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Horray! We did... something retarded. Very retarded. It sucks, like the dodgahs. And we hate the Yankees for existing. And steroids. And LA sucks. Are all Yankees real? No, clearly they don't not existence. Retards. Among the retards rises Alula. Alula is gay. He is the worst teacher ever he suxs. He gave me the F!!!! because i didnt read some gay book. Also, it rewrote ASBOTAAB. I will fuck Mr. TucoBenedictioJuanRamiraRamiraz until this story self-destructs (NOW!)

Tktktktk! Mr. GLARGH EGGS TKTKTKTK! Alula EGGS ORP!

Mr. Ex-777 having destroyed Mr. X blew up the twin towers twice, totaling to four go phers and ger bils. Luna killed Kenny! Nooooooooooooo!!!! You bastards! How bastardly! I'll go stick 35 moccasins up your ass! And you'll gonna enjoy none of them!

Part ridge in fortnight??? Pear tree[edit | edit source]

1[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

2[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

3[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

4[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

5[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

6[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

6 dingbats dingbatting,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

7[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

7 Aracuans SLAPALAPPALAPPALAPPAing,

6 dingbats dingbatting,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

8[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

8 Yankees pageblanking,

7 Aracuans SLAPALAPPALAPPALAPPAing,

6 dingbats dingbatting,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

9[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

9 red stains on corpses,

Some sox redding(?),

8 Yankees pageblanking,

7 Aracuans SLAPALAPPALAPPALAPPAing,

6 dingbats dingbatting,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

10[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

10 partriges fucking,

9 red stains on corpses,

Some sox redding(?),

8 Yankees pageblanking,

7 Aracuans SLAPALAPPALAPPALAPPAing,

6 dingbats dingbatting,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

11[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

11 Wallys soxing,

Pearto Robertos, first baseman to be

And 10 partriges fucking,

9 red stains on corpses,

Some sox redding(?),

8 Yankees pageblanking,

7 Aracuans SLAPALAPPALAPPALAPPAing,

6 dingbats dingbatting,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin tree.

12[edit | edit source]

On the lesbian's Christmas, asshole gave to me,

12 fuckwads wadding,

11 Wallys soxing,

Pearto Robertos, first baseman to be

And 10 partriges fucking,

9 red stains on corpses,

Some sox redding(?),

8 Yankees pageblanking,

7 Aracuans SLAPALAPPALAPPALAPPAing,

6 dingbats dingbatting,

FIIIIIIIVE gnarly MOCCASIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

4 calling scammers,

3 sausages in my ass,

2 edit wars,

And your LaziBum in a moccasin treeeeeee!