UnGames talk:Make it to Ketchikan

@Squaw Dee:, are you still here? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 20:54, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Yes – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

Seven routes so far…

ID	Route name	Start of route	Checkpoints
0	Farmer’s house/Meow Tse-Tung	Title-Sneak into the house for food and clothes	Continue (ShotAracuan) - Shoot the Aracuan, ==>
1.0	Grue Zapping	Santa Paula (Invis)-Land at the nearest airstrip ahead of you	Santa Paula (Invis)
1.1.0	Field Sign	Put on the moccasins-Come out of the barn	N/A
1.1.1.1	Jimbo Wales	Northbound Plane-Confront Jimbo	Santa Paula (Invis)
1.1.1.0.1	Shasta (merges into Hilt)	Frogged-Make your way to Mount Shasta on foot/Steal a motorcycle	Santa Paula (Invis), EldritchZone, Accept*, OregonBorder
1.1.1.0.0.0	Winchuck	TankCrossroads-Coastal 101 route to the Winchuck	Santa Paula (Invis), EldritchZone
1.1.1.0.0.1	Hilt (merges into Shasta)	TankCrossroads-Mountain Route to Hilt	Santa Paula (Invis), EldritchZone, OregonBorder

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:04, 3 December 2024 (UTC)

I am pretty sure Winchuck merges with Shasta and Hilt. [Boogie2999] (Talk)

@Boogie2999: hey, hi! so that's a map for the game, it's supposed to be to keep track of the different routes... you might not get many of the game's joke if you're new around here. btw, I think your signature is wrong; so I had to change it into the unsigned template to avoid problems... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:34, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

@Boogie2999: yeah, this list is pretty outdated… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:38, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

Make it to Ketchikan on the IFDB

MITK is now on the official text adventure database! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:38, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

YEAH!!!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 15:21, 5 June 2025 (UTC) 15:21, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

And so is Escape from Ojai! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:12, 17 July 2025 (UTC)

Escape from Ojai 3

@OPOSSUM: Will there be a sequel game to Make it to Ketchikan? I enjoyed playing it, even if my additions to the British Columbia route were "fucking shit." :)  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 15:23, 5 June 2025 (UTC) 15:23, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: Fenris, your contributions weren't bad at all. I liked your Template Trap quite a lot. I don't actually plan on making Ojai 3... you guys could make a threequel without me, though, but I might join in. MITK was a pain to make and it took up way too much of my time. And considering that I'm eighteen years old and looking for a job, I might have even less time in the future.

But MITK likely won't be the end of my UnGame career, I do have several ideas about what to make next, such as:

• a goofy wilderness survival game that gets more and more ridiculous as time progresses,
• an injoke-ridden game about climbing a mountain,
• an ASBOWAAT spinoff where John gets turned into a fucking walrus and has to fight things with his tusks before killing whatever turned him into a walrus.
• a parody of those terrible Mario creepypasta games, full of jumpscares and poorly-drawn gore,
• a text-based fighting game,
• a Pokemon spoof, although L10nM4st3r beat me to it. (Seriously, if you haven't seen it, L10nM4st3r's new game is fucking awesome.)

All of these will probably require JavaScript or whatever to make, so I'd have to learn how to actually write real code.

Fenris, you have my permission to begin work on a true MITK sequel. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:13, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

MITK Progress Thusfar Thoufar Howfar

gergdown, eh (talk) 17:31, 17 July 2025 (UTC)

(this is probably inaccurate in some ways)

@Theultimategergdown: Looks pretty good, but perhaps you could use a black and white map or something... so that the colors would be easier to see and distinguish? IP Man's sections blend in with the background, and my colors are nearly indistinguishable from yours when on a green background. No, I am not colorblind. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:40, 17 July 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Here's my version, same colors as yours Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:48, 17 July 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: that's a pretty cool map. i also fixed the old one i made.

i also also completed the game and got the true ending. i also also also got to saw humiliation.

Sorry, I forgot to put an actual hint there. Now there's a stupid hint on that page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:35, 17 July 2025 (UTC)

Idea

what if i add achievements to this game gergdown, eh (talk) 19:23, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

Besides the fact that it kinda ruins one of the jokes i added, i don't really care. 19:57, 19 July 2025 (UTC)

Just realized that the joke i'm so worried about could just be repurposed into an actual achievement instead 22:19, 19 July 2025 (UTC)