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archive'd[edit source]

archive 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 00:41, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

new sig[edit source]

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 02:07, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

or should i say... signatures???

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Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]

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A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.USP-GS Merger? By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera! What's with all the new users? By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.

Biopic Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.

Ask Turb0

  • What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
    • In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
  • Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
    • Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
  • U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
    • Perchance.
  • why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
    • I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
  • How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
    • Yes.


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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:48, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: you forgot to do vfh highlight of the week and vfh contenders 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 18:49, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
i know 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 18:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
fine! i shall do it myself ! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 18:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Cookie[edit source]

Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:19, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

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The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.Yonkagor Sucks, Panther! By Turb0-Sunrise
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks. Gerg nommed for admin, does not go well By Turb0-Sunrise
Notable[eugh?] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.

"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet 🤓 also give me half an year and then nom me again 🤓 🤓 🤓" — Gergdown

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  • how does water taste in New England -IP man — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
    • Yankee hatred and a little bit of rust
  • are you a aviation enthusiast? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
    • Not really, but planes are cool I guess.
  • More questions? — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
    • Yes, Gerg.
  • Are you unemployed? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
    • Squirrel!


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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:42, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

ugh[edit source]

what the hell is a guitar cat 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:24, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

idk bro?? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 17:25, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
it's in the im not a robot game so you should know 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:35, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: oh you're talking about level 23? yeah that level has its question randomized. you just have to find the guitar cat 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:30, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

had an idea for credit music[edit source]

Maybe we have "Dirty Water" By The Standells instead of a custom made song. reasoning for this can be found if you go through the effort to ask 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:58, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

as i said, i think we should make the credits music... after we (almost) finished the game? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:59, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well somebody would need to find dirty water, and see second sentence above 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:02, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well who even is this "dirty water" guy? does he care about us using The Standells? also this is a parody website, you can use copyrighted material freely because it's protected by the law in the US (using other people's shit for parody is fair game) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:03, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
dirty water isn't a guy, it's the damn charles river, and all we need is an mp3 to be uploaded but i'm not going to because i cant be assed 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:06, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well too bad. i'm not gonna. because i'm lazy and it's fucking cold 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:07, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
fineth! thou shalt suffereth my WRATH! Observeth! 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:14, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
No you failed 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:16, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
no u 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:16, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
your mom 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:17, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
papyrus 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:18, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
And i shall edit conflict you for until this sentence is over 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:19, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
NO. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
oops i meant no 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
fine ill yell at opossum 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:21, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: actually, can you do that again? i missed it because i was watching smth in the back 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:22, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
do what 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:35, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
ur mom 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:36, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
uno reverse, and find the damn mp3 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:41, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
nah 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:44, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
yah 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:45, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
still nah. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:46, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

okay fine here it is @Turb0-Sunrise: 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:47, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

you fucker. actually find it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:50, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
what, am i supposed to be a standells-keeper? i would but i'm lazy 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:51, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
and on the internet roadtrip somebody just told another guy to "chill out caillou" 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:52, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

and jokes on you i actually like never gonna give you up 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:53, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

that's not what the rickroll was used for....... i also like the song 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:54, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
anyway i'm working on vancouverite sojourn so i'm locking in 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:56, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
you seem to be done, find it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 00:53, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
nuh-uh 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 00:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
to finding it or being done 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 00:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

What is the "Priest Goofball Mod?"[edit source]

And why does it actually have Google Search results, reviews from YouTubers with over 15K subscribers, and even Reddit fanart? Did you make it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:43, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: okay so the story's a bit complicated, and every time i try to explain it, it sounds like i'm trying to explain a dream from a crack addict.
So basically, in the year 1782 AD, Wolfgang Mozart created a song called "Leck mich im Arsch". Literally meaning "Lick me in the ass", this song was basically made as a shitpost among Mozart's friends.
this had nothing to do with the story, i just wanted to explain that the guy with 15k subs (teox) is a deltarune shitposter (for some reason, called deltarotter in the community?). at the same time, i was getting interested in coding (javascript), so to learn a bit more about coding formatting, i decided to make the priest goofball mod. priest goofball is a character in teox's animations that he made, fyi. teox uploaded a priest goofball battle theme at the same time, so the stars literally aligned.
And at last, was the post. so, thus, i began working on the mod. eventually the teox deltarot team (yeah they're a team) saw it and wrote "Peak" in the comments. God bless the internet. and that was the tale... of the mod.
i explained it also here, fyi. after i finish the mod i'll probably fully work on vancouverite sojourn's extension and continue being an uncyclopedian... probably.
i think that's all about the story? i guess the lesson of this tale is how things can escalate to become amazing stuff? whatever. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 17:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
escelate to become amazing stuff? amazing like... your mom! tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:09, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
That's actually kinda cool. You're kinda famous... even it is among self-proclaimed "deltarotters". Also thanks for the explanation, becuase I know near jack about Undertale and Deltarune and whatever, to the disappointment of DaniPine3. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: although only having 115 subscribers isn't really "famous"... it's still like, a lot compared to say, the median of every single youtube channel. anyhow, i'm gonna go back to working on it. (either that, or i'll just keep working on Vancouverite Sojourn). 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 17:22, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

find the mp3[edit source]

or i shall be pissed off 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 18:51, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

okay 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 18:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
wrong mp3 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
oh okay⠀⠀—> mp3
found it 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:02, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
find the actual mp3 dumbass 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:26, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
oh okay⠀⠀—> actual mp3
🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:29, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
find the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:44, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
oh okay⠀⠀—> song file and upload it
🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:46, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
download the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:50, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
got it 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:50, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
that is not dirty water 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:52, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

Dirty-socks2.jpg

got it

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:53, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

the song "dirty water" by the standells 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:54, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
sorry i'm working on vancouverite sojourn rn 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
it will take two minutes maximum. do you seriously not have two minutes 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
sorry bro. i'm on a 9-5 schedule. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
fine ill get opossum to do it @OPOSSUM: i need you to do what gerg is apparently unable to do 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:02, 26 October 2025 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise:

see what i'm saying? PERFECT CREDIT SONG. gives you a feeling of acomplishment. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

idea[edit source]

What if the music with all the motifs from songs was the main Massachusetts theme instead of credit music? like reflecting on your journey and all that bullshit 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:36, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

alright. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:38, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

thou[edit source]

you realize i'm only about 1000 edits behind you right 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:51, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

yeah? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 15:53, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
i barely even edit the asbowaat series so it's actually very surprising that i have 6,000 edits 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 15:54, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
and i've slowed down quite a lot 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:01, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
wait, how do you have over 1000 edits on your userspace 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 16:02, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
all the articles i work on in my userspace 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:05, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
i have only 800 and i do the same thing... 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 16:05, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
btw turb0 look at the articles section of my userpage :) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 16:07, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
nice 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:49, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

testing my new header features[edit source]

test 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:12, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

holy crap it actually works 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:14, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

Don't copy code?[edit source]

thou shouldeth hath toldeth me! what is thou problemeth? Art thou stupideth? also do you like my new sig that i'm probably never going to use

TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:53, 28 October 2025 (UTC)

nah you CAN steal code from me... except for the strings. not because of selfishness... but because it's a pain to fucking understand. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:54, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
what about the sig 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:54, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
as i said, you may copy all the code from me. yeah, you can copy the signature code. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:57, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
good sig 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:57, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
and i stole the code from dani's sig so 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:58, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
it's like some kind of grand theft... auto 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:59, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
yes 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:09, 28 October 2025 (UTC)

perogerg[edit source]

i made some big changes, go ahead and read through 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:12, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

The spooky USP is here![edit source]

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Spooky signatures?

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The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful

By Turb0-Sunrise
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.

Turb0 Upgrades His Pages By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out. Identity Criseses Among Us By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.

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  • what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
    • Your mom!
  • if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
    • bluug blorp blub.
  • the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
    • yes



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Quote(s) of the Week “Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo

👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:39, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

get trolled[edit source]

instead of doing something useful with my life i made a featured article 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻

i have three maybe-to-be featured articles in the works 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:41, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

heya[edit source]

Suck my enormous golden thumb, bitch. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:23, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

nah. i'll suck your dick. teeheehee... (first, let me actually write some good articles, and not be a deltarotted css hog...) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:24, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
either way i'm happy Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
good job still. congratulations on writing your fourth featured article. soon, you will no longer become lord turb0... you will become KING turb0! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:27, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
and i go- oh wait i already told you Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif

shit[edit source]

turns out one of the composers for deltarune made some music for minecraft. does that mean i have to turn into one of you Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif

Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]

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Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do? Turb0 gets thumbsucker By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.

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  • Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
    • none of them
  • What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
    • fuck them.
  • How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
    • Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.



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Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:25, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

about stealing the archive system[edit source]

it just works better. it's better then making subpages for every month. it's 99% just me being a lazy fuck. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:34, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

aye... i never said you couldn't! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:35, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
ain't no fucking rule saying a fucking dog can't fucking play fucking basketball Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:38, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

Pardon me, may I ask...[edit source]

Why do all your edit summaries look like clickbaity YouTube video titles? I'm legitimately curious. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:58, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: boredom, i guess? i kinda just started doing them at some point? usually i do it whenever someone messes up, and instead of saying "you screwed up mate, it's supposed to be like this." i just starting saying "WOAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY DID THIS??? (GONE WRONG)". maybe i'm just aging backwards. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi[edit source]

can you make my userpage all caps? the caps template isn't working Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 02:34, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

not right now... maybe later. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 02:36, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

What the FUCK did you just say?[edit source]

i'll need you to not Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:08, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:35, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.[edit source]

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TropicalPanther gets banned

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?My userpage gets vandalized By Turb0-Sunrise
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.


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  • 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
  • 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)

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  1. ↑ MrX's words, not mine
  2. ↑ And apparently an admin's? I can't be bothered to check recent changes

Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:03, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

November 2025[edit source]

left Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize pages by deliberately introducing unfunny personal viewpoints, as you did at An image built one pixel at a time, you may be blocked from editing. (joke) Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 00:00, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe[edit source]

when gerg hitroom issue Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:43, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: tomorrow. or today. but probably not for you (unless you stay up for a long, long while...) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:44, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
it's only 8:45 here Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:45, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

thou[edit source]

i am redoing "8-bit night" for the only reason of i want to. you may view it in the ridiculously long link beepbox always gives you here. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 16:28, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

hi gerg[edit source]

want to join the squad? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:30, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: okay. i might not be a major part of it though 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:34, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
that's fine every little bit helps --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:35, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Priest Goofball thingy[edit source]

I randomly found out you're apparently making a Deltarune mod. I'm intrigued. do you think when you finish it you could send a link so I could try it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:28, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

Funny enough, I just installed Game Maker a couple days ago. My dad and I are planning on building a miniature arcade cabinet, and he says I should develop my own game for it. So I had to teach myself to code in only a couple of days, then begin working on the game: "Оperation Cаlamаri", as I've been calling it. Gotta keep remembering to go out on long walks, do a few pull-ups in the garage each day, keep myself in shape and get some fresh air whilst working on this game... it makes me feel disgusting being in front of the computer for hours at a time.
But I hope your Goofball project turns out well, Gergo! Obviously I know very little about Deltarune aside from that it was also made in Game Maker Studio 2, I wish you the best of luck. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 07:01, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

so you got thumbsucker[edit source]

been accidentally goatsed yet? happened first day for me Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 14:23, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

no, not yet 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 14:25, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
i think i broke a record for that though Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 14:26, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
i'd rather have a shred of innocence than a record --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:12, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
not much i can do about it now, damn you i love british petrolium Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 15:16, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Insert USP header here[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The edition that's black and white and dead all over
November 25, 2025 • Issue #231 • Archives • Press Room
Thanksgiving is coming

By Turb0-Sunrise
It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.Not much By Turb0-Sunrise
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.


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  • 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
  • 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
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Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 22:17, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Obscure and useless knowledge[edit source]

According to the abuse log, an IP user tried to vandalize one of the Vancouverite Sojourn pages. Just something that i wanted to let you know. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:34, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

what kind of filter did they trip --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:29, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: uhm actually i already knew that. it was actually (i think) the first MITK page to be vandalized 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 00:31, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
No, i was talking about vandalism that was stopped by the abuse filter maybe two days ago. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:02, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
oh okay 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:33, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

Good morning, Gerg! I've got a question for ya![edit source]

How close is the Backrooms section of Vancouverite Sojourn to completion? Is it already finished? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:18, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: forgot about that because of the priest goofball mod. since it's almost done, i'll probably go back to working on that area of MITK though. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:24, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

wen[edit source]

when hitroom Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 23:35, 1 December 2025 (UTC)

uhh, today, somewhere today 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:36, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
wunt id nao Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 23:39, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
maek nu signpos den --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:29, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
whenever i finish dinner 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:33, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

glebdobgor[edit source]

can you do your magic on 16-bit night Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 18:23, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: first, you must give me the beepbox file 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:58, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
it is here. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 01:58, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
(talk page stalker) that link's a mess --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:10, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

Good news for you![edit source]

I've come back to PixelPlace.IO to create the UNCY guild (Uncyclopedia Moccasin Masters, We Make Hitler Jealous.) Anyone can join freely, and remember to praise Sophia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 03:51, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: nice, my man. i've created an account called Gergdown on there. i am now going to join it 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 04:05, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

a petition[edit source]

so I've seen you want to feature the lurking article... I'd like to let you know, it was created by a certain user who's now indefinitely banned for reasons. and I know the whole "separate the artist from the art" thing, but I really don't think we should feature stuff in which that user was heavily involved. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:55, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

um[edit source]

is my article funny
also wen itoom Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 18:13, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

wen sinpos --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:18, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
dotae Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 18:19, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

The USP is back in town![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!
December 3, 2025 • Issue #232 • Archives • Press Room
Now Hiring!

By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head ShitslingerTM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!Still quiet around here By Turb0-Sunrise
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really. Perple Alerska By Who do you think
After a long war with Gergdown, the Perple of AIBOPAAT will forever be on the Alaskan flag. RealDonaldTrump Breaks Stuff By Turb0-Sunrise
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed] Biopic

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VFH Highlight Of The Week Why?: You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T! (14 (HOLY SHIT)/0)

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UnSignpost News We've switched to a new numerical system for identifying issues. It should work better for me, and also cuts down on bytes when messaging, albeit only by a few.

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  • what the dog doin -Alula
  • fatass deer must win -Turb0-Sunrise

Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 18:46, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

the very weird test[edit source]

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:36, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

is article funny gerg Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:39, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
i will read it in about three hours (i'll be busy) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:40, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
it has been three hours Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:21, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: eh, i don't know how to feel about it. i'm kind of mixed on it. i'm not the funniest tool in the shed, though, so you should probably ask someone else. my only critism is that it's a bit short. that's my advice. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:31, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
i shall ask shabidoo then Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:31, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

glwirbegdowgher[edit source]

thank you for being the only person to nom something of mine for VFH that wasn't me Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:43, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

we just naming topics anything now --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:52, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
yeah... 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 00:53, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
average Welsh word --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:54, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
also wn itom Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:55, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
uhh.... SOON! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 00:56, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
I liked how you mentioned me in the last one --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:56, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

VANS-BR section of Make it to Ketchikan[edit source]

Are you still working on it? I know the regular Vancouver campaign is finished, but the "Backrooms" section, you continued to make pages for it long after you announced the completion of the Vancouverite Sojourn. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 04:51, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: i've been a bit busy hell busting, learning css, developing my mod, and trying to get better after a bad cold. i have tried to work on each and every project everyday (by separating my day into 4 parts), but it got hard after that cold. i've planned to add more jokes into it eventually (like making a bunch of UI which seems important, but is actually useless) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:52, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
@Gergdown: Sorry about your cold, didn't know about that. I'm currently trying to join a trade school, finish up the last bit of Make it to Ketchikan and continue working on that game I sent you a screenshot of a while back. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 19:59, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: the only reason why i worry about my cold is the fact that my piss was brown. and also the fact that i sound like sober yoda at all times. anyway, i hope your game, your application to a trade school, and your finale on MITK goes well! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:29, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

um[edit source]

when song revamp Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:28, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: whenever i have the time 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 19:52, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

gigdag[edit source]

when song revamp Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:53, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: whenever i have the time 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:54, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
did not see the last message woops
also wen iton Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:05, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
topic name reminds me of gedagedigedagegao --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:10, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: @Fish on skates: I might actually make Gerg's Shitroom editable by anyone. Yes, I'm talking formally now. Stop asking questions. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:12, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

UnSignpost? I hardly knew her![edit source]

The UnSignpost
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December 10, 2025 • Issue #233 • Archives • Press Room
Christmas sig time!

By Fish on skates
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.Gergdown for UOTM By Fish on skates again
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see. LPTEW blanked, WTools allegedly to blame By Fish on skates for the third time
Fish on skates, trying to save an edit to a "sectoin" of Last person to edit wins, accidentally replaced the entire forum with said "sectoin". This was appropriately met with horror by DaniPine3 and Turb0-Sunrise and resulted in a three-second block by DaniPine3. Fuck Around and Find Out Nommed on VFH By Turb0-Sunrise finally
It's been a wild ride, but with the help of Shabidoo, Fuck Around and Find Out is featured. And here's the catch: I didn't nominate it! Biopic

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  • “was it that what you said”

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--Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:59, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

um.[edit source]

shabidoo called you "GeorgeDown." that is all Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:52, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Ahhhhhhhhhh crap. I definitely deserve a big smack in the face for that. I have besmirched your name GergDown. How can I make it up to you? Tell me, I'll do anything! ShabiDOO 01:56, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]

Jimbo Whales - whale.png

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: you forgot to close the center tag 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:29, 13 December 2025 (UTC).

woah. i really did that? that's terrible, man. can't believe i did that. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:30, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

gwingdlerdorgenth[edit source]

alula broke the RFP feature in redwarn. the only reason i'm telling you this is because i saw you in RC and wanted to say hi Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:12, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

and also walbro did something Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:56, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
walbro BREATHED??? he BREATHED??? woah... 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 15:57, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
never mind he actually made two pages 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 15:59, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
what time is it in italy right now Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:00, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
5 PM 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 16:02, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
he could be on any moment now Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:03, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
walbro's Italian? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:36, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
quite prominently
also when song revamp Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:36, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
whenever i have the time 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 01:40, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
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