AStoryBuiltOneWordButNoSpacesAtATime

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Sorry,Jackson,YouMayNotAddMoreTextToTheStoryAtThisTime.EveryoneElseHasThisStory'sPermissionToAddTextAtThisTime.

Rules![edit | edit source]

  1. NoWritingTwoWordsInARow.AWordIsAnythingThatUsuallyHasASpaceAfterIt.
  2. NoSeperatingWordsIntoSeperateWords.
  3. NoRevertingOrDeletingWhatOtherPeopleDoUnlessTheyThemselvesBreakARuleAndYouAreFixingIt.
  4. NoChangingTheExistingStory.
  5. NoSpaces.AndTheFirstLetterOfEveryWordMustBeCapitalized.
  6. HaveFun!
  7. LastPersonToEditWins!!

Story[edit | edit source]

"Hello"SaidNobody.Don'tAddTextPlease.Why?
BecauseStepmoms.ButOPOSSUMdisagreed.ThenAlaskaMurderedOPOSSUM'sMoccasinsAndSmokedWeed,CaliforniaStyle.
EnronDied.Let'sBuryTheCorpseInOPOSSUM’sBackyardBeforeTheCopsKillNiggazOkWhatTheFuckDidYouDo,MAGGOT.WHATTheFUCKIsThisEvenSlicedStoryBuiltOneLesbianKissingAtATime.
CatgirlsKissPassionatelyAndTheGaynessTakesOff!ThisIsAwesome!Hoorray!MoreLesbians!AndMoreKissingToo!Awesome!
WeLoveToWriteAboutAnythingRegardingLesbians,Lulz.AlsoLulz.No.Lulz.4chanSucksBalls.BallsAreSuckableBecauseOPOSSUM-MuhókâsinSaid"Kʰanawi-Ouch"Yesterday."ButSomeoneAlreadyDiedYesterday.MORE!
Let'sMyurderMorePeopleLikeTheHatInTheCatDidToAStoryBuiltOneImageAtATime.
ByKillingMeSlowlyAndPainfully,TheSoulWillMergeItselfThusCreatingDetermination,Patience,Justice,Bravery,Perseverance,Kindness,Integrity,Moccasins,Fear,Compassion,Bat-Fuck-Insanity,OPOSSUM,Lulz,EvilMoccasins.AlsoRobertGotHuffedByEvilOPOSSUM,WhoDoctorEvilOPOSSUMSentAsPartTwoOfThisStory.
Fuck

PartTwo


NowWe'reHerelulzVeryQueerAndGayAndKissingPassionately,JustLikeSophiaDidInLesbianlandALongTimeAgo.SoLongStraightPeople
TheGaynessStrikesBack:Part2IsComingSoonInYourNearestTwinkFemboy.ThisArousedMeGreatly,CausingMeToGetUpAndSitOnHisBigFatJuicyCockAndKissHimOnHisLips.Gayly.Homosexually.AndPassionately,Too.
LickingDickiesMakesMyDickLickTrickyFreakyDickDickingOverLustyBitches(<insert name here>)MoaningBecauseTheyToldMeYou'reCreature.MochaSinsWearingMeccaSinsToMockASinAtEVILLordMóckasiinOfEVILACauseBuiltOneEVILWordAtATime
NewSectionCommencesSoon.JustWait...HoldStill.....I'mBusyFuckingYourBoyfriendAndCummingInHisBoypussyWtf?

PartGay


GaynessHasTakenOverOnceMore!Awesome!I'mGayAndFuckingYourBoyfriendWho'sGayAndCummingGayCumFromHisGayPenisGayly(NotStraightly).

HeterosexualHorror


MargeSimpsonBeatGheyHomerSimpsonBecauseSheHatesHeterosexuals.WaowBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedBasedWhat?BasedOnMe(TakeTwoMeSkiesNoWhere)Man'sDoomedEternalCostsCaused-1$InLesbianlandCurrency,WhichDemolishedTheDollar'sValue. Illegal!Why?