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archived 2.0[edit source]

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:25, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

boo Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:28, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]

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I forgot how to write these things.

By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!

Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles! ...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.




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ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:36, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

ok now i get to brag[edit source]

i have 7 votes for this month. IT'S THE FUCKING FIRST! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:58, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, you can now legally brag about this. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:59, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
also do you like this new sig Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:59, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
It's truly a Turb0-Sunrise/Darkmode 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:01, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

oh wow[edit source]

you're tied with arandompage for the worst admin nomination in history Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:58, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Okay, you say that, but literally on the same page is a nomination with a score of -0.5??? Also, the worst nomination is obviously Shabidoo's right gay testicle. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:05, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Deltarune[edit source]

Should I get it? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: Here's what I think: Yeah, with several notable precautions. It's a really great game! You probably just need a basic understanding of how Undertale works. Don't worry, that's easy. It's basically just an RPG but it's also a Touhou-like game? Like, the enemies actually fight you in a battle box which you can move your SOUL around. If you know that, that's all you need to know. Hell, I actually didn't play Undertale before this... played it easily.
Here's what NOT to do though: Don't do what I did and play all the chapters in one sitting. I was a casual guy before I played it, but I got hooked. Then the game and fandom consumes you like a black hole. TL;DR: Eh, sure, but don't fall into the Deltarune rabbit hole like Alula and DaniPine, who have lost their ability to write! Oh, and probably don't join one of the Deltarune discord servers. They eat you whole and consume your liver. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
i can write just fine. i just choose not to Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:55, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
oneshot and deltarune beating up your ability to write like that one comic with the buff guys --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:46, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
which one? Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:35, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
this one --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:40, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

ERM, ACTUALLY[edit source]

shabidoo put that "agressive" there Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:24, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: They DID??? I didn't know Shabi can Shabifuck up this hard... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:26, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
i shall trout shab now Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:24, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
who can misspell whale the most? i currently win with "wl" --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:37, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

hey[edit source]

the top 10 graph needs to be updated Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:12, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

Woops. Will fix that soon! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:14, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

guess what[edit source]

only 8 edits away from 10 thousand Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:21, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

She un on my sign till I post[edit source]

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So many awards, holy shit.

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Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.

Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here

And to cap it all off, I have a WOTY nom too!Turb0-Sunrise hits 10,000 edits By Fish on skates
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.

ColonelKurtz is back By Fish on skates
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!



Biopic This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!

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“OH BOB SAGET”

--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:50, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

gerg's terrible sig test[edit source]

{{User:Gergdown/sig/fall|User:Gergdown}} 02:47, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

OH DEAR MAN BAGA DABOOSH WHY DID THAT HAPPEN 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:48, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
did somebody forget to check the "treat as wikitext" box Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 02:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
No, I just... added an extra nosubst template for some reason. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
that's even more dumbass! Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling nosubst is nosubst!!! Obviously not nosubst|nosubst!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 04:26, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Why did you add the {{!}}? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 04:28, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

so that the pipe is a parameter in the sig template and not in the nosubst template. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 04:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah, if you add a normal pipe it counts everything from then until the end brackets as a different parameter, essentially removing whatever is supposed to be there (like, let's say, a link to your userpage) Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Pipe last man standin.jpg??? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 14:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Sooo the reason why I did that was because I thought a ping from Cassie didn't work. But no, I just beat the ping. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
i've done that before Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 17:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
there should be a userbox for that --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You have been disqualified from the Beat A Dead Shoe Competition.[edit source]

The tribe has spoken.

Several times did you add 198 moccasins instead of 99 (although adding 100 is allowed.) OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:57, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

SUCK IT GERG Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 21:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise:@OPOSSUM: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Or maybe youv'e fallen for my TRAP! You know why? It's because I have shit to do! Therefore, I have kamikazed myself from the competition... I hope Fish gets it, though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
i'm only participating because it gives me an excuse to vandalize his page Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: Me too. I actually don't want to be the moccasin man. Dab me up, brah! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
nah, i'll just rickroll you Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 22:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: I've been rick rolled so many times that it doesn't even matter anymore. Not even Goatse hits me in the balls anymore. Lesbian hentai does, though. You should make that my talk page background. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:03, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Okay nevermind 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:05, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Template:CategoryTOC[edit source]

Isn't this the same as Template:CatBrowser? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

i was gonna say something about that Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 14:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: @Turb0-Sunrise: No, Category TOC is the table of contents for the category. CatBrowser is a list of all categories. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
OOHH SHIT! Nevermind. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:46, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Stinky template, that's what I'm telling ya'! They're eating our byte space, they're eating our servers! Some may say that I might be one of the dumbest users, maybe even the dumbest. All my friends would tell you that I'm the dumbest user, the worst user. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
maybe you're even a stupid dumbassary user Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 20:16, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

update[edit source]

the top 10 graph Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 20:15, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Shiiiii. Sorry. Gonna fix that by tonight. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:37, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: Yes check.svg Done 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:27, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

obs 9000bc[edit source]

why was i rollbacked? i was just adding the category --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:15, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: Sorry for not adding a reason... busy. Uh, if you read the category description... it says "only add images and templates here". 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:16, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
oh dang --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:16, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Literally "I WAS BORN TO LEAD, NOT TO READ." 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:17, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
i can't read i'm an uncyclopedia fan --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 14:13, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: Uhh... you know the guy who said that is a pedo, right? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:42, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
wasn't it coined by some other guy --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:07, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

let's make a juicy deal[edit source]

so there's no war over who got admin first, if either of us gets nominated at the next VFS, we'll nominate the other. i.e if i get nominated, i'll nominate you, and vice versa. Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 01:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Can't believe we have an actual Uncyclopedian war between us. Sure, but that's because there's a 100% chance I'm nominating you for VFS. You're just a good guy man 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:47, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
a [JUICY DEAL], you say? (you did this to me gerg) --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:57, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

gwinglebingle[edit source]

there's this neat little gadget on RDT's js file that puts a little edit count number on the top bar

$(document).ready( function () { mw.loader.using( 'mediawiki.user', function() { ( new mw.Api() ).get( { action: 'query', meta: 'userinfo', uiprop: 'editcount' } ).done( function( result ) { document.getElementById( 'pt-mycontris' ).append( ' (' + result.query.userinfo.editcount + ')' ); } ); } ); } ); Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 21:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

well, it's supposed to look like what it looks like in the source, but ok Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 21:24, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

An UnSignpost did it[edit source]

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Everybody was here

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Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.

People have opinions on the Yankees

By Fish on skates
Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.

Beat a Dead Shoe contest By Fish on skates
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.

Injoke created and overused, setting new record By Fish on skates
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.



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“Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" skates strikes again”

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--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

That's it. I'm going to say it.[edit source]

I must confess, I actually liked Tranvit's Skoda articles. Not all AI is slop, and not all slop is AI. (But wheter AI articles belong on Uncyclopedia is another subject altogether.) OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 14:53, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: NOOO!!!! Uh... here's an idea, if there's any you actually liked, I'll remove them from QVFD and put them on VFD to let the common mass decide. If you liked all of them... then it'd probably take eons to put them on VFD due to how cramped it is (Just increase the nom count to 30, admins!). The issue is that these are articles that only rely on the sarcastic value, and are very, and when I say this, very fucking long. I think some of them should stay on QVFD, but definitely at least one of them should be on VFD. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:02, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

another one, huh.[edit source]

you should know that i'm still better than you. Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 17:16, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Does'nt matter, my're villan arc is in full moshion! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:23, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

Harry[edit source]

Well done my man. You're well on the board and on your way to climb the ranks. 32 more feature points and you'll be in the top 10. It goes faster than you'd think. Really great job this year also with your video article :) ShabiDOO 23:08, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

@Shabidoo:
When you get to that kind of longness, your shit becomes long too.
One time, on a lone Chinese farm in 500 BC, Oscar Wilde said that "the venn diagram of 'people who know mediawiki' and 'people who are funny' are two separate circles on opposite sides of the universe". And guess what? I proved 'em WRONG! I'm the CSS nerd and a pretty funny[citation needed] guy! Thus, for that statement to be true, that'd mean that I'd have to be around 880000000000000000000000 (eight hundred eighty sextillion) kilometers wide. And I'd have to write all those articles while being that long!

Seriously though, thank you bro! Special special thanks for your additions on UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute. I already have a pretty dang good idea for another article. 99% chance I'll work on it next week. (For the reason why my activity has dropped, I've been creating and coding a mod for a game. It's been taking my life, but it's almost done.) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:57, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
new gergism just dropped --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:10, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: "Sir, a second Gergism has hit the Uncyclopedian servers" 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:11, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
more like a third --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:13, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
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