𝕄𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕂𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕟

𝕄𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕂𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕟 A West Coast adventure

You awaken naked in the night in a field just outside of Ojai, California. The events of the past few days are all a blur to you. All you really feel sure about your life is that your name is John, you're hungry, and you urgently need to get to Ketchikan, Alaska. You see a farmhouse in the distance. Being naked, you don't feel comfortable knocking and asking for food.

• Sneak into the house for food and clothes
• Search the trash for food

About

With the recent rush of UnGames, I thought I would join the crowd. The object of this game is to make it to Ketchikan. But there is so much working against you. This game is loosely tied to the combined canon of a category built one article at a time. Thus, 𝕞𝕠𝕔𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕤 will play a role, and you might have to make it through Moccasinia. You start in Ventura County, California. Anyone can edit, but don't ruin the game.

How to play

Click the links. We are trusting you not to cheat, by methods such clicking the "undo" button in your browser. If you did cheat using such methods:

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

You didn’t grow. You didn’t improve.

You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.

Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

It’s sad that you don’t know the difference of what true gamers are.

So for motherfuck's sake, stay the goddamn fuck away from that fucking back button!

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Make it to Ketchikan is part of a selection of games hosted on Uncyclopedia.