User:Alula/ASBOWAAT Undertale AU

This is stupid.

Some context

I got this idea from myself, over at an LPTEW discussion. I very quickly wrote it off as a terrible idea, something which is, admittedly, still true. But the more i thought about it, the more i realized that it'd actually be fun to make. And it was. So enjoy, i guess.

Major Characters

John

It's you. The m-pregnant guy who fell down a cliff and didn't die. You're the eight one to do this, and the last one that needs to be killed before the HTBFANJS barrier can be destroyed and ASBOWAATkind can be let free.

Meowey the Meower

Meowey the Meower is what the story-eating cat would look like if it didn't eat stories. Yup, she's still a psychopath. Luckily, she's stopped by Goth Torielfield before she gets to brutally murder you, but will literally spy on John until the right time comes.

Goth Torielfield

This is a fusion between Goth Garfield (also known as Gothfield) and Toriel. She is essentially just a Toriel that looks like Gothfield, and as such she either has way more or way less furry porn made about her. She left Jon Asgorebuckle after he decided to kill every m-pregnant guy who'd ever fall down in the history of the Underground, but has recently been talking to Moccasans through the door. Are they flirting with each other? Who knows, but they're definitely dating in the ASBOWAAT Deltarune AU, a page that i will never make at any point ever.

Moccasans

He is like Sans, but shaped like a moccasin and all his puns and pranks involve moccasins in some way. When John first meets him, he uses a deflated moccasin as a whoopee cushion. His brother Sockpyrus hates these jokes. He's also maybe possibly flirting with Goth Torielfield. We do not know because there must be unexplained mysteries to connect Ness from EarthBound to in this game.

If you kill literally anyone and everyone he will become the final boss. During it you will feel your moccasins crawling on your back, and MOCKARMA will be coursing through your veins. He is also the reason this page was even made, just because a certain someone noticed that you could make a lot of awful moccasin puns with the various things he's known for.

Sockpyrus

Sockpyrus is Moccasans's brother. He has the exact same behavior as the regular Undertale's Papyrus, but is a sock that is perpetually on fire. He's also banned from Uncyclopedia for sockpuppeteering, something which motivated him to join the ARGBOMAAT (A Royal Guard Built One Member At A Time), led by Lunadyne.

Lunadyne

Lunadyne is the leader of the ARGBOMAAT, and is way more ruthless and powerful than Undyne. She is also extremely overconfident and is defeated by surprising her of John's running capabilities. She also has a bit of a hidden crush on Valphys.

Basically, imagine that this is Lunadyne and Valphys in the pacifist ending. This is also one of the only images on the entire page.

In the genocide route, Lunadyne, facing immense powercreep, realizes that she's probably not Stronger Than You in her base form and becomes Luna the Undying. I don't have a good joke here, this is just a parallel to Undyne the Undying.

Valphys

Valphys is the royal strategist of the underground, headquartered in Hot Womenland. She is very obsessive with John, and will constantly post updates about John's current location and activities on her social media, alerting literally everyone to where he is. Despite this, she is a lesbian, and thus into Lunadyne. Spoiler alert, they get together in the pacifist route. Cue the lesbians kissing image. Wait, it's been here the whole time? Cool... let's hope the goatse doesn't make its way onto here.

Móckaton

He's the great TV Host of the Underground, Móckaton! He was originally just a ghost called Jacquestablook, but Valphys then gave him a robot body that he could inhabit, and so he became Móckaton. He also wants to kill you, because this is an Undertale AU, of course almost everyone wants to kill you. He will also become absolutely livid if you remind him of what the first part of his name means.

Later, he will actually fight you instead of employing pointless minigames and hope for the best. If you're not a genocidal maniac, you can turn him around and press a button that turns him into Mechaton. If you are then he becomes Móchaton NEO, which is famous for its high defense. Unfortunately your genocides cannot be stopped by such a concept.

Jon Asgorebuckle

The king of the underground, and the last person to have ever fucked Goth Torielfield. Is desperate for mpreg souls so he can set everyone here free. Does not want to kill John (shocker), but forces him to fight him anyway. When John inevitabely spares him after beating the shit out of him severely, Meowey finishes Asgorebuckle off.

Omega Meowey

Doesn't look quite as insane as Omega Flowey, but then again that's actually difficult to achieve.

Omega Meowey is what happens when Meowey absorbs six mpreg souls. She becomes an absolutely monstrous creature because of this.

The six mpreg souls

The seven six mpreg souls are supposed to obey her. However, they refused. This can be described to the power of mpreg and their symphaties to their fellow mpregnant fella.

Knife Guy

Knife Guy is the first mpreggo to fall down into the underground, and he wasn't immediately slaughtered, instead becoming essentially the adopted son of Goth Torielfield and Jon Asgorebuckle. This is a crazy coincidence considering their non-adopted daughter is named Knife Girl, but who cares.

At some point he intentionally huffed too many kittens and got [[Tryptophan synthase]], but instead of comitting war crimes in your basement he died. Knife Girl then absorbed his soul, carried his corpse out of the underground and to the knife field, got stabbed 28 times and walked back only to die.

Knife Girl

Knife Girl is the true identity of Meowey, who after dying had her dust scattered into a graveyard for cats (don't ask me why) and later one of the dead cats being injected by injokeification by Valphys. She returns in the pacifist route after Meowey absorbs the six mpreg souls, as well as the souls of everyone in the AU except for you (this happens after the entire Omega Meowey thing, by the way). During your fight with her she gets hit with emotions for the first time in decades and eventually decides against stabbing you to death over and over, then releases all the souls and breaks the HTBFANJS barrier. She then retreats to the cat graveyard to become Meowey again at an unspecified time.

L. O. Arabia

Who? The original royal strategist? The guy who fell into his own war and was shattered across dunes and armies? Noooo, i have no clue who you're talking about.

Less Major Characters

Garbuckle

Garbuckle is the name of a hypotethical Garfield/Jon ship the third forgotten child of Goth Torielfield and Asgorebuckle. He is basically the equivalent of Togore, a very real and totally not made up Undertale character. He can only be encountered by resetting the universe 100 times in a week. Garbuckle-Tastic!

Obmijblook

The brother of Móckaton/Jacquestablook, Obmijblook has retired from any major story appearances and just wants to lay low. He is also very eepy.

Olulas/Oluffet

The Olulas are creatures that cannot speak, instead opting to sell you Olula Donuts and Olula Beer at the Ojai ruins. Oluffet is their queen, and she lives in aden in the middle of Hot Womenland. Upon first encountering her, she will force you to fight her until she gets bored.

Shifty Eyes Kid

Shifty Eyes Kid is a kid that shifts his eyes wherever he goes. He's not looking for anything in particular, he was just born that way. Also he has no arms.

OPOSSUM guards

The OPOSSUM guards is a group of OPOSSUMs employed by the ARGBOMAAT. They are stationed at Snowbanks and tasked with looking out for any mpregnant guys who might be passing by. They also cannot speak, instead hissing at anyone and everyone, even when happy.

Mad Brotherfucker

Mad Brotherfucker is a boss enemy in the Ketchifalls. The only reason his name is different from Bad Motherfucker is to avoid copyright takedowns by the Bad Motherfucker Institute For Avoiding Using My Likeness In Horrible Undertale Fangames (BMIFAUMLIHUF). He is mad due to you presumably killing his sister in the Ojai ruins (even if you didn't), and will attack you for it.

Contrary to what his name might suggest, he'd rather not fuck his own brother. Yours, on the other hand...

Oscar Boom

Once a valiant warrior in the war between ASBOWAATlings and the mpregs, he is now old and runs a shop in the Ketchifalls. Is a good friend of Jon Asgorebuckle.

Jpg Guards

Two members of the ARGBOMAAT, the Jpg Guards are the identities of Tony Montana and the Grim Reaper respectively. Can be beaten by making the both of them realize how gay they are for each other.

You might think this is a joke, but this is actually how you defeat the Undertale equivalents of these characters too. I hope this information is useful to you.

LaziPants3

LaziPants3 is the employee that sells you overpriced food at Móckaton Television Resort. There is very little else to say about him, he's basically just a fast food worker. A lazy one at that. So lazy that he won't bother to get out of there even if everyone else dies.

Fishie

Fishie is a fightable enemy in the Ketchifalls. After encountering at least one of them, you can go to Fishie Village where there's maybe a billion more. There's also a Fishie selling you fishie fins in the Fishie shop.

Annoying Bird

The Annoying Bird is the self-insert of the author of this AU, and will pop up at the most inconvenient times to delete an article, block some, or make a subtle Deltarune reference. In-game. You get to see her banning a Sockpyrus sock at some point, while not realizing that you're even there. She also wrote this section.

Areas

Moccasin Field

After falling down from Mount Meher, you end up here. This is literally just the two first rooms. They have no significance past you starting here and meeting Meowey (and by extension Goth Torielfield).

Ojai ruins

The old main city of the Underground, Ojai has now turned into some ruins. It actually didn't, but the remaining citizens started calling them the "Ojai ruins" after about 99% of the total population left. Is the primary residence of Goth Torielfield, as well as a bunch of Olulas that cannot leave due to the cold weather past here.

Snowbanks

Snowbanks resembles the Alaska interior pretty well, except that it probably doesn't because i haven't been there. This place is snowy and cold. That's all you need to know. The OPOSSUM guards, Moccasans and Sockpyrus are stationed here on the lookout for pregnant men.

Snowbanks town

Snowbanks town is the place where literally everyone in Snowbanks live. All the aforementioned Snowbanks guards live here, in addition to Shifty Eyes Kid and a lot of other characters that aren't important.

Ketchifall

Short for Ketchikan Waterfalls (the "s" is silent), this place is about as rainy as Ketchikan itself. It's also a massive cave system. Lunadyne, Obmijblook, Oscar Boom, the Fishies and Mad Brotherfucker all live here, and Lunadyne is responsible for policing the area.

Hot Womenland

Hot Womenland is where the hot women of the Underground live. Almost all of the residents are women, with the exception of Móckaton, the Jpg Guards and LaziPants3. Valphys lives in a shack here too.

BORE

The BORE is the primary energy source of the Underground. It is fueled by the sheer boredom of the banished AxBOWAAT stories, as well as a tunnel bore. Móckaton will fight you here.

New Ojai

New Ojai is the capital of the Underground. Despite this, you barely get to see any of it, instead being read ASBOWAAT on your way to Jon Asgorebuckle's throne room.

True Shack

The True Shack is the area below the Hot Womenland Shack. In it you'll find lots of ASBOWAATlings who were injected with the injokeification serum in an attempt to revive them. Instead, however, they melted into each other and became the living manifestations of Uncyclopedia itself.