User:Alula/ASBOWAAT Undertale AU
This is stupid.
Some context[edit | edit source]
I got this idea from myself, over at an LPTEW discussion. I very quickly wrote it off as a terrible idea, something which is, admittedly, still true. But the more i thought about it, the more i realized that it'd actually be fun to make. And it was. So enjoy, i guess.
Oh yeah, i'll only be doing the major characters right now. No map areas or overarching backstory. Just the characters slightly rewritten to reference various ASBOWAAT stuff (mostly the characters). I'll also not draw any of them. Sorry lol.
Major Characters[edit | edit source]
John[edit | edit source]
It's you. The m-pregnant guy who fell down a cliff and didn't die. You're the eight one to do this, and the last one that needs to be killed before the HTBFANJS barrier can be destroyed and ASBOWAATkind can be let free.
Meowey the Meower[edit | edit source]
Meowey the Meower is what the story-eating cat would look like if it didn't eat stories. Yup, she's still a psychopath. Luckily, she's stopped by Goth Torielfield before she gets to brutally murder you, but will literally spy on John until the right time comes.
Goth Torielfield[edit | edit source]
This is a fusion between Goth Garfield (also known as Gothfield) and Toriel. She is essentially just a Toriel that looks like Gothfield, and as such she either has way more or way less furry porn made about her. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] She left Jon Asgorebuckle after he decided to kill every m-pregnant guy who'd ever fall down in the history of the Underground, but has recently been talking to Moccasans through the door. Are they flirting with each other? Who knows, but they're definitely dating in the ASBOWAAT Deltarune AU, a page that i will never make at any point ever.
Moccasans[edit | edit source]
He is like Sans, but shaped like a moccasin and all his puns and pranks involve moccasins in some way. When John first meets him, he uses a deflated moccasin as a whoopee cushion. His brother Sockpyrus hates these jokes. He's also maybe possibly flirting with Goth Torielfield. We do not know because there must be unexplained mysteries to connect Ness from EarthBound to in this game.
If you kill literally anyone and everyone he will become the final boss. During it you will feel your moccasins crawling on your back, and MOCKARMA will be coursing through your veins. He is also the reason this page was even made, just because a certain someone noticed that you could make a lot of awful moccasin puns with the various things he's known for.
Sockpyrus[edit | edit source]
Sockpyrus is Moccasans's brother. He has the exact same behavior as the regular Undertale's Papyrus, but is a sock that is perpetually on fire. He's also banned from Uncyclopedia for sockpuppeteering, something which motivated him to join the ARGBOMAAT (A Royal Guard Built One Member At A Time), led by Lunadyne.
Lunadyne[edit | edit source]
Lunadyne is the leader of the ARGBOOMAT, and is way more ruthless and powerful than Undyne. She is also extremely overconfident and is defeated by surprising her of John's running capabilities. She also has a bit of a hidden crush on Valphys.
In the genocide route, Lunadyne, facing immense powercreep, realizes that she's probably not Stronger Than You in her base form and becomes Luna the Undying. I don't have a good joke here, this is just a parallel to Undyne the Undying.
Valphys[edit | edit source]
Valphys is the royal strategist of the underground, headquartered in Hot Womenland. She is very obsessive with John, and will constantly post updates about John's current location and activities on her social media, alerting literally everyone to where he is. Despite this, she is a lesbian, and thus into Lunadyne. Spoiler alert, they get together in the pacifist route. Cue the lesbians kissing image. Wait, it's been here the whole time? Cool... let's hope the goatse doesn't make its way onto here.
Móckaton[edit | edit source]
He's the great TV Host of the Underground, Móckaton! He was originally just a ghost called Jacquestablook, but Valphys then gave him a robot body that he could inhabit, and so he became Móckaton. He also wants to kill you, because this is an Undertale AU, of course almost everyone wants to kill you. He will also become absolutely livid if you remind him of what the first part of his name means.
Later, he will actually fight you instead of employing pointless minigames and hope for the best. If you're not a genocidal maniac, you can turn him around and press a button that turns him into Mechaton. If you are then he becomes Móchaton NEO, which is famous for its high defense. Unfortunately your genocides cannot be stopped by such a concept.
Jon Asgorebuckle[edit | edit source]
The king of the underground, and the last person to have ever fucked Goth Torielfield. Is desperate for mpreg souls so he can set everyone here free. Does not want to kill John (shocker), but forces him to fight him anyway. When John inevitabely spares him after beating the shit out of him severely, Meowey finishes Asgorebuckle off.
Omega Meowey[edit | edit source]
Omega Meowey is what happens when Meowey absorbs six mpreg souls. She becomes an absolutely monstrous creature because of this.
The six mpreg souls[edit | edit source]
The seven six mpreg souls are supposed to obey her. However, they refused. This can be described to the power of mpreg and their symphaties to their fellow mpregnant fella.
Knife Guy[edit | edit source]
Knife Guy is the first mpreggo to fall down into the underground, and he wasn't immediately slaughtered, instead becoming essentially the adopted son of Goth Torielfield and Jon Asgorebuckle. This is a crazy coincidence considering their non-adopted daughter is named Knife Girl, but who cares.
At some point he intentionally huffed too many kittens and got [[Tryptophan synthase]], but instead of comitting war crimes in your basement he died. Knife Girl then absorbed his soul, carried his corpse out of the underground and to the knife field, got stabbed 28 times and walked back only to die.
Knife Girl[edit | edit source]
Knife Girl is the true identity of Meowey, who after dying had her dust scattered into a graveyard for cats (don't ask me why) and later one of the dead cats being injected by injokeification by Valphys. She returns in the pacifist route after Meowey absorbs the six mpreg souls, as well as the souls of everyone in the AU except for you (this happens after the entire Omega Meowey thing, by the way). During your fight with her she gets hit with emotions for the first time in decades and eventually decides against stabbing you to death over and over, then releases all the souls and breaks the HTBFANJS barrier. She then retreats to the cat graveyard to become Meowey again at an unspecified time.
L. O. Arabia[edit | edit source]
Who? The original royal strategist? The guy who fell into his own war and was shattered across dunes and armies? Noooo, i have no clue who you're talking about.
