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This is Gergdown's talk page, also known as a pile of hot garbage. It's garbage. This is also a page where you can send shit, poo, and garbage to Gergdown.

THE THREE GERG RULEZ:

1. I don't really care if you sign. (It's because I'll just add it myself.)

2. No AI. (Please.)

3. Go wild! You only have a short time in this world, spread out in the infinite view of space that seemingly goes on forever and ever... but doesn't that give life meaning?
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archive'd[edit source]

archive 🍁 gergdown 🍁 ☀️ 00:41, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

new sig[edit source]

🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:07, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

or should i say... signatures???

☃️ gergdown 🎄 ☀️ 🌸 gergdown 🌼 ☀️ 🏖️ gergdown 🍦 ☀️ 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️

Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 16:48, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: you forgot to do vfh highlight of the week and vfh contenders 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 18:49, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
i know 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 18:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
fine! i shall do it myself ! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 18:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Cookie[edit source]

Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:19, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Ugh, not another UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Try the veal!

👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:42, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

ugh[edit source]

what the hell is a guitar cat 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 17:24, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

idk bro?? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:25, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
it's in the im not a robot game so you should know 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 17:35, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: oh you're talking about level 23? yeah that level has its question randomized. you just have to find the guitar cat 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:30, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

had an idea for credit music[edit source]

Maybe we have "Dirty Water" By The Standells instead of a custom made song. reasoning for this can be found if you go through the effort to ask 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 21:58, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

as i said, i think we should make the credits music... after we (almost) finished the game? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:59, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well somebody would need to find dirty water, and see second sentence above 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:02, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well who even is this "dirty water" guy? does he care about us using The Standells? also this is a parody website, you can use copyrighted material freely because it's protected by the law in the US (using other people's shit for parody is fair game) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:03, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
dirty water isn't a guy, it's the damn charles river, and all we need is an mp3 to be uploaded but i'm not going to because i cant be assed 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:06, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well too bad. i'm not gonna. because i'm lazy and it's fucking cold 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:07, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
fineth! thou shalt suffereth my WRATH! Observeth! 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:14, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
No you failed 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:16, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
no u 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:16, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
your mom 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:17, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
papyrus 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:18, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
And i shall edit conflict you for until this sentence is over 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:19, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
NO. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
oops i meant no 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
fine ill yell at opossum 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:21, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: actually, can you do that again? i missed it because i was watching smth in the back 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:22, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
do what 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:35, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
ur mom 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:36, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
uno reverse, and find the damn mp3 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:41, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
nah 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:44, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
yah 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:45, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
still nah. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:46, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

okay fine here it is @Turb0-Sunrise: 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:47, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

you fucker. actually find it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:50, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
what, am i supposed to be a standells-keeper? i would but i'm lazy 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:51, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
and on the internet roadtrip somebody just told another guy to "chill out caillou" 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:52, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

and jokes on you i actually like never gonna give you up 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:53, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

that's not what the rickroll was used for....... i also like the song 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:54, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
anyway i'm working on vancouverite sojourn so i'm locking in 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:56, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
you seem to be done, find it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 00:53, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
nuh-uh 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
to finding it or being done 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 00:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

What is the "Priest Goofball Mod?"[edit source]

And why does it actually have Google Search results, reviews from YouTubers with over 15K subscribers, and even Reddit fanart? Did you make it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:43, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: okay so the story's a bit complicated, and every time i try to explain it, it sounds like i'm trying to explain a dream from a crack addict.
So basically, in the year 1782 AD, Wolfgang Mozart created a song called "Leck mich im Arsch". Literally meaning "Lick me in the ass", this song was basically made as a shitpost among Mozart's friends.
this had nothing to do with the story, i just wanted to explain that the guy with 15k subs (teox) is a deltarune shitposter (for some reason, called deltarotter in the community?). at the same time, i was getting interested in coding (javascript), so to learn a bit more about coding formatting, i decided to make the priest goofball mod. priest goofball is a character in teox's animations that he made, fyi. teox uploaded a priest goofball battle theme at the same time, so the stars literally aligned.
And at last, was the post. so, thus, i began working on the mod. eventually the teox deltarot team (yeah they're a team) saw it and wrote "Peak" in the comments. God bless the internet. and that was the tale... of the mod.
i explained it also here, fyi. after i finish the mod i'll probably fully work on vancouverite sojourn's extension and continue being an uncyclopedian... probably.
i think that's all about the story? i guess the lesson of this tale is how things can escalate to become amazing stuff? whatever. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
escelate to become amazing stuff? amazing like... your mom! tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 17:09, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
That's actually kinda cool. You're kinda famous... even it is among self-proclaimed "deltarotters". Also thanks for the explanation, becuase I know near jack about Undertale and Deltarune and whatever, to the disappointment of DaniPine3. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: although only having 115 subscribers isn't really "famous"... it's still like, a lot compared to say, the median of every single youtube channel. anyhow, i'm gonna go back to working on it. (either that, or i'll just keep working on Vancouverite Sojourn). 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:22, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

find the mp3[edit source]

or i shall be pissed off 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 18:51, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

okay 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 18:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
wrong mp3 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
oh okay⠀⠀—> mp3
found it 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:02, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
find the actual mp3 dumbass 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:26, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
oh okay⠀⠀—> actual mp3
🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:29, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
find the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:44, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
oh okay⠀⠀—> song file and upload it
🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:46, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
download the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:50, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
got it 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:50, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
that is not dirty water 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:52, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

Dirty-socks2.jpg

got it

🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:53, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

the song "dirty water" by the standells 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:54, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
sorry i'm working on vancouverite sojourn rn 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
it will take two minutes maximum. do you seriously not have two minutes 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
sorry bro. i'm on a 9-5 schedule. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
fine ill get opossum to do it @OPOSSUM: i need you to do what gerg is apparently unable to do 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 20:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 20:02, 26 October 2025 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise:

see what i'm saying? PERFECT CREDIT SONG. gives you a feeling of acomplishment. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 20:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

idea[edit source]

What if the music with all the motifs from songs was the main Massachusetts theme instead of credit music? like reflecting on your journey and all that bullshit 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 22:36, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

alright. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:38, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

thou[edit source]

you realize i'm only about 1000 edits behind you right 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 15:51, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

yeah? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 15:53, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
i barely even edit the asbowaat series so it's actually very surprising that i have 6,000 edits 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 15:54, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
and i've slowed down quite a lot 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 16:01, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
wait, how do you have over 1000 edits on your userspace 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:02, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
all the articles i work on in my userspace 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 16:05, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
i have only 800 and i do the same thing... 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:05, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
btw turb0 look at the articles section of my userpage :) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:07, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
nice 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 19:49, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

testing my new header features[edit source]

test 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:12, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

holy crap it actually works 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:14, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

Don't copy code?[edit source]

thou shouldeth hath toldeth me! what is thou problemeth? Art thou stupideth? also do you like my new sig that i'm probably never going to use

TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX |16:53|11|4|25 20:53, 28 October 2025 (UTC)

nah you CAN steal code from me... except for the strings. not because of selfishness... but because it's a pain to fucking understand. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 20:54, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
what about the sig 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 20:54, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
as i said, you may copy all the code from me. yeah, you can copy the signature code. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 20:57, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
good sig 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 20:57, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
and i stole the code from dani's sig so 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 20:58, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
it's like some kind of grand theft... auto 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 20:59, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
yes 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 21:09, 28 October 2025 (UTC)

perogerg[edit source]

i made some big changes, go ahead and read through 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 17:12, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

The spooky USP is here![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things

👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25 21:39, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

get trolled[edit source]

instead of doing something useful with my life i made a featured article 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻16:53 11 4 '25

i have three maybe-to-be featured articles in the works 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:41, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

heya[edit source]

Suck my enormous golden thumb, bitch. Sun-asplode.gifKUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston Sun-asplode.gif16:53 11 4 2025 23:23, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

nah. i'll suck your dick. teeheehee... (first, let me actually write some good articles, and not be a deltarotted css hog...) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:24, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
either way i'm happy Sun-asplode.gifKUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston Sun-asplode.gif16:53 11 4 2025
good job still. congratulations on writing your fourth featured article. soon, you will no longer become lord turb0... you will become KING turb0! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:27, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
and i go- oh wait i already told you Sun-asplode.gifKUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston Sun-asplode.gif16:53 11 4 2025

shit[edit source]

turns out one of the composers for deltarune made some music for minecraft. does that mean i have to turn into one of you Sun-asplode.gifKUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston Sun-asplode.gif16:53 11 4 2025