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Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia;

John Biasedreporter: We're here in Alice Springs with Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, who says her baby was eaten by a dingo earlier this morning. Lindy?

Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton: I was out on that big-ass rock out near Alice Springs when this damn dingo ate my baby!

John: A dingo, you say?

Lindy: They look all cute from a distance, but they're savage! They should be hunted to extinction, then thrown on the barbie with some shrimp! They're all monstehs! They would probably be delicious with vegemite! Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot! (Full article...)

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... God doesn't appreciate those who smoke?
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November 6: Rickroll Day

1962 - Rick Astley born (homosexual).
1987 - Astley robs a bank and finds himself involved in hopeless gunfight but vows never to give up. Has idea for song.
2007 - the first recorded Rickroll amuses internet uses for 15-20 minutes.
2010 - the last recorded Rickroll, performed by your dad.
2025 - Kids these days. Don't even know what a Rickroll is.

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