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archived 2.0[edit source]
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:25, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]
By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again
By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
Biopic
I don't know what a biopic is
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From The Logs
- *plant noises.ogg*
- *animal noises.ogg*
- Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.
Quote(s) of the Week miaaow mrrow mrrp miaow meow mreooow -Alula
ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:36, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
ok now i get to brag[edit source]
i have 7 votes for this month. IT'S THE FUCKING FIRST! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:58, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
- Yeah, you can now legally brag about this. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:59, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
oh wow[edit source]
you're tied with arandompage for the worst admin nomination in history Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:58, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- Okay, you say that, but literally on the same page is a nomination with a score of -0.5??? Also, the worst nomination is obviously Shabidoo's right gay testicle. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:05, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Deltarune[edit source]
Should I get it? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Soviet: Here's what I think: Yeah, with several notable precautions. It's a really great game! You probably just need a basic understanding of how Undertale works. Don't worry, that's easy. It's basically just an RPG but it's also a Touhou-like game? Like, the enemies actually fight you in a battle box which you can move your SOUL around. If you know that, that's all you need to know. Hell, I actually didn't play Undertale before this... played it easily.
- Here's what NOT to do though: Don't do what I did and play all the chapters in one sitting. I was a casual guy before I played it, but I got hooked. Then the game and fandom consumes you like a black hole. TL;DR: Eh, sure, but don't fall into the Deltarune rabbit hole like Alula and DaniPine, who have lost their ability to write! Oh, and probably don't join one of the Deltarune discord servers. They eat you whole and consume your liver. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- i can write just fine. i just choose not to
15:55, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- i can write just fine. i just choose not to
ERM, ACTUALLY[edit source]
shabidoo put that "agressive" there Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:24, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: They DID??? I didn't know Shabi can Shabifuck up this hard... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:26, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
hey[edit source]
the top 10 graph needs to be updated Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:12, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
- Woops. Will fix that soon! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:14, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
guess what[edit source]
only 8 edits away from 10 thousand Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:21, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
She un on my sign till I post[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.
Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here
And to cap it all off, I have a WOTY nom too!Turb0-Sunrise hits 10,000 edits
By Fish on skates
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.
ColonelKurtz is back
By Fish on skates
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!
Biopic
This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!
- Do you think Deltarune is Tomorrow? — ARandomPage
- As Toby Fox, I can state the following: Yes.
- When's the next time I come back to this site? — ARandomPage
- when deltarune comes out
- what did you get for krismas — Fish on skates
- coal
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- Microwave oven (3.5/0)
- Osu! (4.499/2)
- Joseph Gobbles (5.5/3)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Frodo Baggins (8/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News nobody is doing the daily news anymore we are all LaziBums. if you want to complain please put it in the next daily news issue.
Quote(s) of the Week
“OH BOB SAGET”
--Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 19:50, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
gerg's terrible sig test[edit source]
{{User:Gergdown/sig/fall|User:Gergdown}} 02:47, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- OH DEAR MAN BAGA DABOOSH WHY DID THAT HAPPEN 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:48, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- did somebody forget to check the "treat as wikitext" box
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 02:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- No, I just... added an extra nosubst template for some reason. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- that's even more dumbass! Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling nosubst is nosubst!!! Obviously not nosubst|nosubst!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 04:26, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- Why did you add the {{!}}? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
Hey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 04:28, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- Why did you add the {{!}}? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling nosubst is nosubst!!! Obviously not nosubst|nosubst!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates
- that's even more dumbass!
- No, I just... added an extra nosubst template for some reason. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- did somebody forget to check the "treat as wikitext" box
so that the pipe is a parameter in the sig template and not in the nosubst template. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- yeah, if you add a normal pipe it counts everything from then until the end brackets as a different parameter, essentially removing whatever is supposed to be there (like, let's say, a link to your userpage) 10:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
??? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- Sooo the reason why I did that was because I thought a ping from Cassie didn't work. But no, I just beat the ping. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- i've done that before Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- i've done that before
- Sooo the reason why I did that was because I thought a ping from Cassie didn't work. But no, I just beat the ping. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You have been disqualified from the Beat A Dead Shoe Competition.[edit source]
Several times did you add 198 moccasins instead of 99 (although adding 100 is allowed.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
Hey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:57, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- SUCK IT GERG
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise:@OPOSSUM: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Or maybe youv'e fallen for my TRAP! You know why? It's because I have shit to do! Therefore, I have kamikazed myself from the competition... I hope Fish gets it, though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- i'm only participating because it gives me an excuse to vandalize his page General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Me too. I actually don't want to be the moccasin man. Dab me up, brah! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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- @Turb0-Sunrise: I've been rick rolled so many times that it doesn't even matter anymore. Not even Goatse hits me in the balls anymore. Lesbian hentai does, though. You should make that my talk page background. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:03, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- Okay nevermind 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:05, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: I've been rick rolled so many times that it doesn't even matter anymore. Not even Goatse hits me in the balls anymore. Lesbian hentai does, though. You should make that my talk page background. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:03, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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- @Turb0-Sunrise: Me too. I actually don't want to be the moccasin man. Dab me up, brah! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- i'm only participating because it gives me an excuse to vandalize his page
- @Turb0-Sunrise:@OPOSSUM: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Or maybe youv'e fallen for my TRAP! You know why? It's because I have shit to do! Therefore, I have kamikazed myself from the competition... I hope Fish gets it, though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Template:CategoryTOC[edit source]
Isn't this the same as Template:CatBrowser? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- i was gonna say something about that General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 14:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: @Turb0-Sunrise: No, Category TOC is the table of contents for the category. CatBrowser is a list of all categories. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- OOHH SHIT! Nevermind. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:46, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- Stinky template, that's what I'm telling ya'! They're eating our byte space, they're eating our servers! Some may say that I might be one of the dumbest users, maybe even the dumbest. All my friends would tell you that I'm the dumbest user, the worst user. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- maybe you're even a stupid dumbassary user General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 20:16, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- maybe you're even a stupid dumbassary user
- Stinky template, that's what I'm telling ya'! They're eating our byte space, they're eating our servers! Some may say that I might be one of the dumbest users, maybe even the dumbest. All my friends would tell you that I'm the dumbest user, the worst user. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- OOHH SHIT! Nevermind. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:46, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: @Turb0-Sunrise: No, Category TOC is the table of contents for the category. CatBrowser is a list of all categories. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
update[edit source]
the top 10 graph 
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 20:15, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Shiiiii. Sorry. Gonna fix that by tonight. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:37, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise:
Done 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:27, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise:
Doneobs 9000bc[edit source]
why was i rollbacked? i was just adding the category --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:15, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: Sorry for not adding a reason... busy. Uh, if you read the category description... it says "only add images and templates here". 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:16, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- oh dang --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:16, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- Literally "I WAS BORN TO LEAD, NOT TO READ." 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:17, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- i can't read i'm an uncyclopedia fan --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:13, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: Uhh... you know the guy who said that is a pedo, right? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:42, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
- i can't read i'm an uncyclopedia fan --Dame Fish on skates
- Literally "I WAS BORN TO LEAD, NOT TO READ." 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:17, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
- oh dang --Dame Fish on skates
let's make a juicy deal[edit source]
so there's no war over who got admin first, if either of us gets nominated at the next VFS, we'll nominate the other. i.e if i get nominated, i'll nominate you, and vice versa. General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Can't believe we have an actual Uncyclopedian war between us. Sure, but that's because there's a 100% chance I'm nominating you for VFS. You're just a good guy man 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:47, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
gwinglebingle[edit source]
there's this neat little gadget on RDT's js file that puts a little edit count number on the top bar
$(document).ready( function () {
mw.loader.using( 'mediawiki.user', function() {
( new mw.Api() ).get( {
action: 'query',
meta: 'userinfo',
uiprop: 'editcount'
} ).done( function( result ) {
document.getElementById( 'pt-mycontris' ).append( ' (' + result.query.userinfo.editcount + ')' );
} );
} );
} );
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
- well, it's supposed to look like what it looks like in the source, but ok General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:24, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
An UnSignpost did it[edit source]
By Fish on skates
Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.
People have opinions on the Yankees
By Fish on skates
Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.
Beat a Dead Shoe contest
By Fish on skates
OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.
Injoke created and overused, setting new record
By Fish on skates
US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.
Biopic
Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.
- What is your opinion on '___ was here' part 2? — Gammakid999
- i have one, don't i?
- what's on your 2026 bingo card — Fish on skates
- i don't have one
- did you win 2025 bingo? — Gammakid999
- no
- do you the spoon? — Fish on skates
- no
From The Logs
- 04:47, 11 January 2026 Cassie (talk | contribs) huffed page User:Soviet (UN:VFD)
- 19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)
- Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)
Top VFH Competitors
- Maxipad (3/0)
- Osu! (5.499/2)
- UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute (3/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Microwave oven (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Turbs got blocked so now I have to deliver this thing. And he was also messing with the UnSignpost template so it may look weird.
Quote(s) of the Week
“Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" skates strikes again”
– Gerg
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
That's it. I'm going to say it.[edit source]
I must confess, I actually liked Tranvit's Skoda articles. Not all AI is slop, and not all slop is AI. (But wheter AI articles belong on Uncyclopedia is another subject altogether.) OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:53, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: NOOO!!!! Uh... here's an idea, if there's any you actually liked, I'll remove them from QVFD and put them on VFD to let the common mass decide. If you liked all of them... then it'd probably take eons to put them on VFD due to how cramped it is (Just increase the nom count to 30, admins!). The issue is that these are articles that only rely on the sarcastic value, and are very, and when I say this, very fucking long. I think some of them should stay on QVFD, but definitely at least one of them should be on VFD. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:02, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
another one, huh.[edit source]
you should know that i'm still better than you. 
TURB0-SUNRIS33 17:16, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Does'nt matter, my're villan arc is in full moshion! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:23, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Harry[edit source]
Well done my man. You're well on the board and on your way to climb the ranks. 32 more feature points and you'll be in the top 10. It goes faster than you'd think. Really great job this year also with your video article :) ShabiDOO 23:08, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Shabidoo: One time, on a lone Chinese farm in 500 BC, Oscar Wilde said that "the venn diagram of 'people who know mediawiki' and 'people who are funny' are two separate circles on opposite sides of the universe". And guess what? I proved 'em WRONG! I'm the CSS nerd and a pretty funny[citation needed] guy! Thus, for that statement to be true, that'd mean that I'd have to be around 880000000000000000000000 (eight hundred eighty sextillion) kilometers wide. And I'd have to write all those articles while being that long!
Seriously though, thank you bro! Special special thanks for your additions on UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute. I already have a pretty dang good idea for another article. 99% chance I'll work on it next week. (For the reason why my activity has dropped, I've been creating and coding a mod for a game. It's been taking my life, but it's almost done.) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:57, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
- new gergism just dropped --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:10, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: "Sir, a second Gergism has hit the Uncyclopedian servers" 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:11, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
- new gergism just dropped --Dame Fish on skates
Driving in my car right after an UnSignpost[edit source]
By Fish on skates
L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.
The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
By Fish on skates
MK has potatochopped a whole bunch of trading cards of active or notable Uncyclopedians to make an article that's been requested for years.
MITK song rankings still ongoing
By Fish on skates
You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?
Biopic
In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.
- what would you do if someone used Template:Welcome on your talkpage nowadays? (For no particular reason) — Gammakid999
- archibe
- how about {{Oh dear}}? would you like an oh dear? — Fish on skates
- yes
- a Template:Welcome-anon, perhaps? — Gammakid999
- gimme
- What do you think about my bot? — Soviet
- you had a bot?
- What tasks should my bot do? — Soviet
- i dunno
- Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
- yes and no at the same time
- favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
- uhh get back to me on that one
From The Logs
- 20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)
- 20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)
- 16:46, 21 January 2026 Therealcmack created page Kirkification (An author's descent into madness.)
Top VFH Competitors
- UnNews:RFK Jr. fat-shames Annoying Orange (1/2)
- Berkelium (4/0)
- Maxipad (3.5/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Osu! (7.5/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN, ARCHIBE!!!”
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:35, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
An article that is currently being made one character per edit[edit source]
Are you done making what my bot will write? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Soviet: Sorry, I've been busy... I have no idea when I'll give it to you. Probably by today though 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 13:31, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Soviet: Before I send you the text I want your bot to shit out (its a part of the Bee movie script), do you have the option to choose where the text is added? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:34, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Gergdown: Yes, I can. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:24, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Soviet: Alright, here it is:
- @Gergdown: Yes, I can. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:24, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
(Barry flies out the door)
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a newspaper)
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
(Adam gets in Barry's car)
Is that fuzz gel?
-A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)
Three days grade school,
three days high school...
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging) ARTIE:
Hi, Barry!
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going to his funeral.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the highway)
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our regular day.
I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.
(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating students)
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
9!
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)
I heard it's just orientation.
(Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically loaded into the buses)
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
(The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive complicated Honey-making machines)
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
ig automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured ate this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
EVERYONE ON BUS:
Honey!
(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back)
- Add it beneath the "Barry - I can't. I'll pick you up." line, and my life is not YOURS, but OURS! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:20, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
January 2026[edit source]
You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you disrupt Uncyclopedia. keep flooding recent changes and this is what happens TURB0-SUNRIS33 14:30, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Counter-arguement: Nah 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:19, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
boobs lol[edit source]
the chart needs to be updated TURB0-SUNRIS33 14:16, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Will occur after one Gerg work weekday 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:19, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
huya[edit source]
the fuck is the irc all about? does it open in the browser or something? i am too lazy to find out TURB0-SUNRIS33 19:38, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: What's an IRC? Is it what they play Red Dead Redemption on now? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:27, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
- it's that thing that's in Special:Webchat
TURB0-SUNRIS33 20:29, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
- it's that thing that's in Special:Webchat