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See our Moccan dictionary (and possibly add to it) here.[edit | edit source]

Moccan (ᛖⴲⵎcâᔑıИⵢ), transliterated as mhoq'esins'x̱w /m̥ɒ̥qʼɐ̥sɪ̥nsʼχʷ/, also dz'ğch' mhoq'esinṯs'x̱w ([anal] speech in the manner of the Moccans) is the official language of the planet Mocca CN-5, where ʔK'âʞДe lives. Moccan is written from right to left like Hebrew, and its alphabet contains 96 letters, each with its own sound. Humans will never be able to speak Moccan, no matter how hard they try, due to the differing structure of their mouths. The inability of humans to speak through their anuses is also an issue.

Since the mouths of Moccans are identical to their anuses, the language can be spoken orally or anally, although speaking Moccan through your mouth is considered vulgar and only done when the speaker is angry. Since you can't see a Moccan's anus through its strange alien pants, many Moccans despise the sight of a moving mouth (except when eating, of course).

Phonology of Moccan[edit | edit source]

There are only three vowels in Moccan: ɒ̥ (И), ə̥ (ᔑ), and ɪ̥ (ⵎ), all of which are always voiceless (whispered). When the vowels are adjacent to uvular or pharyngeal sounds, they are more accurately pronounced as ɒ̥, ɐ̥ and ɛ̥ respectively.

Moccan has 93 distinct consonants:

Consonants
Labial Dental Alveolar Alveolar affr. Lateral Postalveolar Velar Labialized velar Velar affricate Lab. velar affricate Uvular Labialized uvular Uvular affr. Labialized uvular affr. Pharyngeal Glottal
Plain stop p

b

d

t

t͡s

dz

t͡ɬ

t͡ʃ

j

k

g

gw

k͡x

gx

k͡xʷ

gxw

q

ǥ

ǥw

q͡χ

ǥx̱

q͡χʷ

ǥx̱w

ʡ

ʡ

ʔ

'

Aspirated stop t̪ʰ

t

t͡sʰ

ts

t͡ɬʰ

t͡ʃʰ

ch

k

kʷʰ

kw

k͡xʰ

kx

k͡xʷʰ

kxw

q

qʷʰ

qw

q͡χʰ

qx̱

q͡χʷʰ

qx̱w

ʡ͡ʜ

ʡh

Ejective stop t̪ʼ

t'

ṯ'

t͡sʼ

ts'

t͡ɬʼ

tł'

t͡ʃʼ

ch'

k'

kʷʼ

kw'

k͡xʼ

kx'

k͡xʷʼ

kxw'

q'

qʷʼ

qw'

q͡χʼ

qx̱'

q͡χʷʼ

qx̱w'

ʡʼ

ʡ'

Plain fricative θ

th

s

s

ɬ

ł

ʃ

sh

x

x

xw

χ

χʷ

x̱w

ħ

h

h

Ejective fricative θʼ

th'

s'

ɬʼ

ł'

ʃʼ

sh'

x'

xʷʼ

xw'

χʼ

x̱'

χʼʷ

x̱w'

Trill r

r

ʀ̟̟

gr

ʀ̟̟ʷ

grw

ʀʁ

ǥr

ʀʷ

ǥrw

ʢ

ʢ

"Sonorants" m

m

n

n

ɮ

l

ɣ~ɰ~j

y

w

w

ʁ̞

ğ

ʁ̞ʷ

ğw

ʕ

ʕ

ɦⁿ

ń

Voiceless sonorants

mh

nh

rh

ʀ̟̟̥

grh

ʀ̟̟̥ʷ

grwh

ʀ̥

ǥrh

ʀ̥ʷ

ǥrwh

hⁿ

ńh

Glottalized "sonorants"

'm

'n

ɮˀ

'l

ɣˀ~ɰˀ~jˀ

'y

'w

ʁ̞ˀ

ʁ̞ʷˀ

ʕˀ

Moccan contains FOUR different velar trills and TWO glottal nasals. These sounds are unpronounceable to humans.

The sound ʞ, transcribed as /p/ and romanized as "b" is rare and is actually produced by slapping one's buttocks together, much like you slap your lips together to pronounce "p" or "b". It is a very rare sound, primarily used in borrowings from English and Moccasinian to represent "p" and "b".

The sound Ꮊ, romanized as "y", is normally pronounced as /ɣ/ or /ɰ/, but it becomes /j/ if next to i, sh, ch or ch'.

Moccan Alphabet[edit | edit source]

All language examples will be written in our transliteration system for convenience.

This chart should be read from right to left, top to bottom, starting from ⵢ.

'w

Д

ńh

_

ʡh

x̱w

s

n

c

i

â

s

e

ı

q'

И

o

mh

ʁ

t'

Ω

ṯ'

F

k

7

ǥrw

ğw

xw'

'

f

gw

ñ

gr

ճ

ʕ

ч

x

þ

q

ä

rh

th'

dz

0

ʡ'

ń

ʟ̠

grwh

qw

^

t /

j

=

h

ψ

grw

ǹ

e

'y

Ԇ

k'

њ

ǥx̱w

kxw'

gxw

qx̱'

ʎ̝

x̱'

~

'm

>

d

ǥrwh

l

Ժ

sh

sh'

ə

qx̱w'

ʔ

kxw

grh

r

ʢ

'

qw'

𑀖

x̱w'

3

'n

ջ

ɲ

x'

2

ł'

ch'

ts'

$

kw

𑀰

ǥrh

)

ğ

y

#

kx

K

r

g

gw

ǥ ʞ

b

ts

qx̱w

h

'l

ǥr

ch

kx'

տ

ǥx̱

m

qx̱

𑀲

gx

%

th

w

Հ

tł'

kw'

ɔ

ʡ

ł

nh

xw

Each letter represents a single sound in the language. The name ʔK'âʞДe is romanized as 'Yńhbsdłrkxw and pronounced /ɣˀhⁿpst͡ɬtrk͡xʷʰ/. It contains a sound unpronounceable to humans, but the name can be approximated as "ghnps-tl-trrrkw."

ṯ'nhiwiʡhdłoʡ', the Un-existinator, is written as 0И'_cⱇc=ⵎñ .

Grammar and vocabulary[edit | edit source]

Pronominal prefixes on verbs
1sg. 1dl. 1pl. exc. 1pl.inc. 2sg. 2dl 2pl. 3sg an. 3dl an. 3pl an. 3sg in. 3dl in. 3pl in.
As a subject j- kxw- t'- n- ǥ- k'- m- ts'- kx- ǥw- ts- tł'- ń-
As an object -sh(e)- -xw(e)- -th'(e)- -n(e)- -x̱(e)- -x(e)- -m(e)- -s'(e)- -x(e)- -x̱w(e)- -s(e)- -ł'(e)- -ń(e)-

The e in seen in the pronominal object suffixes is only added if the verb root begins in a consonant.

The OBJECT pronominal prefixes can also be prefixed onto a noun to show possession, so that mqwshińh "moccasin" can become "shmqwshińh" "my moccasin." The "e" seen in parentheses for pronominal object prefixes is never used under this circumstance, so the word is shmqwshińh, not shemqwshińh.

The plural suffix is -ṯ for animate nouns and -t for inanimate nouns. There is a separate plural for when there are two of something (a dual). For both animate and inanimate nouns, the dual is -ʡ'.

Tense suffixes
Tense Suffix
Distant past -okw'
Recent past -ẖ
Present -qws
Gnomic (neutral, anachronous) (none)
In a hypothetical situation... -x̱'d
There are even more tenses than this!

The verb root meaning "eat" is -meqx̱'-, and the word for "moccasin" is mqwshińh. The verb root meaning "to see [something] is -oğw-.

If a sentence has both a subject and an object, and both of these are legitimate nouns, the SUBJECT is suffixed with -grwh.

Thus, to say, "I ate two moccasins [recently]", you would say: jł'emǥx̱'ẖ mqwshińhʡ' /t͡ʃɬʼə̥mq͡χʼħ mqʷʰʃɪ̥hⁿʡʼ/. Good luck trying to pronounce that.

The ring-shaped male genitalia of Moccans is known as ndziq't (always in the plural (NOT THE DUAL) due to ancient taboos.)

To say "Bill is looking at my ringballs", you would say ts'ńoğwqws Bilgrwh shndziq't. /t͡sʼɦⁿɒʁ̞ʷqʰʷs *asscheeks slap together*ɪ̥ɮʀ̟̟̥ʷ ʃnt͡sɛ̥qʼtʰ/.

"To mock me is a sin." ǥtigrhx̱'d ǥsheł'ekxw'x̱'de'ʕ.

To say "Long ago, ʔK'âʞДe slowly transformed me into a cucumber", you say ts'sheǥreʢkokw' 'Yńhbsdłrkxwgrwh.

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