User:Coffi
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IT'S ME!!! COFFI!!! THE GENIOUS!!!!!!
I never even had the time to make my own userpage because I was busy trying to fight... evil.
But anyway, the demons of unfinished articles are all gone, so everything is good now.
I have big plans. You could even say... pig plans. My only goal in the Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia is to become the undisputed holy god of Uncyclopedia, and use this undisputed power to shoot the Uncyclopedian version of Issac Newton in the head and save everyone from the evils of Uncyclopedian physics, and the only way to do this is with your help.
HALP MEEEEEE!
Articles I haven't made yet[edit | edit source]
- Dumb. NO WAIT..... I HAVE MADE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It got... Thanos snapped.
- Our lord and savior Robert Anderson. NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND! WHO'S THAT?!?!
- Quantum Pig Physics. This is where I'll explain how pigs hold the key to dismantling Uncyclopedian gravity. It involves bacon, squeals, and a surprising amount of glitter.
- The Secret History of the Sock Puppet Menace. They tried to stop me. THEY TRIED. But I know their secrets. It involves tiny knitting needles and an unhealthy obsession with lint.
- Why Everything You Know About Apples is Wrong (Especially If You're Newton). Apples are the enemy. They are round and they fall. This is the basis of the evil physics I must destroy. I suspect they are in league with the sock puppets.
My pig plans are coming together. Soon, the reign of falling apples and boring physics will be over! Join me, and together we will usher in an era of floating pigs and glorious chaos!
Tiny Footnote[edit | edit source]
So, apperently, my lawyer has advised me to say this to avoid getting wiped from the face of the earth.
NO HATE TO THE GLORIOUS UNCYCLOPEDIA GODS. YOU ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE!!! THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME TO MAKE MY ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont kill me
Even tinier footnote[edit | edit source]
Special thanks to Alula for approving my helmet group rizz article. I am alive.
I am living and breathing.
I am breathing.
I am alive.
I am who I- GET OUT!!!!
Should I end the article here?
NO JusT KIDDING
I'm bored[edit | edit source]
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