User:ColonelKurtz/Shitposting corner

ḑthis my corner because the mods have threatened to ban me if I keep creating "stupid-crap." rfiojwf hufru brb urfwubwfbwefub wbwryw iw biwefuiwefbuiwef. its also yahweh not nohweh

The Missourian Neck Stealer is a alleged serial killer who strikes whenever people stare into forests for up to 30 seconds. Everyone who does this are killed an hour later, and their necks are no where to be found. According to Snopes, the urban legend first originated in 2000, when random people started turning up dead with their necks stolen in the Mount Doom National Park. According to the accounts, almost 'supernaturally, the head had no visible damage,' and 'a autopsy shows no visible cuts.' This has led countless idiots online to presume a typical 'government is responsible'-type accusation. Nobody really knows where this guy originates from, but one popular account is that a disheveled, high-school drop out with the face of a neckbeard