Deltarune

Deltarune is an overrated video game created by Toby ""Don't Call Me "Toby "Radiation" Fox""" Radiation" Fox and is the official sequel/spin-off/alternate universe/whatever the connection is to the even more overrated video game Undertale, featuring characters such as a war criminal named Susie, a furry named Ralsei, and a possessed zombie named Kris. The genders are they/them (Kris), she/her (Susie), and cool hat (Ralsei) You shoved your heart into Kris and control them now.

Development and production

Because Toby Fox is TAKING TOO LONG a lazy fuck "slow learner", this game has been in production since 2018, and still hasn't been fully released. As a result, its fans have gone bat fuck insane, like babies who haven't been fed by several days. These fans have started

Gameplay

This video game, just like its predecesor, belongs to a genre of videogames known as "quirky independient self-aware Earthbound-inspired role playing video games about depression and homosexuality" (QISEIRPGADH for short). As such, it prominently features the following characteristics:

• Continously subverting the player's expectations, to the point where the player ironically expects their expectations to be subverted, and thus they are not subverted anymore
• Making thousands of Fourth Wall-breaking jokes that remind you how smart and countercultural its authors are
• Eerie imagery about dreams and the psyché that remind you how stoned its authors were when writing this game
• Copious amounts of homosexuality and general queerness with the intention of making your kids gay and Satanists

In the same way Undertale did, Deltarune combines elements from role playing games with those of bullet hell; however, unlike Undertale, fighting peeps in this one doesn't make them die horrendously. In order to achieve a mass murder in this one, the player has to go out of the way and traumatise the reindeer character to psychologically manipulate her and get rid of any enemy standing in the way. Apparently this will achieve the "bad ending", or at least it would if it wasn't for the fact that Toby has promised that the game

Characters

As with all the other Toby Fox videogames (which are like, one), Deltarune's best quality appears in its characters, which are so memorable that pretty much every single of them have insane amounts of drawn pornography they are very well-received by the fanbase. An interesting fact of these characters is that their exact ages are never explicitly told so that people can jerk off to them without feeling guilty of it.

The characters are divided between lightners and darkners, in a similar way the real-life world is divided between light-skinned and dark-skinned. Moreover, one of the main plot points of the game is that darkners' sole purpose are to serve lightners, just like in real life.

Lightners

• Kris Dreemur Main protagonist and the one who is controlled by the player. Goes by they/them, despite
• Susie Mean lizard and
• Noelle Overtly lesbian reindeer who is obsessed with only two things: christmas and Susie. Can be psychologically tortured and manipulated for the player's amusement.
• Burghley Annoying nerdy bird with a loyal fanbase (for some reason). Thought to be an incel although he's just a regular Rick and Morty fan.
• Sans He's fucking your mom.
• Dess Holiday [DATA EXPUNGED]
• Carol Holiday Christmas-themed MILF who might or might not be fucking your dad.
• Rudy Holiday The 'husband' of the aforementioned Carol Holiday who might or might not be getting fucked by your dad. Currently in the hospital due to ambiguous illnesses.

Darkners

• Ralsei Goat femboy who likes being stepped on. Totally not a fetish thing.
• Lancer Susie's best friend. Who is a Jack of Spades card. Kinda sad if you think about it.
• King Lancer's dad, and the big bad in Chapter 1.
• Queen
• Tenna Dreemur The TV of the Dreemur house, who is traumatized after the parents' divorce. Further proof no one in Kris' family is a normal person (well, monster).
• Jevil A cheap knockoff of The Joker. Is aware that we live in a society.
• Spamton G. Spamton Failed businessman and ex-husband of Tenna Dreemur.
• Ramb Expected to be the third chapter secret boss; wasn't actually that relevant to the plot, but that didn't stop him to have a loyal fanbase.
• Mike Character that was colectively dreamed by the fanbase and Toby Fox made canon in the worst possible way, just to troll them. It's actually several guys disguised as a microphone.
• Gerson Boom He's old!
• The Knight Its true identity is as of now unclear, although pretty much everyone agrees that they're Dess. This is false, though, as they're actually THE GREAT PAPYRUS.

Dubvious existence

• Gaster Although it hasn't yet been mentioned in the game, everyone knows he's the one pulling the strings and pretty much a god-like character in this world. Possibly the father of the guy who's fucking your mom.
• Man The President of Mancountry, he's neither an important nor unimportant character. His contribution to the plot is giving the player an egg for each chapter he's in.
• Smiling face guy Very cryptic entity, even more than Gaster. Is believed to be a cat of some sorts. Most likely the game's main villain.
• Annoying dog Avatar of the creator of this world, Toby Fox. Proves that "god" is just "dog" spelt backwards.
• The player/Soul This is a quirky indie game, so of course the player is their own character to deconstruct the trope of the player-character. However, that won't stop people to use Kris as a way to self-insert themselves in the game and make out with their character of choice (which sometimes is Kris themselves).
• Friend Inside Me For some reason fans have an obsession with Woody from Toy Story even though he has nothing to do with Deltarune. Toby Fox will most likely make it canon just to make their heads explode.

Synopsis

Chapter 1

Chapter 1 follows going about a board-game themed kingdom similar to that of the queen of hearts (I think that's her name) in Alice in Wonderland and you can either commit genocide or sunshine rainbows lollipops etc. etc. and imprison the king in a zoo where he drinks from a really cool hamster water bottle.

Chapter 2

In Chapter 2 Ralsei forces you to do homework but the library you were going to study in has been taken over by Xenomorph's mom Queen Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N and in this one you're in Cyberpunk and can either commit genocide or sunshine lollipops etc. etc. but this time it has consequences and if you commit genocide you have to fight the best character, Spamton G. Spamton in his NEO form.

Chapter 3

In this chapter Tenna Dreemurr forces Kris and his friends to play his crappy Zelda knockoff while struggling with separation anxiety and depression and has trapped Kris's mommy in his balls but ramb gives kris un-bootleg evil Zelda where you kill people and then fight an evil shower curtain named John Mantle who kills you if you suck at video games. Meanwhile all of Tenna's entire workforce goes on strike and he tries to kill everyone but eventually decides to free Toriel from his ball before having his arms ripped off by Noelle's secret cousin Rory Nyte.

Chapter 4

In chapter 4 Toriel forces her religious beliefs upon Susie, and makes her go to church so they could do church related activities including drink juice. Then Noelle kinda just shows up again and you go into her house so you can "do homework" together with her, but actually Kris plays piano and talks to probably Papyrus on the phone, You make Kris let Berdly go on a date with them and Noelle and Susie do some lesbian stuff (good for them), but then Noelle's evil and very classist mother tells susie to leave, so you, Kris and Susie go back to church where they find an evil fountain find the church dude's dead father and he says "i'm old", along with a bunch of prophecies saying stuff like "JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD" and "THE KING'S CHARIOT CAN NOT BE STOPPED" before CD-I Gannon's brother who works at Spirit Halloween tells you YOUR TAKING TOO LONG and then you die to him like 3 times because you thought this would be an easy boss. Then you go get some piano keys and date a watercooler before Susie gives the "i'm old" guy a haircut and duct taping the fountain closed, but Susie finds out the door was locked and the old guy was a pile of ashes so she makes a whole new fountain where the lighting is fucked up for some reason and then Susie finds the old man except it wasn't the old man it was evil old man and evil old man makes them play a sound based memory game before the goat femboy shows up and kills him to dead, then promises to not be a dirty secret hiding liar and the fire extinguisher tells them the code. So then Kris and Susie close the fountain and then open the door where they go through the ultimate sanctuary and then go try and seal the fountain, but not before what is definitely Papyrus summons a god and makes you go fight it, so you go fight a titan and then the church dude's father's ashes show up and kick it's ass and then the goat femboy get's all sad and asks if it's ok to not smile and if you pick the "Good, keep smiling" option, you are a bad person. also mike shows up.

Chapter 5

Chapter 5 is about Asgore commiting vehicular manslaughter over Noelle's sister and getting away with it because he's a cop and the sister was black.

The best scene in all of video game history.

SORRY! THIS ARTICLE IS STILL ON CONSTRUCTION. PLEASE WAIT FOR THE AUTHOR TO PLAY THROUGH THE THIRD CHAPTER IF YOU WANT TO KEEP READING! IT'S NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT LONG, IT'LL PROBABLY HAPPEN SOMETIME IN 2022 2023 2024 2025!
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(IF YOU DON'T DIE OF AGE FIRST, THAT IS)