User:Fish on skates/You Are A Deltarune Fan
You, <insert name here> (???? – ????) were born several years ago and now you are a Deltarune fan.
Deltarune Deltarune Deltarune.
Feel free to whine. Because you can. There are plenty of people who will share even your most off-the-wall opinions.
You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, deltarotted boy.
And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". Because you're a Deltarune fan too.
Welcome to Deltarune fandom[edit | edit source]
In your first venture into the fandom, you may notice how the weather is cold, and how everything is a Deltarune reference you must point out. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "cold" is a Deltarune reference too. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your Deltarotted state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your non-deltarotted days are conspicuously Deltarune references.
Remember how, when you were not a Deltarune fan, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except now the television is divorced and has a long, pointy nose.
As for any friends or family you have, please rest assured. You will be able to reference Deltarune with them. In every single conversation. And soon, they will become infected with the Deltarune brainrot. There is no escape. It happened to me and it happened to you.
Things to do while a Deltarune fan[edit | edit source]
You Are A Deltarune Fan FAQ[edit | edit source]
- Q: I was a good person all my life. I never made my character do anything bad, and I tried to pick the good choices. Where do I cash in on this?
- A: Why do you think you're a Deltarune fan?
- Q: I proceeded to make the worst choices every chance I got, but I still think I'm pretty sweet. What do I get?
- A: Again, why do you think you're a Deltarune fan?
- Q: If I hadn't read this article would I still not be a Deltarune fan?
- A: ...Yes.
- Q: Can I date Spamton?
- A: ...No.
- Q: How about Tenna?
- A: No.
- Q: Maybe Queen?
- A: No!!!
- Q: The Knight?
- A: No!!!!! That doesn't even make sense!
- Q: Can I write Uncyclopedia userspace pages about being a Deltarune fan despite never having played Undertale or Deltarune, virtually guaranteeing a wildly inaccurate portrayal of the game and fandom, and sneak in a little self-referential note to attempt to explain this article I TOOK TOO LONG on when I should have been doing some actual work?
- A: SHUT UP!!!!!
Bye[edit | edit source]
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