UnGames talk:Make it to Ketchikan

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@Squaw Dee:, are you still here? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 20:54, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Yes – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs

Seven routes so far…[edit source]

ID Route name Start of route Checkpoints
0 Farmer’s house/Meow Tse-Tung Title-Sneak into the house for food and clothes Continue (ShotAracuan) - Shoot the Aracuan, ==>
1.0 Grue Zapping Santa Paula (Invis)-Land at the nearest airstrip ahead of you Santa Paula (Invis)
1.1.0 Field Sign Put on the moccasins-Come out of the barn N/A
1.1.1.1 Jimbo Wales Northbound Plane-Confront Jimbo Santa Paula (Invis)
1.1.1.0.1 Shasta (merges into Hilt) Frogged-Make your way to Mount Shasta on foot/Steal a motorcycle Santa Paula (Invis), EldritchZone, Accept*, OregonBorder
1.1.1.0.0.0 Winchuck TankCrossroads-Coastal 101 route to the Winchuck Santa Paula (Invis), EldritchZone
1.1.1.0.0.1 Hilt (merges into Shasta) TankCrossroads-Mountain Route to Hilt Santa Paula (Invis), EldritchZone, OregonBorder

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:04, 3 December 2024 (UTC)

I am pretty sure Winchuck merges with Shasta and Hilt. [Boogie2999] (Talk)
@Boogie2999: hey, hi! so that's a map for the game, it's supposed to be to keep track of the different routes... you might not get many of the game's joke if you're new around here. btw, I think your signature is wrong; so I had to change it into the unsigned template to avoid problems... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:34, 7 January 2025 (UTC)
@Boogie2999: yeah, this list is pretty outdated… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:38, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

Make it to Ketchikan on the IFDB[edit source]

MITK is now on the official text adventure database! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:38, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

YEAH!!!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 15:21, 5 June 2025 (UTC) 15:21, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

Escape from Ojai 3[edit source]

@OPOSSUM: Will there be a sequel game to Make it to Ketchikan? I enjoyed playing it, even if my additions to the British Columbia route were "fucking shit." :)  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 15:23, 5 June 2025 (UTC) 15:23, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: Fenris, your contributions weren't bad at all. I liked your Template Trap quite a lot. I don't actually plan on making Ojai 3... you guys could make a threequel without me, though, but I might join in. MITK was a pain to make and it took up way too much of my time. And considering that I'm eighteen years old and looking for a job, I might have even less time in the future.
But MITK likely won't be the end of my UnGame career, I do have several ideas about what to make next, such as:
  • a goofy wilderness survival game that gets more and more ridiculous as time progresses,
  • an injoke-ridden game about climbing a mountain,
  • an ASBOWAAT spinoff where John gets turned into a fucking walrus and has to fight things with his tusks before killing whatever turned him into a walrus.
  • a parody of those terrible Mario creepypasta games, full of jumpscares and poorly-drawn gore,
  • a text-based fighting game,
  • a Pokemon spoof, although L10nM4st3r beat me to it. (Seriously, if you haven't seen it, L10nM4st3r's new game is fucking awesome.)
All of these will probably require JavaScript or whatever to make, so I'd have to learn how to actually write real code.
Fenris, you have my permission to begin work on a true MITK sequel. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:13, 5 June 2025 (UTC)