User:Coffi
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| Age | Nunya buisness |
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| Full Name | Nunya Buiznes |
| Highest Status | Extended confirmed user(for now) |
| Iq | 200000+ |
| Aura | ∞ |
| Gender | NunyaBuiz(male) |
| signature |  talk |
IT'S ME!!! COFFI!!! THE GENIOUS!!!!!!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user is a member of the ICU Doctoral Program. |
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 month and 17 days. |
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This user is from California,
and brags about the nice weather.
After all, earthquakes aren't weather.
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This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia) |
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This user is a native speaker of English. |
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This user is a deviant templasexual, and gets turned on by having this very template on their userpage.
(List of templasexuals...) |
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine) |
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This user prides himself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user. |
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This user finally decided to make a sidebar and now their userpage is slick and spam! |
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This user is now depressed because they just got their sockpuppets revealed... Including Skillix... |
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OMG NO... SCHISM HAS DEFRENDED ME |
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Wait, what?! This user is both black and Polish! |
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Fenris was here. |
I never even had the time to make my own userpage because I was busy trying to fight... evil.
But anyway, the demons of unfinished articles are all gone, so everything is good now.
I have big plans. You could even say... pig plans. My only goal in the Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia is to become the undisputed holy god of Uncyclopedia, and use this undisputed power to shoot the Uncyclopedian version of Issac Newton in the head and save everyone from the evils of Uncyclopedian physics, and the only way to do this is with your help.
As part of this dumb idiotic stupid genius plan, I will be improving any ICU'd article I see. You can join, too.
Smertʹ administratoram!
Slava korystuvacham!
HALP MEEEEEE!
The True Origins of Coffi[edit | edit source]
This whole thing is an extended accident. I'm Polish(and black, somehow), and meant to create an account on the Polish Uncyclopedia, but didn't realize there was one, clicking on the English Uncyclopedia instead. I'll make an account on there soon. That means, Me will soon be editor admin on Polski Uncyclopedings! ! !
UnMood[edit | edit source]
You shouldn't care about this at all. I am almost close to being a vandal, so I don't deserve to be checked on or cared for like a dog.
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Articles I should make but am too lazy to[edit | edit source]
- Dumb. NO WAIT..... I HAVE MADE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It got... Thanos snapped.
- Vanitium. This will be a cool article based on the comic on the article of Polandball.
- A story built one chapter at a time This time, I won't cheat, I swear!
Articles I have made(or helped made) yet[edit | edit source]
- The Helmet Group This is my rizzy rizz article packed with rizz and stuff! C O O L.
- Generation Alpha slang I don't even remember who I was when I made it.
- German Nationalism Yeah, I LOOOOVE controversy.
- Ebonics Don't worry, It's not racist, BECAUSE I'M BLACK!
- Polandball Me writings cool article on Polandball! Good for portfolioings.
- Robert Anderson I finally decided to make it for no reason.
- The One Coffi Principle No more sockpuppets.
Oh, yeah, and don't forget this.
🏆 My Addition to the ASBOWAAT series 🏆
My finest work so far, according to me:
I can't wait to defend the world from KALKUTNIDAK! How exciting!
Tiny Footnote[edit | edit source]
So, apperently, my lawyer has advised me to say this to avoid getting wiped from the face of the earth.
NO HATE TO THE GLORIOUS UNCYCLOPEDIA GODS. YOU ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE!!! THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME TO MAKE MY ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
please dont kill me
Even tinier footnote[edit | edit source]
Utmost thanks to Alula for approving my helmet group rizz article.
I am alive.
I am living and breathing.
I am NOT DEAD YET!
DON'T LOOK AT THIS, THIS IS MY UNFINISHED WORK!!![edit | edit source]
Nothing to see here.
Hey, man, If you're looking at this, it's basically looking at me naked! Cause, you know, you're looking at something I don't want you to see!
Apology[edit | edit source]
I made some bad decisions, so here's my apology.
Extras[edit | edit source]
In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.
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Did you expect to find something here? Too bad. This user is lazy and will most likely not put anything in this section except for this template. |
