User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Shifty Eyes Guy
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 Shifty Eyes Guy, in his natural habitat. |
“Excuse me if I ask, but what kind of "milk" are we exactly talking about here?”
– Shifty Eyes Guy
Shifty Eyes Guy (sometimes referred to as Sus Guy[1] or The Guy from J'accuse[2]) is a relatively unknown person. Being born during the discussion about what kind of milk was used to throw Spamton G. Spamton into the wall, Shifty Eyes Guy has had a record of questioning the actions that have taken place in the story of A story built one image at a time. His current power level is unknown, although it is probably Mortal.
Biology[edit | edit source]
Shifty Eyes Guy has taken the appearance of a humanoid creature, pulling off the "shifty eyed dog" movement, hence his name of Shifty Eyes Guy. There appears to be only one Shifty Eyes Guy, although he had disappeared for a long time, only coming back after the archive.
Career[edit | edit source]
- Prosecutor against the Story-eating cat, Chuck Norris, some fella's wrong statement
- Made a compromise during the discussion about who gets the moccastring
- Said Zombiebaron was EVIL! And was not his friend anymore... bwaah!!!
- Tried finding a story
