Generation Alpha slang
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Gen Alpha slang is a chaotic mess of abbreviations, gibberish, and pop culture references that only makes sense to terminally online children. |
“Bro said "rizz" and suddenly thinks he's got game. L + ratio + touch grass.”
“Language is evolving. Unfortunately, so is stupidity.”
Generation Alpha Slang, often referred to as Gen Alpha Speak, is a bizarre and often incomprehensible evolution of the English language that heavily features emojis, acronyms, and weirdly specific pop culture references. First noticed around 2020, this linguistic phenomenon has only gotten worse with time. Attempts to translate it have failed miserably, leaving older generations in total confusion.
Common Words[edit | edit source]
- Rizz – Short for charisma. Allegedly. Now just means flirting while being annoying.
- Sigma – Used by people who watched one Andrew Tate video and think they’re philosophers.
- Gyatt – Shouted when someone sees a butt. No, really.
- Skibidi – Nonsensical noise popularized by toilet-headed creatures. No further explanation available.
- Slay – Means someone did something cool. Overused to the point of being meaningless.
- No Cap – Apparently means "I'm serious." Ironically, it’s often used when lying.
- Mid – Something mediocre. Usually used for everything that exists.
- Bet – Confirmation or agreement. Why not just say "okay"? Unknown.
- On God – Same as "no cap," but now God is involved for some reason.
- Ratio – Online own. Used when someone replies and gets more likes.
- Touch grass – An insult meaning "go outside and stop being weird."
Uses in the Wild[edit | edit source]
Gen Alpha slang appears in:
- TikTok comments at 3 AM.
- Arguments about Skibidi Toilet lore.
- Snapchat streaks involving the same emoji 85 times.
- Random Discord servers where everyone is either 11 or pretending to be.
How to Survive It[edit | edit source]
- Smile and nod.
- Say "slay" occasionally to blend in.
- Avoid TikTok like it's radioactive.
- Learn Latin instead. It’s more useful.
- Don’t ask what "gooning" is. Just don’t.
Dangerous Phrases[edit | edit source]
- "Skibidi rizz gyatt Ohio sigma grindset"
- "Sheesh, that's mad mid, no cap on God fr"
- "L + ratio + you're mid + no rizz + touch grass"
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
Gen Alpha slang is either the next evolution of human language or the final stage before our collective brain implodes. Either way, good luck.