User talk:RealDonaldTrump

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Trumpcyclopedia

Can I add {{Fakelogo|Trumpcyclopedia.png}} to your userpage? (replaces the logo with File:Trumpcyclopedia.png) Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:04, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

You can change the logo? Wow, I didn't know that. You're just telling me now for the first time. --RealDonaldTrump (talk) 09:14, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

Yep, you can! Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:38, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

Question

That thing you have going on in edit summaries about you hiring people, is that just a bit, or serious? I don't mean to ruin any joke you may have going on, but I'm just curious. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:42, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

You know, Elon, Vivek--before we canned him!--Zuck, and Tim Apple, they helped me hire the MUGA (Make Uncyclopedia Great Again) Team. We hire some of the best, the absolute best, H-1 workers out of India and Taiwan, supervised by my only son Barron, to help edit this wiki. Of course, as President, I can't personally stand in front of a computer all day long and type the little ones and zeroes, or however it is the Nerd Crew edit Un-encyclopedia, we've got fires blazing left, right and center. Just now, a plane flew right into a helicopter! Total disaster, many dead and grieving--too many! Or was it a helicopter into a plane? It's terrible, they're fishing bodies out of the Potomac as we speak. --RealDonaldTrump (talk) 09:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

Ok, so all that does is make me wonder, how many people have you hired to edit for you, only to take credit for all their edits and contributions, even though you had nothing to do with the edits, other than hiring people to do it, whom now take no credit. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:03, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

Around fifty, but we're in the process of streamlining the MUGA team so that all the work can be done by three people. There's this great book, Barron recommended it to me, it's called Frank Herbert's Dune, and in this book, there's these people called "Mentats" with computers--that aren't really computers!--inside of their brain, which allows them to do the work of, they say, several dozen if not more people. We've got the best doctors, pumping all our interns with some experimental stuff, a buttload of psychoactive drugs, so maybe hopefully we'll have real life "Mentats" within 6 to 8 weeks. Right now, they just writhe on the floor and vomit, but once they get all the kinks straightened out, efficiency will increase significantly, perhaps, exponentially. Great for the taxpayers! --RealDonaldTrump (talk) 10:13, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

I don't pay taxes. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:18, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

And before you go on some rant about what tax does or whatever, we don't have tax in my country(im pretty sure) (I wanted to do a joke where you did go on a rant, but you're taking too long to write it) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:22, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

A country without taxes? Now that is truly something. You've given me a lot to think about... --RealDonaldTrump (talk) 10:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

Yes, it really is. (then again I'm not 100% sure, I've never HAD to pay any) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:29, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

CSS

Please teach me your CSS wizardry, sir. 2600:1700:103A:D800:9C27:58B1:1096:3E1F (talk) 15:58, 5 February 2025 (UTC)

Hello, Sir, MUGA (Make Uncyclopedia Great Again) Intern Sandeep here. I have learned much from this website, as well as playing around with inspect element on my browser. Remember, CSS is only one third of the holy front-end trinity (HTML, CSS, and JS (which is mostly irrelevant in a Wiki user's context)). It is vital to brush up on your HTML knowledge as well. In addition, MediaWiki's own wiki, particularly this page, has been indubitably helpful when it comes to MediaWiki templates. Remember, there is no shame in perusing the source code of other wiki articles, both in here and in the greater world wide web, to see what they have done. --MUGAInternSandeep (talk) 16:32, 5 February 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations!

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

• Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
• Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
• Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
• Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap Fenris2010 with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:02, 5 February 2025 (UTC)

DONALTURD IS A TURDLICKER! EAT MY TURDS TURDLICKER!

TURDLICKER!

I just sent your IP address to Kash Patel. Have fun in Guantanamo, LOSER! RealDonaldTrump (talk) 22:56, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

Insulin Shock

Checking in as regards the copying of extra text on Insulin Shock by IAmSandeep to the Spoon (unc.com). The user says he has your permission. Is that correct? RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 01:02, 7 February 2025 (UTC)

Ah..I see what you have done. I would stick to one name. Makes life easier. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 01:05, 7 February 2025 (UTC)

As per my User page, I have granted IAmSandeep permission to copy, reproduce, and apply my edits from this wiki ("The Fork") onto another wiki ("The Spoon"). I was going to make it an executive order, but White House Counsel told me a notice on my user page would be sufficient, which really sucks, because I really like using my sharpie. It never bleeds! RealDonaldTrump (talk) 01:08, 7 February 2025 (UTC)

Department of Government Efficiency

What's your opinion on the work of this agency, seeing as you and your team have collaborated on it? Norb (talk) 17:43, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

Elon is doing great work! We've got the best disaffected young men working at DOGE, tippy tapping the code or whatever it is they do, instead of committing mass shootings. If DOGE were around last year, I bet that Crooks guy would be working there, instead of being dead, on account of trying to impress whatever honeypot secret agent they got to make him shoot me! Believe it or not (really!) they have some stunners at the Deep State division of the FBI, beautiful women, you let 'em into a Discord server and there'll be attacks left and right! Anyways, the experts, my expert guys, they're all saying by 2027 I'll be the only person in government. One guy running everything? That's what you call efficiency! RealDonaldTrump (talk) 17:57, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

With that in mind, what's your opinion on this new bill, seeing as your dreams will be realized. Norb (talk) 19:19, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

It's a little on the nose, don't you think? Everyone thinks I'm always... The loud one, very loud. But I can be subtle. We might rename it, Iceland, because it's got a lot of ice. We'll build a big beautiful Trump tower there, that's for sure. RealDonaldTrump (talk) 18:53, 13 February 2025 (UTC)

Yes, an entire tower with your name on it, that's very subtle! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:05, 14 February 2025 (UTC)

I agree, it's very understated. The golden hue of the glass, right next to the Greenlandic snow, it reminds me of... Christmas. My first plan was to make a tower out of the letters of my name, but they said they couldn't make a T that big, "It's just not possible," they said, which really was a disappointment. We'll get the kinks sorted out soon, we might build it in Gaza! RealDonaldTrump (talk) 16:24, 14 February 2025 (UTC)