User:Gergdown/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person

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Ladies and gentlemen—it's about time I pull the wool from your sheeple's eyes and reveal the truth that nobody has told you yet. Nobody has told you it—because it's under layers and layers of secrecy, layers and layers of plot holes, conspiracy, Mikeness, and much, much more. That's right—admins DaniPine3 and Alula are, in fact, the same person. This theory is long and explains several other plot holes in the story of Uncyclopedia Chapter 20. In fact, according to my hypothesis, OPOSSUM was right about Alula making so many Deltarune references, Pluey is the secret boss of Deltarune Chapter 5, and how, in fact, Turb0-Sunrise is actually Toby Fox.

I know! I know! I get it! You may think I'm crazy! Some guy claiming that these two very different people are actually the same person, and one of them is a sockpuppet? Very damn crazy, amirite? But the more you listen to me, the less you'll think that I'm a Lunatic, and the more you'll see that I'm right. I'm right, you're wrong. You are always wrong.

So without further ado, now begins my chime to begin my really long fucking analysis about the fact that you guys continuously refuse to believe: The fact that DaniPine3 and Alula are the same people. Or that OPOSSUM and Dani are fucking with each other... that's kinda vague on the details.

Evidence

Now, this claim seems BAT FUCK INSANE. But, have a look at the front-faced evidence, the easy shit:

1. DaniPine3 and Alula are in the exact same timezone.
2. They are both admins.
3. They both play DELTARUNE.
4. They both edit hit non-video game Make it to Ketchikan, although Alula edits it more.
5. They both speak in hands lowercase.
6. They almost never edit at the same time.
7. They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.

Photograph of RIMDLE (he's in the egg)

Theories

Now, as the noble MATPAT said,

“First we GAME... then we THEORY.”

~ MatPat

Thus, began our theorizing.

DELTARUNE Theory

This theory is entirely kept alive with these two facts:

1. They both play DELTARUNE.
2. They both DELTARUNE TOMORROW.

You know who two characters follow the same trait of being very similar to each other?

Rimdle and Pluey.

But this theory doesn't make any sense, so let's move on.

1225 (Dess) Theory

Duh.

Okay, this theory actually goes a lot deeper.

So it turns out, birds and deer have a symbiotic relationship with each other. Now, since I'm an EPIC NERD GAMER, I know what that means. But if you don't, the animals can basically work together to give each other nutrients. The bird and the deer are mutual to each other. They're mutualist creatures. (That's not a word.) But if you were to look deeper, the Nightjar bird actually also has a symbiotic relationship with goats. That's right—Alula is a Nightjar bird working together with a goat, who's DaniPine3. It all connects. After all, Asgore (the man who is on the truck) is a boy, and Dess (who is being run over) is a girl. DaniPine3 is a boy, and Alula is a girl. IT ALL CONNECTS!

It actually doesn't, though, because DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person, so this theory makes no sense. After all, you can't run over yourself.

Gaster Theory

So, if you were to look back on Archive 41 on LPTEW, you'd see some very strange text.

OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE

This is the font Wingdings. Mostly known for being one letter off from being Wing Dongs, this is the font spoken by the mysterious entity from Undertale: W. D. Gaster. Notably, he is the ONLY character to speak in this font, as shown in the hidden Entry 17 that is hidden in the game files. Oh yeah—you can't really get W. D. Gaster normally. He'll appear once per one hundred games. Key note, though: He is associated with the number 6. He only appears on FUN value 66. His followers only appear throughout numbers 60-65. Oh, and also, if you were wondering, the text translates to:

“OOHHHH LOOK AT THIS TEXT IT IS SO UNREADABLE AND MYSTERIOUS. WAIT NO DON'T READ THE SOURCE CODE”

~ Alula

If you weren't convinced that Alula is Wing Gaster, look at the text DaniPine3 sent.

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HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS

More wingdings. Seemingly innocent though, right? WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! If you were to translate this text, using a Wingdings translator online (which, is easier said than done), or if you just look inside the source code of the forum, it shows THIS:

“HI IT'S ME WING GASTER THE ROYAL SCIENTIST ALSO KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS”

~ DaniPine3

Both speak in Wingdings.

Both speak in hands.

Both are W. D. Gaster.

It really makes sense, y'know? Sans alluded in one Tumblr post that he made to one enemy being two things, and, well, if you went in-game, there was this enemy that appeared as one, but was actually two enemies! And plus, he also alluded to Gaster, stating, "it'd be rude to talk about someone who's listening." A man who fell into his own creation, scattered across time and space, as an observer. It all connects! And since Sans has some knowledge of Gaster, it's not surprising that the two things phrase refers to Gaster. Two sides of the same coin. After all, his sprite, titled "spr_mysteryman.png" has two faces. One at the top, and if you were to flip the image upside-down, it appears as another face. It was why Alula acted so vigorously about the "man.ogg" sounding waltz I made, as DaniPine3 didn't respond... at all. At all for a month, actually, coincidentally after that. Coincidence? I think not.

Turb0-Sunrise is Toby Fox Theory

This one is lacklustre at first glance, but if you look at it a bit further, it actually makes a bit more sense.

1. Turb0-Sunrise and Toby Fox are both New Englanders.
2. Both lived in New Hampshire for a good portion of their lives.
3. Actually, Toby Fox studied at Boston, and conceived Undertale and Deltarune there.

There was another key point of evidence that is a bit vague, but still counts. I remember reading one time on X about some random gal's opinion about how Toby Fox hated his western audience. I thought that was absurd... but the more I think about it, if Turb0-Sunrise is a person who has a... er... distaste towards the Deltarune Admin Clique, doesn't that mean he hates his western audience? Norway and Spain are both in the western sphere of influence, after all. Also: Toby Fox really likes Dirty Water. My evidence? Telepathic Toby said it in my dreams.

Pluey Theory

Well, we have to go over all the evidence. After all, I stated this theory covers how Pluey is the secret boss of Chapter number 5! Well, you see, Pluey was first mentioned whenever Toby Fox mentioned him, and practically, he's a guy I think? Nobody actually knows who Pluey is. But, when Chapters 3 + 4 released, it was revealed to what Pluey was: A fucking minigame.

But that never sat right with me. Why mention Pluey specifically? Actually, all of the Chapter 4 minigames were mentioned on Noelle Holiday's blog, including Pluey. But look at the names. Pluey, Battat, and Jongler. Jongler is a play on the word jongleur, a word for a someone who's good at juggling. But look at the other two names—Pluey and Battat. Now, if you replace the B in Battat with an M, and replace the second T in Battat with a P...

MATPAT

Which, if you didn't know, is a real person. So who is Pluey?

I dunno.

OPOSSUM Is ASGORE DREEMURR

Okay, this... this is just a shitpost.

Although...

There is one template OPOSSUM uses that is the background for his header. Can you guess what it's called?

NEW HAMPSHIRE

This connects OPOSSUM with Turb0-Sunrise, and by extension, Toby Fox.

Pluey was first mentioned on February 17th, 2025.

And guess what he did on that day?

HE ADDED THE CAR DRIVING MINIGAME FROM MITK IN 3D.

And you know what it looks like?

It's all connected.

After all, he also added this driving minigame to MITK.

Big MOCCASIN Billy is Mr. Friend Inside Me

Friend inside me...

Friend inside me...

They're the same. (Frienderic on the left, Billy on the right)

Are OPOSSUM and DaniPine3 fucking each other?

Probably not. But, there is evidence to prove this.

1. This

Though, this is probably just fake news from... uh... West Timor. After all, can you really trust IP's?

Knife Guy is the ROARING KINGHT

I mean, this is just a regularly known fact. Look at the evidence!

1. Both use bats knives
2. Both are bosses in their respective games
3. Both appear in the third part of their respective games (well, when OtB fully releases)
4. If you rearrange the letters in Knife Guy (and add two letters), you get Knight fuey, which sounds like Knight Fury.

The Final Theory

Now, from beginning to end, here is my theory:

DaniPine3 and Alula are both the same person: The remnants of W.D. Gaster. Actually, if you think about it for one second, Alula (the bird creature from OneShot) has a blue feathery appearance in the game. You know who else is blue? Sans. You know who has a red signature? DaniPine3. You know who's red? Papyrus. Now, these comparisons seem implausible, but really, think about it. W.D. Gaster is named after a font: Wingdings. You know who else speaks in a font? Sans and Papyrus. After all, they are literally named after their fonts. That's right: Alula is Sans (and by extension, remember You're genocides), and DaniPine3 is Papyrus. I mean, DaniPine3 seems more cheerful than Alula, who is more serious (but more intelligent, and I'm saying this as a nerd-ly NERD!), much like their Undertale counterparts. After all, Sans does know he's in a video game. (We don't know about Papyrus, unless they're the ROARING KNIGHT from Deltarune, in which, yes, they do know.) Alula has a higher role in the Uncyclopedian community (she's a bureaucrat), = more knowledge. DaniPine3, only sitting as a lonely admin, has less knowledge about his surroundings. IT ALL CONNECTS!

Therefore, Sans = Alula. Papyrus = DaniPine3. Sans + Papyrus = Gaster. CASE CLOSED!

But take it from the man himself...

“okay, so I've been reading your theory, and I have to say: I admit it, I am W. D. Gaster. you got me.”

~ DannyPine3

So in conclusion...

Happy 11-month anniversary of being an Uncyclopedian, me.