User:Coffi/The One Coffi Principle

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The One Coffi Principle,(Cofeeish:SUPAMAN SUPAGOAL) was forged amidst recent events that happened this week and last week.

I admitted to sock‑puppeting, spamming half‑baked templates/scripts, and lashing out at helpers because I wanted quick recognition, even using extra accounts to jab at admins without risking my main. I apologized to the community, took full responsibility, and offered no excuses.