User:ColonelKurtz
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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith. |
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Fenris2010 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 months and 29 days. |
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CHARLIE DON'T SURF! |
lol thats all i am revealing also I ove the smell of napalm in the morning
Pages:
- Colonel Kurtz
- Stepsibling
- The Urantia Book
- User:ColonelKurtz/The Gods of Pegana
- User:ColonelKurtz/Lawrence of Arabia
- User:ColonelKurtz/Texarkana Murders
- The War of the Ring and its sequel As approved by historians
- User:ColonelKurtz/Kalevala
- My shitposting corner.
everything else[edit | edit source]
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
Catgirls are without doubt, some of the shittiest things in all fiction. Even worse than pedophilic anime or snuff films, catgirls are a plague upon this very earth that must be killed. how many times can I get blocked? now get the fuck out of here for great lulz
as long as the filthy casual keeps existing, the corporations will keep bastardizing our culture. convert them.
Missing Uncyclopedians[edit | edit source]
User:ColonelKurtz/Missing Uncyclopedians
2 do[edit | edit source]
- Rework and expand Stepsisbling article
- Expand The Urantia Book
- Write an article on Algo-speak.
- Complete Missing Uncyclopedians (long-term project).
- Complete The Gods of Pegana, Texarkana Murders, and Lawrence articles.
a personal message for barbielover[edit | edit source]
if you see this. I want you to know one thing: go eat shit fuckers motherfucker.
a message of Belle Delphin[edit | edit source]
get your filthy little fingers away from this site lest you poison it with sweaty neckbeard simps like you did the rest of the internet.
Rambling[edit | edit source]
these are where I ramble on about God knows what.
GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKERS