A story built one line at a time

Sorry, Coffi, you may not add more text to the story at this time. Everyone else has this story's permission to add text at this time.

Rules:

1. One Line Only, Wordsmith! Each contribution must be exactly one line of text. Length is up to you, within reason (no single-line novels, please).
2. Respect the Literary Landscape! Do not revert or delete other people's contributions unless they clearly broke a rule, and you are fixing it.
3. Just Add to the Pile! Only add your line at the very end of the story. No editing or embellishing existing lines.
4. Keep the Bananas in the Fruit Bowl! While the story can be strange, avoid inserting completely random, unrelated words (like "banana") that serve no narrative purpose. The story should still make some kind of (however bizarre) sense if read through.
5. Word Length Limits Apply! No individual word can be longer than 20 letters.
6. <big> Tag Moderation! A few <big> tags are amusing. An excessive amount becomes an eyesore. Use sparingly.
7. We love memes. The names of giant eldritch monsters fighting must be written in ALL CAPS(for the memes). For example, KALKUTNIDAK will never be written as Kalkutnidak. That is unsacred and unholy!
8. No Hogging the Keyboard! The same person cannot make two edits in a row. Let others contribute before you add another line.
9. Have FREAKING FUN!
10. The Last Editor… Gets to Brag! The final person to add a line before the story concludes (in whatever chaotic way it might) earns the esteemed title of "Last Editor."

Good luck, my soldiers, and godspeed. Please survive the meme attacks.(I'm scared)

Beginnings

Everything started when Coffi decided to write a nice story. This story, however, would change the world. You see...

KALKUTNIDAK, THE DESTROYER, CAME TO END ALL OF HUMANITY AND ITS PLEASANT LITTLE WORLD.

Coffi created an anti-KALKUTNIDAK force to stop him, though. He raised infinite money to fight him, too.

KALKUTNIDAK CARETH NOT. HE IS INEVITABLE AND HE SHALL END ASBOWAAT AND THE WORLD FOREVER.

Coffi realized that he would need to prepare for WAR. With the forces he raised, he created KADINTUKLAK(reversed spelling)

WAR had a heart attack, so had to be sent to the ICU for the fourth time. A replacement was made in case WAR died, that being RAW.

So Kalkutnidak, RAW and Kadintuklak truced by splitting Earth inro three parts: KALKUTNIKA, RAWistan and KADINTUKland.

Coffi sighed with relief after seeing this truce, and failed to realize the planet was about to be invaded by big moccasins. Not to worry, though, for he has Special Move 1: Caffeine Attack!

Caffeine Attack? That sounds way too similar to KADINTUKLAK.

Well, I guess it kind of rhymes. Uhh, ANYWAY, Back to the story! RAW's health began to decline, and KALKUTNIDAK started to rage again. Oh, no...