User:ColonelKurtz/Noo engilsh
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noo engilsh iss teh moest noowist laehngoowihj on teh plannit eksepped maeby mokasninan
teh baesiks[edit | edit source]
noo engilsh as uhbawht rehdoosing evrythngi to itsts moest baesik proenounseeation tehre is no grahmmars teh ohtoecorruhct iss teh moest bihguhst rievuhl oof noo engilsh foour tsi seke ith to currhruhct noo engilsh. coomas and cwoetashuhn mareks r reeplaesed wthi pearrehnthuhsees (lieke thsi)
teh hissdaree[edit | edit source]
noo engilsh wuz innbentid bye phish no sgaytes n ColonelKurtz (hiz naym iss teh olnle tihng sbeled currhruhctly inn teh laengoohwihj)
wy yue shuhld speeake noo engilsh[edit | edit source]
- it ssrimpuhl ot leerahn
- u wlil b toedalleeigh lawssed iph yue dot
- mene garhrehntee ti
- mene wlil uhlsoe sui yu