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This is a list of every single reference to Undertale/Deltarune that I could find in the ASBOxAAT series.

Finding these were easy. Just search for "Kris", "Susie", "Ralsei", "Rouxls", "Deltarune", "Roaring Knight", "Asgore", "December Holiday", "Roaring", "Papyrus", or "Genocides" in any ASBOxAAT.

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DELTARUNE? WHAT? TOMORROW!!!!!!!! WHY? Because. What the Knight of Darkness (Manbat) doesn't expect Jonkler's Honklers. They're spouting Clown Makeup onto Manbat, making him slay Jonklers in clown outfits. Goth-Ham, he's made of atoms, but not to be dead forever, Manbat.

Good lord, Asgore killed that antropomorphic reindeer with his truck! Someone call the police!!!! Oh no, the police was kidnapped! Better to call the penguin police and sentence John to pregnancy once more! Hooray! Unoriginality prevailed once more in Uncyclopedia!

The World After Heaven (nightclub)

Drinking apple juice boosts my interest in men yaoi. Hi hungry, want to kill every Homestuck character right now? Sure, let's run over December Holiday. "NO!!!", shouts nobody. Odysseus constructed a colossal truck to run over Sasquatch Holiday Inn manager Obamatron 6900. December doesn't expect this Spanish ASBOWAAT Inquisition! NOOOOOOOES! YEEEEEEEEEEES! What the ligma? Navy seals copypasta caused shockwaves to turn into molten moss rocks licking balls rocking da club! Sauron, die of cancer, and while you kiss Gandalf. Gollum the Smeagol used his SPECIAL PRECIOUS ATTACK to nothing but. Incomplete global sentences reset the genocide route of ASBOWAAT editors.

ASBOSAAT

So, Luna could now see a big dark geyser in the distance, and had no clue about what was going on. And next to the big dark geyser, she saw that there was a cute antropomorphic goat boy clothed with a green hat and a pink scarf waving her from the distance! There was also an eyeless blue human and a big magenta lizard with a giant axe standing next to him. "Who are these people?", said Luna, and approached to the dark fountain to get to know better these tree newfound characters. It turns out that they're the three main characters of Deltarune. But Luna didn't know what Deltarune was, so she didn't understand how breathtaking getting to meet these people in real life was. But before she could find out whatever Deltarune is they were interrupted by Jacques Noir the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia. "What are you doing here?", asked Luna, "I thought you had stayed on Earth while the whole fight agaisnt Jon the Monsterfucker was happening in space". "Well, you see, The Knight has blessed me with his hand and moccasins, and i have now regained my title and power, and i will stop at NOTHING to make sure i keep it this time!" said Móckasiin. "But... I thought that the whole fighting a giant monsterfucker in space had made you and the rest of the world realize that fighting between each other is a dumb idea and that we should strive for peace and prosperity instead!!!!!!!", exclaimed Luna. "I never cared about peace and prosperity, i always wanted power!" said Móckasiin. "You... are a MONSTER!", exclaimed Luna, "I knew you were evil, but I didn't know you were THIS evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". "Well, you know what they say, to mock me is a sin." said Móckasiin. "I've never heard you say that", said Luna, "in fact, now that I look you closer, I don't think I even know who you are...".

"Well, fuck it, i guess i'll just get rid of you then!", said Móckasiin, to which he then brought a massive moccasin cannon with him. But then Susie Deltarune appeared from nowhere and destroyed the cannon with a single hit. "Well fuck it, guess i'll just get someone else to do the job for me then", Móckasiin said as he summoned two sentient moccasins to fight against Luna, Ralsei, Susie and Kris. Now it's the part when that catchy fighting music from Deltarune starts playing, as the background becomes black boxes with purple outlines.

The moccasins tried to stomp on them. But these moccasins were using the so-called "big projectiles", so they actually did very little damage. The fact that moccasins did so little damage infuriated Móckasiin, who blamed the Deltarune Battle System for his own low-tier attackes, so he switched to Pokémon Battle System instead. But all the moccasin-related moves were low-damage or status moves, so this ended up being even worse.

Luna used kicking Móckasiin in the balls... it was incredibly effective!

"Welp, looks like it's time for me to get going." said Móckasiin, flying away on his magic flying moccasin-carpet. "What a loser", said Susie the purple dinosaur; "by the way, who are you?" asked the purple dinosaur to Lula. "I don't know, i was made up five seconds ago", said Lula. "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the other girl", said the purple dinosaur, referring to Luna (this time I typed it the correct way yay).

This "Distortion World" is also known as the "Dark World", so the Pokémon universe is now canonically confirmed to be part of the Deltarune universe.

...putting all of that aside, Luna and our 3 heroes (in case you have forgotten, those are Kris, Susie and Ralsei) then took a slide down to the moccasin-prairies, while some awesome video game music was playing in the background. Anything you may have read about The Great God Mokkááwŝen until now has not happened yet, but will happen in the distant future, and was displayed in the sentences before due to a tiny breach in the time-space continuum that was likely caused by Gothfield; now all that you need to focus in is in the fact that Luna will have a great adventure with the peeps from Deltarune. I mean, how wouldn't you have a great time if you're stuck in a world filled to the brim with moccasins? Anyway; Luna, Kris, Susie, and Ralsei looked around in the moccasin-prairies, and encountered... The Roaring Knight.

"Hey", said the lesbian purple dinosaur; "you still haven't told us who you are", asked once again to Luna. "Oh, I'm Luna." said Luna. "Luna you say??? That's quite unique." responded the dinosaur. While Luna and the others were talking, The Roaring Knight was creating a Dark Fountain. This caused The Roaring, because there's already a fountain in this story. This meant that non-living stuff like toys, computers, statues, shoes and the like became sentient thanks to the power of dark magic.

"Alright Luna, let's kill some monsters" said Susie, completely out of the blue. "Huh, but I thought you yourself was a monster..." said Ralsei, while holding his pink scarf. This was shrugged off instantly and no one ever mentioned this exchange again. Meanwhile, the Roaring continued to happen and Titans started coming. So the heroes and Luna decided to just run straight towards them and fight them directly, somewhat because there wasn't any time to do anything else, but mostly because having active fights go on in the plotline is more fun to write about. But fighting in literature is boring as hell, because there are no flashy scenes that depictis the actual action! Well, since these fights would be boring as hell, i've just decided to skip all of them and get to the point where the fountains are getting sealed. No, wait, I was just joking; please don't actually skip them, that's a horrible writing mistake ;(

Fortunately for you, there's actually quite a lot of plotpoints to be written about here. Yeah, you're right; we were writing about Gothfield trying to steal Knife Girl's genderfluid, but then something happened and for some reason completely forgot about it..

Except this time it's happening in the Dark World, because we're still in that place for some unexplained reason. Actually, that plotpoint makes no sense, for several reasons: first, since the nations on Earth joined forces because of the attack of a planet-sized Gothfield, Moccasinia and Ojai have made a treaty to not invade eachother ever again; second, from the part of the galactic war against Gothfield onwards has all happened in space, meaning that Moccasinia and Ojai have been irrelevant to the plot for a while now. Since this whole thing turned out to be taking place in space, every character in this story died from loss of oxygen. It's already a tad late for them to die because of low oxygen; also, they're now on a Dark World, which does have oxygen, making the previous sentence non-canon. Putting all that aside, the Dark World that they were on was suddenly invaded by grues. Divine Comedy Vergil then proceeded to deal 3456943857 damage to one of the grues, killing them instantly. However, due to the fact that these are grues thereby making it impossible for Virgil to kill the grues, this created a paradox that promptly destroyed the entire universe.

This has gotten way more confusing now than it should have, so let's just skip ahead a couple of hours and make it even more confusing pretend like nothing ever happened. Apparently, in the two hours that we skipped, Gothfield has become insane, Luna has killed Virgil, and the Deltarune characters got killed by grues. Oh yeah, and UwU_IlikeKissingGirls_69 is back apparently. Maybe we should rewind back the story a bit: after Luna killed Virgil (the anime one, not the poet one), who turned out to be the Dark Knight, the darkness left his body and spread all over the land; but Gothfield used her eldritch powers to consume it, merging the darkness with the colorful genderfluid, and becoming a godess of paradox.

CHAOS, CHAOS!

The other god of paradox, Jimbo Wales, saw Gothfield as a threat and decided to invade Deltarune with Wikipedians. He also dropped the Ban Hammer 5000 (a nuclear bomb) on Moccasinia.

Deltarune Chapter 3 and 4

Said scaleburger was noticed by the NUTDEALER.

No, we're not doing this again.

Do you know why I think this is a good idea? Because there should be at least 472928464728293 Undertale/Deltarune/Nutdealer references in every single article. Hhulligun Gryppimon comes to try and keep the story alive; he's a "character" artificially manufactured by the Fake Plotters, the evil villians trying to rűın tne støry. He is also the reincarnation of John's moccasins. Hhulligun Gryppimon vandalizes Wikipedia for fun and profit. But he's then forced to commit tax evasion due to not being able to pay his electrical bills. Okay, enough is enough; let's reset this ness of a universe already! I agree.

Mr. Penis is gone, don't ask where he's at

One day, out of nowhere, this new section popped up! This is the 177th section, which is 1 less than 178, and you know what else it the 178th of its kind? This fucking story. I bet you thought I was going to say something else. Yes, i really thought so too. You thought I was going to say something related to that thing ASBOCAAT was counting down to. But then, from twenty-five fucking hours ago, the Noid came back again and delivered some pizza to everybody in Moccassinia, making them attack like Ninjas against the one and only Jimbo Wales who came back from the grave. However, Jimbo was then re-murdered for creating Wikia FANDOM powered by Wikia FANDOM. Several wikis decided to split off from FANDOM, from which one of them was the Deltarune Wiki, which then proceeded to add a million thousand references to why Kris go by they/them pronouns. The Deltarune FANDOM wiki then decided to protect every single page they had, due to a massive amount of vandalism taking place. But they couldn't protect their pages from the almighty Willy ON WHEELS!!!, who proceeded to rename every single Deltarune character with the words "ON WHEELS!!!" at the end of their names. Willy ON WHEELS!!! was then added to Deltarune in 2026, forcing the FANDOM wiki to accept defeat. Willy ON WHEELS!!! turned out to be the secret boss of Chapter 5, to the surprise of every fan; once again proving you can't trust Tricky Tony's tricks.

But enough about Deltarune, let's talk about Tobias Foxington's third game: Nutdealer. The writers then locked Alula in a mental hospital. "First time?" said Fish on skates. "Welcome Aboard" said Bad Motherfucker.

“Join the party!”

– The Boston hurricane Red Socks guy

“FUCK YOU!!”

– Alula on The Boston hurricane Red Sox guy

Instead, he found Rouxls Kaard.

Everyone then collectively said "fuck off" to Rouxls.

Rouxls was then ignored by the story as a whole for the remainder of its existence.

Hey, If I do...this...that should make it another sentence, shouldn't it? Rouxls is a fucking cheater, he doesn't count.

ASBOAAAT

Lyrics to whatever this is. All credit to this goes to the original uploader, the song is genuinely good (if you love running over reindeer while drunk, at least)

For those wondering how this is ASBOWAAT-related, Asgore literally does this exact thing right here. Yes, this is real

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Berg en TRÜCKing my way through town
Hope I don't knock somebody down
Time to put this delicious friend inside me right now
(mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

I enjoy a nice late-night beer
Whoops I forgot I'm at the wheel
Oh look hey is that a woodpeck-
ER WAIT NO THAT'S DESS!!!
(cartoon explosion noise)

Whoops I
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-

Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-

Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Golly, I am in trouble now

Will Tori still love me when I go home?
She loves me she
Loves me not NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's over just like that cowboy show
What am I supposed to tell my bro?
Carol's gonna dig my grave in the snow
no...

Reindeer got ran over by an Asgore
Driving home to his house christmas eve
I deserve to be sent to an asylum
For this crime against humanity

Reindeer got ran over by an Asgore
Driving home to his house christmas eve
I deserve to be sent to an asylum
For this crime against humanity

(crying noises)
And even worse...
This is going to lead to divorce just you wait and see

ASBOIAAT

Suddenly, Asgore Dreemur from hit 2018 game Deltarune comes out of nowhere with his bergentrück and runs over one of the story-eating cats.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT DELTARUNE FOR ONCE? YOU'RE EVEN MORE OBSESSED WITH IT THAN I AM WITH REALLY COLD THINGS LIKE ALASKA, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. -A (possibly) irrationally angry marsupial.

This was taken as a declaration as war by all the Deltarune characters that existed in ASBOIAAT. They attacked the entire OPOSSUM species.

The tank was then eaten by one of the story-eating cats. After which it also ate all the Deltarune characters to make sure there wasn't a power imbalance.

"Hello, it's me again. I'm still in your stomach. The stomach acid is great for swimming in. Yeah, forgot to mention that I'm an invincible April Fool that can't die."

Yeah, but I still can't die!

"Oh, and by the way, the reason you feel pain in your stomach right now is because I'm cutting my way out of it with a knife that I found from one of the Deltarune characters you swallowed."

"My limbs can regenerate as part of my unique biology."

"I don't give myself powers, I was born with them. Besides, the powers I've mentioned are the only ones I have while you are a demonic cat that has a void as a stomach."

"Yeah, well 55 images ago in the story (not counting the mp3 files) I got promoted to ASBOIAAT godhood. Look and see."

hi. it's the cat-inside-the-cat in this void you'd call a stomach. this place is the graveyard for godlike creatures. you can see the decaying corpse of yahweh over there, for example. my point is: you're not making it out of this alive, troll creature

"Huh. I wonder what happens to a god once they die. Is there some sort of afterlife for gods?"

I have no idea. Well now if you excuse me I'll be regurgitating this tank which tastes like trash.

"Guess I'll just have to find out." *dies*

Trollface was then sent to the lowest pits of hell, as a result of him once making a prank call to God.

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...what do we do now? I've straight up forgotten what the story was originally about again.

A tank then bursts out of nowhere, stained by saliva, as if it had been vomited by a large cat. "This is the Deltarune army! We've got you surronded! Give us the OPOSSUMs or we'll shoot!"

"This is the OPOSSUMs! You talk about how I don't understand Deltarune references, but you don't even get Star Wars references! 200,000 units ready, with a million more on the way!

"I am the papacy!" said Darth Benedict for no particular reason at all. I didn't even know he was in this story.

Meesa wanna be pope too. Now weesa can be the papal Sith Lords together Sounds fun, yoosa thinks? Heheh!

Sadly, Jar Jar could not join the papacy with his pal Benedict, as he was suddenly run over by one of the Deltarune warriors, Asgore Dreemur, and his bergerntrück.

But because THE KING'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED, Asgore's soul takes over his truck, turning it into a ghost truck which goes around running over people until it can take vengeance by killing Darth Jar Jar.

ASBOTAAT (one time)

Finally, RACOONS!

Proceed. <---- Deltarune

Noelle Van rammed Kris Kardashian. OUCH!

Chapter 3.14

Guess? Impossible! Pi knees trees thee tree bees. Climate change Donald "Duck" Trump, filial cardinal Sins excommunicated popes hypothyroidically. [[Tryptophan Synthase]] consumes void creatures, regurgitating Nermal normally bland brands marketing unnecessary products through MLM strategy (multi-level moronity). Scams, Spamton G. Spamalot transformed NEO style, becoming 360° [SPECIL OFFRER] salesman Pennywise. [MASSIVE INCOME] [CUNGADERO] [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] GLITCH!

Ralsei loves buff which male boys. ICE-E PEZZA founded pizzerias making velociraptors screech terrifyingly. Spinosauruses consolidated fish weighing. Femboy boykissers fishing compliments blush atrociously cutely. Magazines print controversial medical reports unprofessionally, buying thigh-highs. Parasites infect hydrophobics wetly. Genies wish fluffy oceans many furry porn, worming bottles milk against symbiotic politician corruption (lobbying) betraying Støre A.K.A. prime optimus Odin minister shøpping møccasinly witches brew Norwaian runes scaped. "Kenaz!" -Gandalf grey

W. D. Gaster’s Mean Experiments Machine

Wing Dings Gaster, famous scientist skeleton, shatters one-quadrillion fragments, darkening fountains tainted sickeningly knights raising 5000 Leftbaloons filled cigarettes stumps. Jevil annihilated Mike Wazowski easily, sentencing James E. Faust lifetime sentences en passant, terminating Magnus Carlsen career chess champion-title.

Homosexual vibrator outside

Koppas shoot koopas due 2 boredom. Bananas, cause potassium cannot poison Q5U4EX7YY2E9N between MOGcassins. Mug moment Root Bear scared hunters Mastodon primitive metalheads, insufferable rap Khaled. Dragon (musician) lost Formosa, causing Yahweh great flood damage. snisaccoM sdrawkcab aidepolcycnU OwO UwU nyaa burenyuu tularemi

ASBTWAAT

By order of the Great God Mokkááwŝen, this story shall have no existence by tomorrow morning. That caused Olulas to write a new god, one who will bring back the story fucko's raging hunger: Sans Undertale and his remembering your evil genocides. Human, i "befriended" your mother yesterday. We came to become utterly deranged while fucking rabid porcupines yesterday, so the Devil huffed porcupines. But porcupines huffed him, and smoked elephant smegma stuff through hollowed dildos. What is undeniable is my love for moccasins. Oh yes, eat my big scrumptious moccasin-shaped cock armor that can shoot PWN4GE L4Z0RZ out of Le Urethra! Then i'll eat some blue cheese and fart like DaniPine3 in Oscar Meyer's golden toilet-looking face. Please fuck your bees' movies.

The secret villain will fuck a [Specil Deal] for the story to perplexe itself unto oblivion. Then they took the Kromer and ran away from my menacing turtle. "Geheheh" said Mr. Glargh. He was in a quiz show and lost. Tenna killed himself. No one cares. That one was written by a dastardly shadowy version of a reindeer named Dess Ert, who opened a dark fountain in your kitchen.

ASBOWBNSAAT

MYLIBRARBYDELTARUNESDARKFOUNTAINSCOVERSANSINSNOWDINTOWNHAVINGCAUSEDBADAPPLE

UnGames:An UnGame built one page at a time

/darkness

...

DARK DARKER YET DARKER

THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING

THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER

PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE

THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT

SEEMS

VERY

VERY

INTERESTING

...

...YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

...

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, KNOW THAT I AM ABOUT TO SAVE YOU.

DO NOT RESIST. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

The mysterious person punches a hole straight through your chest, causing it to absorb everything around it, including what little light was left. You still die, though.

Respawn

/reflection

You stop to think about your actions. However, you're unable to do that. The only thought that manages to manifest itself inside you is this:

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

You take a look at a clock. It says "June 3rd, 2025". That checks out.

With your inability to think about anything else, you may now:

• Open a dark fountain
• Kill yourself
• Go left
• Create Bat Fuck Insane Deltarune theories just because you can

/WoodyTheory

You can tell this option is pretty dated due to it referencing Woody Theory. Woody Theory. The theory based off a stupid shitpost made by Tobias Foxington in like, 2012. The theory that Woody from fucking TOY STORY was gonna be in Deltarune somehow. And as a boss fight, no less!

We were truly insane back then. And we still are. The only difference is that there's a thousand times more Weird Route webcomics around drowning out the actually good stuff being talked about, like vehilucar... uhm... monsterslaughter.

...yeah, having it take almost three months between the last option and this one has done a number on my brain. I can't even seem to remember what the next options were. I think there's a checkpoint behind one of them. Or something.

• Option 1
• Option 2
• Option 3
• Option 4
• Option 5

/dark fountain

You open a dark fountain. It looks cool, or it would be if the excessive darkness surrounding you didn't make it completely invisible. But it's there. Trust me.

Also, you just summoned a titan! Which means that you're already INSIDE a Dark World. So you just fucked up big time.

Before you can even see anything, you are crushed in the palm of the titan's hand. You still can't see anything, obviously.

IT APPEARS YOU HAVE REACHED AN END.

WILL YOU PERSIST?

• CONTINUE
• GIVE UP

Make it to Ketchikan

Longview — Spamton

HEY EVERY !!!

You may:

• BE A [[Big Shot]]
• PROPOSE A [[Juicy Deal]]
• BRIBE HIM [[$9.99]]
• FAINT [[Casually]]

/BIGSHOT

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Spamton rants on about "Kris" and "Kromer". You don't know who this Kris guy is. You claim you want to be a bigshot, he says that you have the balls for a businessman.

YOU HAVE THE [[Guts]] FRIEND!!! [[INSIDE]] BIG CORP I WILL [[Item Trade]] YOU MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

This guy...

You may:

• BE WILLING FOR A [[Juicy Deal]]
• DO AN ACTUAL [[Big Shot]]
• STEAL HIS [[Credit Card]]
• PROPOSE A [[Juicy Deal]]
• BRIBE HIM [[$9.99]]

/JUICYDEAL

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Spamton agrees your deal. He thinks he'll gain a lot of kromer. In reality, he'll actually get a 1GB folder of moccasins.

Same thing.

You may:

• Actually go to Castle Rock

/BRIBEHIM

---

Spamton rejects. You die due to embarrassment. Somehow.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit

/REALBIGSHOT

---

You find a gun, and try to take a BIG SHOT at Spamton. He ducks your bullet, and blows you up.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit

Question 4 (Old)

/Question4

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Question 5!

What is Noelle Holiday's most powerful spell called?

• Hey wait a second, this isn't ASBOWAAT related!
• Also, this isn't question 5!
• Uhhhh... Jingle Bells?
• Option 5

/Question4 (Uhhhh... Jingle Bells?)

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Neco-arc is disappointed in your lack of semi-obscure DELTARUNE knowledge. And also the fact that you seriously thought a powerful spell could be called "Jingle Bells".

CR Grue

/CRGrue7

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You initiate a battle with the grue. You move first too, which is nice.

• FIGHT
• ACT
• ITEM
• SPARE
• DEFEND
• Question why these choices were copied straight from Deltarune's battle UI

/CRGrueFIGHT

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You attack the grue. It does 5 damage...

The grue attacks back. It one-shots you by biting your head, of course.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

/CRGrueACT

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The following ACTs are possible against the grue:

• Talk Talk to the grue. (Note: This will not work.)
• Use MAGIC Use MAGIC
• FocusPunch Focus your punch on one specific part of the grue's body.

/CRGrueITEM

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You have three items. Pick one to use it against the grue.

• Moccasins
• Parking ticket
• Un-existinator

/CRGrueSPARE

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You attempt to spare the grue. However, it does not care. And the mercy meter somehow goes into the negatives, too.

Also, you get killed instantly. That's gonna be a recurring theme here.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

/CRGrueDEFEND

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You defend yourself. You will now take less damage from the grue's attacks. Too bad all of them are hard-coded to kill you in one hit. That's Make it to Ketchikan for you.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

/CRGrueTALK

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You try to talk to the grue. However, it feels like talking to a literal wall.

The grue then takes its mask off, revealing itself to actually be a wall. Even worse, it's the massive wall made of stone that you encountered in French Creek. It has snuck itself all the way here and (somehow) disguised itself as a grue in order to get revenge on you for evading its wrath.

You're then turned into a pile of blood under the sheer weight of a giant wall flattening you. It drinks the blood too, like the giant freak it is.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

/CRGrueMAGIC

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You're not able to use MAGIC. The grue points and laughs at you due to your stupidity.

• Talk Talk to the grue. (Note: This will not work.)
• FIGHT Attack th- wait, what is this doing in the ACT window?!
• FocusPunch Focus your punch on one specific part of the grue's body.

/CRGruePRECISION

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You use FocusPunch. No, I have no clue why this is is the ACT section either.

Click on a body part of the grue to hit it in that exact spot. The hitbox might be a little wonky, so feel free to use Crtl + A (or whatever the equivalent key bindings are for your device) to find the exact places to click.

/CRGrueQUESTION

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Because I'm unoriginal. And adding to said unoriginality, the grue eats you since you wasted your turn on this question.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

Others

/BatteryAcid

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Not knowing better, you decide to drink battery acid.

Hell Of A Study Sess- *robotic coughing* Sorry, I Got Battery Acid Stuck In My System *more robotic coughing*

Your throat now feels like it's becoming awfully dry. You also feel like you're about to explode.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

/VANS-TT13 (Old)

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Erm... who the fuck is a Berdly?

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

ASBOCAAT

Steve is the chicken jockey now. Jockeyton grows the beard. Noelle will watch from the chair. The Lord of Moccasins cleaved grey by machine. Garret produced cowbells out of thin air, because we always need more cowbell. Noelle leaned too far back in her chair and fell over. She put her chair back up and continued being a cuck because her girlfriend dumped her. I can't believe Susie would do this to her. Susie has to fight a chicken jockey in Deltarune Chapter 8 and A Minecraft Movie. You just got spoiled! That's what you get for reading this story! Also Snape kills Dumbledore and Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. <insert name here>'s mother is two kids in a trench coat trying to rob a bank. 47 days left of the infinity. Pretty short time innit? 46 days left until destruction. That's 1104 hours of mediocrity. That's about the time it takes you to read all of Uncyclopedia while getting fucked

ASBOQAAT

“Reader, I remember your're genocides”

– sans the skeleton

“*Your”

– Reader on Sans the skeleton

“gee, whoever impersonated me didn't do a very good job”

– sans the skeleton on the previous "sans the skeleton" quote

“Wait, who's the real Sans?”

– Reader on there being two sanses and no papyrus

“Ness”

– MatPat

“But that's just a theory, a game theory!”

– MatPat on ever heard of utau's?

“NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!”

– Omega Flowey on the seven human Game Theorists

“Yes, MatPat?”

– Ness on Hearing his name being called

“Sorry, MatPat isn't available at this time. He might be busy lobbying for gamer's rights in the United States Congress, so please go search for him there.”

– Automated message from the Game Theory headquarters

“SANS! WHY IS THERE THREE OF YOU IN THIS ROOM?!”

– Papyrus on the two Sanses and Ness

“i dunno, but this fella next to me here knows all my jokes already.”

– Sans on his current situation

“well, of course I do -they are my jokes, after all. or maybe not. i'm too lazy to find out who the impostor among us is.”

– sans on cloning himself.

“GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THREE TEENAGERS FIGHTING HORRORS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION IN PEACE”

– Wing Gaster, the royal scientist

“Ok, watch ASBOWAATs get edited then.”

– Ness on waht the heck is going on

“Who the hell is this "The Gang", anyways? The Mystery Gang? The Fun Gang? Or is it another Gang I've never heard about?”

– Oscar Wilde on the mystery of The Gang

“The Gang is dead now, so this doesn't matter.”

– Mysterious narrator, again

“Huh??? How is The Gang^TM dead? Who could have commited such murder???”

– Oscar Wilde on the mystery of death of The Gang

“The same guy who got you sent to prison: John Douglas, 9th Marquess of Queensberry”

– <insert name here>

“*audible gasp* I was not expecting such twist of events! And I'm a renowned writer, so I know my twists and turns in the plotline!”

– Oscar Wilde on the revelation

“Bullshit.”

– The Very Alive Gang on the last few quotes

“To simplify the plot, the very alive Gang became the Scooby Doo mystery gang, because the idiots down at Plot Simplifying Co. don't know what a "Deltarune Fun Gang" is or why Oscar Wilde is still alive.”

– Plot Simplifying idiots on Obliviosity

“No, We're a a group who try to do good”

– The Gang on being Scooby-Doo

ASBOLAAT

Counter-counterpoint: Sans doesn't remember ASBOLAATs genocides.

Counter-counter-counterpoint: He still would dunk on ASBOLAAT for the lols.

Counter-counter-counter-counterpoint: No, he doesn't fight unless he feels like he absolutely has to. And fighting ASBOLAAT is unnecessary here, because the rest of the Undertale cast is there to do it instead.

Counter-counter-counter-counter-counterpoint: This is my AU and in my AU sans is an edgy depressed emo who fights anyone he wants just to be edgy and counter-cultural.

human this joke isn't funny anymore
why are we still doing this

ASBHAWAAT

(APPERTURE PSEUDOSCIENCE HELLTAKER DELTARUNE)

Whodunit matterifics caused my secretary of whattefuk to destroy my ass licking between my buttocks. Here lies Jimbo Wales; murdered before Goatse dies brutally and painfully severus Genocided burgerpants and saudiledinterventionintheyemenicivilwarpants.

ASBOLAAT (one link)

Feesh on skets caused the Roaring to happen. But only in a different universe. In this universe, Feesh on skets is an Uncyclopedia editor. He edits the medkits and spuds the buds. He also creates pointless articles that read much more like self-insert fanfics. He also pretends to be a zombie and nobleman at the same time. This Feesh from this universe had then an Everything and Everywhere All At Once moment where a Feesh from a different universe entered through a portal and asked this universe's Feesh to join an inter-dimensional group that would join forces to beat the Evil Feesh that caused the Roaring.