Underswap

“If you are the Asgore cosplayer who gave me a handjob at Chickenpro, PLEASE outbox me. I think I took your wallet – it looks like a SEGA Genesis.”

~ fastpoultry

Underswap
Definetly, 100% real underswap.
Developer(s)	Made by "Popcorn Pr1nce", whoever the hell that is, you made this piece of garbage.
Publisher(s)	SEGA
Release date	9 years ago. (Jesus fucking christ...)
Platform(s)	Sega Genesis Sega Master System What The Fuck Happened Last Night <-- Yes, that too.

UNDERSWAP is a video game with a fandom for a very marked up price. UNDERSWAP is about a child helping roleswapped subterranean monsters who try to make out with you everywhere you turn, but the monsters are the bad guys, because of course they are and you should feel ashamed of accepting their offers of making out, even if they are MILFs like Toriel. It's called UNDERSWAP because CAVERNDIFFERENCE and GROTTOCONSPICUOUS weren't taken. You don't play a talkative antagonist who lost himself in a obvious cave system riddled with weird cat creatures trying to NOT have sex with you.

The game has a very interactive story, where the characters begrudgingly don't remember anything so you have to tell them literally everything that happened last time. God, I wish I was playing UNDERTALE- wait, what? In turn, this means it attracts actual gamers and people who like good stories, and don't make stupid fucking fanart of it. This also repels the My Little Pony fans, which just love to fap to blue skeleton glowsticks. Add the two together and you get a mildly popular idea which spawns hundreds of "comics" and "comic dubs", and a substantial fanbase to make numerous fangames, some of which are actually worth playing. See: TS!UNDERSWAP

Characters

Let's be real here, you're only really here for how the bullshit characters from UNDERTALE changed, so here ya go.

• Chara: This time, they're the main protagonist instead of Frisk. Yes, the character that literally only appears at either the tail-end of a Genocide route, or as a weird-ass picture book at the end of the Pacifist route. Too bad that they're literally the fucking same as Frisk, since you're the person controlling them.
  You can either do a "genocide" or a "pacifist" route, as well as a slew of shitty neutral routes. Wait, isn't this UNDERTALE, or something?
• Temmie, wait, what?: Yeah, you saw that right, Temmie (for some reason) takes the place Flowey would, since they're totally alike. Fucking hell, what is this?
  Ok, well, they act basically the same as UNDERTALE Flowey, but with UNDERTALE Temmie's ass language. If you know, you know.
• Asgore Dreemurr: Remember the MILF from last time? Well, it's been replaced with a cool dad instead, which is definitely not helping the My Little Pony fans, which are foaming at the mouth at not having a MILF to draw getting skewered. Oh yeah, he's been banished to a knockoff of the RUINS.

Look, it's UNDERSWAP... sans. Great

• SANS: Compared to his counterpart, he's easily a better character, and not comic relief. But, he's still using the stupid ass font in uppercase, which is just fucking great. And yeah, he takes the place Papyrus would usually take.
  But hey, now it's frowned upon to make him... well, you know.
  Also, since it's swapped, he's no longer an albino, he's tanned. And, definitely a skeleton... trust me. Suck it, data miners!

• papyrus: Remember him? He's now the lazy-ass skeleton! And Sans' brother, he's not even comparable to the original Papyrus, other than he's very tall. Other than that, he has a seriously banger song. This laziness, and the general popularity of his counterpart, make him really popular for cringey ass roleplayers and artists to make some good and really bad art of him. Either way, he's yet another bullshit character.
• Alphys The female yellow reptile is back, now a respectable person! She takes the place of Undyne, the lesbian fish, coincidentally also the captain of the royal guard. Still 100% lesbos with Undyne, because of course they still are. Also is basically just Undyne now, speaking of anthropomorphic blue fishes...

• Undyne The female blue anthropomorphic fish is BACK now as a fucking nerd. She's inherited most of Alphys' traits, and now is a heretic, living in eastern Holland. She has been similarly awarded the position by Asgore Toriel for the Royal Scientist after the definitely not planned passing of the previous one.

• Toriel Dreemurr She's now the king queen of the underground, and is so forgettable in UNDERSWAP that there is barely any Rule 34 of her... yet. She uses her previous reputation as "motherly caretaker" from UNDERTALE to trick the player into believing that she is a good person and not just a MILF for people to draw being skewered with blue glowsticks. Other than that, she may or may not be still married to Asgore Dreemurr, but no guarantees, I'm not gonna try and guess.

• Mettacrit Remember Mettaton? Well, using shitty fandom theories and weird excerpts from the real game, he has taken the place of Napstablook, which is amazing because we can finally see Napstablook without social anxiety. Oh, and the genders haven't changed, you're still gay. And his name changed for some reason, as if they couldn't use Hapstablook, or something...

• Napstabot A very creative character, Napstablook takes the character of Mettaton, and now conveniently no longer has social anxiety, which is great because it would've been sad... anyways. Now the creation of Undyne, he is now a mildly popular DJ, spreading "happiness" and "pride month vibes" to the CAVERNDIFFERENCE. Don't believe his propaganda, he found it off of a twitter post by a gay ass retard. Also he's been snorting pounds of Bibiquadium... so yeah.

• Muffet Takes the place of Grillby, (owner of literally the only restaurant in Snowdin) changing the name of the restaurant to Muffet's, and making it sell pastries instead of actual food. And is STILL ABOVE THE AGE OF CONSENT, AND IS STILL A MONSTER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE A CHILD. And as a blessing from our lord and savior, you no longer have to fight them, and don't have to pay Toby Fox for a shitty little microtransaction.

Gameplay

In UNDERSWAP, you fall down into this weird cave, and you hike generally to the right, because that's the obvious direction you should go. You meet these role swapped monsters on the way, and you will either die of cringe or begrudgingly accept it. You can also spot Sans trying to skewer Toriel at the end, but that's only if you play the game on Hard mode. Everyone must be asking, (or not, whatever, i don't care.) "Why the hell are the monsters from the hit indie game UNDERTALE 'roleswapped?'" well, that's a good question. It's all because one day, some retard ass fan decided to think of "what if sans was papyrus???" and, even though this was a very looked down upon idea, even getting him thrown into a volcano, he decided to post the idea to tumblr. And that, kids, is why UNDERSWAP is such a big idea, which is great because apparently UNDERTALE was running out of cringy 9 year old fans.

All the different kinds of UNDERSWAPs

So, even though UNDERSWAP is a perfectly good game on it's own, other cringy ass fans decided to make their own "better" version of UNDERSWAP. I'll talk about this... now.

• JUNNBOI!UNDERSWAP: Basically just UNDERTALE but the roles are different and literally nothing else. Creative, right?
• AZ!UNDERSWAP: Literally just UNDERSWAP but with slight differences that literally nobody gives a singular fuck about.
• TS!UNDERSWAP: Actually good fangame, also one that suffers from "being too close to the original game because we like UNDERTALE and personality swaps stink hot garbage."
• SWAPFELL: I haven't covered UNDERFELL yet, but it's just edgy undertale, but now it's swapped! Great.
• SWAPSWAP: You'd expect if you swapped it again, it'd just be UNDERTALE, but no, it's "different" in some way. Fandom, amirite?
• SWAPSWAPSWAP: Ok, what the hell is this, who even made this? I'll get their IP address and i'll send thirteen thousand pizzas to their house.
• SWAPSWAPSWAPSWAP: If there's another, i'm gonna just end it here.
• CQ!UNDERSWAP: For some reason Sans is called "Blueberry" in this one.
• OmegaTimeline 1!UNDERSWAP: What the hell is an "Omega Timeline", and why does this include UNDERSWAP
• OmegaTimeline 2!UNDERSWAP: Okay, you didn't need to do it AGAIN, because nobody cares.
• DREAMTALE!UNDERSWAP: Apparently, this UNDERSWAP is from another cringe tumblr comic.
• CP!UNDERSWAP: Besides from the suspicious name, it's yet another cringe tumblr comic.
• FAZY!UNDERSWAP: Watch out, Papyrus has a big ass scythe!
• FELLSWAP: It's lame, skip.
• UNDERSWAP LAST STAND: Papyrus but it takes longer to kick his ass.
• CLASSICSWAP: It's UNDERSWAP but more orange.
• ABOVESWAP: Stupid. The only thing it did was change UNDER to ABOVE.
• CHERES' UNDERSWAP: It's also suffering from beingtooclosetotheoriginalgamebecausewelikeundertaleandpersonalityswapsstinkhotgarbage-itus.