the correct way of spelling your indents is your indents!!! Obviously not you're indents!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Fish on skates. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:53, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

you're --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:56, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

i remember you're indents Deemox (talk) 13:19, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

not sure you noticed but...

i noticed that your talk header had a link pointed to the wrong donald trump userpage. I went ahead and fixed it, so you dont need to do anything. you can see the edit here GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:30, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks, that Donald Trump was an impostor! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 19:31, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

i added you to my list of people whose names are confusingly similar --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:57, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Congrunlatis

On going onto the Hall of Shame. Keep writing more articles, that'll surely blow our eyeballs. You currently have 4.5 featured articles as of right now. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:02, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

The Spoon

It seems that the reason behind the block is only username-related. If you want to get out of it, I'll request a name change on your behalf and link to this conversation as proof. So, what if anything might you want to change it to? (Just on the Spoon, of course) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:40, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

That won't be necessary. As for that furry who banned me, SPIKE is more than welcome to appeal his five thousand year long ban on Discord! Also, the MUGA team are telling me to issue this statement, despite it being stupid and dumb!

Since SPIKE has never logged into this site and his presence on this wiki is more of an archival import phantom than an as actual user, his five millenia long censure is considered a "Joke Ban" and any admin is therefore free to reverse it at their pleasure.

– MUGA Team

Thank you for your attention to this matter! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 07:29, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Questions and loads more

Do you support ICE killing innocent people? Did you rape a teenage girl? Are you racist? And do you really like this country? Oh, and do you like Kim Jung-Un or Vladimir Putin?

--𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 16:38, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

Here is my response to each of your questions!

1. FAKE NEWS!
2. FAKE NEWS!
3. FAKE NEWS!
4. I love America! It's probably the favorite country I've been President of...
5. They're both terrific guys, although Putin has been starting to get on my nerves! Also, FAKE NEWS!

I hope that answers all your questions. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 16:45, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

Also, what is Epstien files, and are you the REAL donald trump in the white house raping Joe Biden this right moment (jk, ut are you just a Discord mod who only eats mcdonalds and pretends to be the real president doing shitposts)? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk • contribs)

I don't only eat McDonald's! I've been known to eat the Taco Bell and its fancy cousin, Chipotle! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 23:00, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Also, can I impersonate you! Like rn. {{User:RealDonaldTrump/sig}}User:𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙/sig 18:35, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

@𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙: Any user can impersonate the President for satirical purposes, or other users (if it is an obvious joke to any reasonable person), but specifically using another user's signature (whether directly or by exact copy) is against longstanding informal rules concerning user impersonation. MUGA Policy Team (talk) 21:10, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

alright, you're awake.

could you block me for like ten minutes with an edit summary of "Have a nice go fuck yourself."? I need to do some testing TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 22:52, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Happy to help! Enjoy your 10 minutes of freedom... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 22:56, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

coocy

Fish on skates has awarded you a cookie!
doing the crazy UnSignpost stuff

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:08, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

and again!

So, i'm trying to get Template:BounceBox to let you give it a custom image, but it keeps spitting out... well... see for yourself. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 12:03, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, your link appears to be broken. MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 19:59, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Deleted it bc it was on qvfd — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:34, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: not using the no ping template and pinging EVERYBODY TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:28, 18 February 2026 (UTC).

My bad 😔, I forgot you stopped using bots to send the UnSignpost! Any username mention becomes a ping because of the user signature! MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 17:53, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

I believe these are also yours

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include pinging alula 18 times

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include pinging Deemox 18 times

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include for good measure

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Fish on skates wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: pinging Soviet 18 times.

Whack! You've been whacked with a gay trout. Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something really gay, which may or may not include pinging Deemox 18 times

Enjoy! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:47, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. Deemox just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include being too orange

FAKE NEWS! I never pinged anyone! I haven't pinged since my first wife... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 20:31, 18 February 2026 (UTC)