User:ColonelKurtz

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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

0 seconds ago lol thats all i am revealing also I ove the smell of napalm in the morning

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The greatest scene in war movies.
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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

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Catgirls are without doubt, some of the shittiest things in all fiction. Even worse than pedophilic anime or snuff films, catgirls are a plague upon this very earth that must be killed.

now get the fuck out of here for great lulz

as long as the filthy casual keeps existing, the corporations will keep bastardizing our culture. convert them.

Missing Uncyclopedians[edit | edit source]

User:ColonelKurtz/Missing Uncyclopedians

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  • Rework and expand Stepsisbling article
  • Expand The Urantia Book
  • Write an article on Algo-speak.
  • Complete Missing Uncyclopedians (long-term project).
  • Complete The Gods of Pegana, Texarkana Murders, and Lawrence articles.