User talk:ColonelKurtz

• first rule of kirtz doctrine: i have the right to edit/remove messages at will.
• second rule of kirtz doctrine: i may be an unreliable narrator at certain points
• third rule of kirtz doctrine: do not archive this. everyone should see the full history of the talk page without having to go through bullshit.

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Ok looks like i need to tell you some blatantly obvious stuff here

First of all, there is this rule on A story built one sentence at a time that explicitly forbids people from removing stuff that doesn't break the rules. This includes the planet-sized moccasins that you have removed twice now. Don't do any of that stuff.
Second of all, and this shouldn't be shocking for you to get told off on, but please don't vandalize pages. You have done that multiple times now. Next time you do anything like those two things you're getting blocked. Got it? 16:56, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Waht

You mean I can't vandalize things? – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

Yes, i mean exactly that. 17:05, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Guess I gotta wipe of the graffiti at the McDonalds now.ColonelKurtz (talk) 17:08, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Hey ColonelKurtz!

Wanna help me make an UnGame called Escape from Ojai? It’s based on the “A story built one X at a time” articles, but you can edit it as many times in a row as you want. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 01:24, 23 September 2024 (UTC) Yeah sure. ColonelKurtz (talk) 02:13, 23 September 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Dee'd

Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia!

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how DAFUQ do I add a userbox

title.ColonelKurtz (talk) 18:37, 1 October 2024 (UTC)

yur mim

hai gaiz so won tiem tere wus a gint hai gaiz so buyyyColonelKurtz (talk) 00:35, 2 October 2024 (UTC) hai gaiz so won tiem tere wus an gint stoen citty und 'n' iti tere wus un muhderher un teh muhderher sint 10-2 peepul to teh voyed so buyyy ColonelKurtz (talk) 12:16, 2 October 2024 (UTC)

ColonelKurtz an den I had an stronk triyng ta red dis n fuggen dide Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:33, 2 October 2024 (UTC)

so wuy dud yu puhl oute 'n' teh sed voyed?

ASBOWAAT, and the 2 word counterpart

You keep changing the existing text, which it states in the rule numbered 4, not to do. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:53, 14 October 2024 (UTC) Ok. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 18:20, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

The ban thing

I'm just curious. So far, you haven't really been a bad faithed user. You've used quite the edgy humor, but never pushed the boundaries to the point of breaking Uncyclopedia's policies. And now, you're asking to be banned. Why is that? DaniPine3 (talk) 20:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Ok, so if I've never broken Uncyclopedia's policies, why would the Jew jokes suddenly be offensive? You guys allowed me to get away with writing the n-word alot earlier in the story, so why is it offensive now?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 21:02, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

I think the problem is more so the repititiviness of it. Notice that originally they did too let you get away with the Jew jokes, but Alula just grew tired of it. It's true you should try to get different material that's not always Jew jokes, because you've kind of spamming them lately. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:10, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

I've a wild proposition: why don't you ban me already? I'm gonna continue with 'em. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 21:16, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

There's no need to ban you... All you have to do is be less persistent with the Jew jokes... Why are you so eager with this, when this could end in a more pacifist way? DaniPine3 (talk) 21:25, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

I don't think you understand; I said I was gonna be more persistent with the Jew jokes. That is what started this, and this is how its gonna end: either I am deprived of my Jew-jokes, or I am banned.

Why, though? It's been fun to contribute with you in the ASBOxAAT series, and you're going to end it all for this? For having the ability to keep with the Jew jokes? When there are way funnier jokes out there? I think you should reconsider... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:34, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

All is vanity. I want to get banned. Half all the articles nowadays on Uncyclopedia are complete failures by comedy standards. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 21:55, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

It's what happens when a website has been 20 years old and most people on the web haven't heard of it. But it's cool to chat with the people here. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Want me to spread the word? I'm probably going to let the other articles other than Marine Division 666 and the finished ones die. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 22:06, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

There's no need to... But well, I guess it's your articles, after all. At least the finished ones will stay...
Well, if you want to leave like this, I guess it's your choice. It was fun to edit ASBOxAAT with you- even if some of the jokes were kind of in bad taste. Guess this is a goodbye, then. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:10, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Alas! It was funTerminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 22:12, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Alas, indeed... I'm glad that at least you found it fun. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:17, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

After giving it thought, I have decided to not leave. I will not be as active as previous, however, perhaps until Christmas. Too many things are in my personal life to spend more time hear.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 02:12, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

Okay, it's good to see you'll be staying here after all. Hope you find a solution for whatever is baffling you in your personal life :] DaniPine3 (talk) 10:05, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

Your Passport application has been Approved.

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = Colonel Tony P. Kurtz Nationality = Israeli/Palestinian/Vietnamese This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

it's gonna happen

im getting banned 2nite

Whack!

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. OPOSSUM just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include a shit-ton of NIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASER

I have to mention this

I know I shouldn't bother because it's really not a big deal but, there is a difference between whose and who is/was. In your War of the Ring page, I did edit the grammar as in the sentence you used it in is incorrect; little guy whose (possessive) a descendant of short humans, whereas; a little guy who's/who was/who is a descendant is the correct grammar. https://www.grammarly.com/blog/commonly-confused-words/whos-whose/ and well, it hurts my eyes and you can call me a Grammar Nazi and all that, but I have to mention this because I feel very strongly about this as my eyes are hurting, and I could develop some kind of headache from it and that would make me sad and in pain. You understand? Nacky (talk) 13:54, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes, I understand. Edit the grammar as ye wish. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:58, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

Um, Mr. Colonel Kurtz, hi. Nice to meet you. Anyway, could I add some bits here and there in your lovely article? Just some small bits here and there? You might be able to tell that I am a huge Tolkien fan and if Lord of the Rings were some kind of degree one could hold, I would have a degree. PhD or some shit like that. Nacky (talk) 14:03, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

Edit as you wish. I think the novels are some of the best work of fantasy that has ever been made. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:06, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

Thanks! I always try to ask permission unless it's just a small edit with spelling or grammar, but if I go do more, I try to contact the author. For a long time the Trojan War page was really awful and a couple of admins even mentioned it. But I asked permission to change some things. The author never replied. So I left it for while. But it really started to bug me. Like the whole arcade game thing in Night of the Comet. I guess I focused on it too much. But I finally went in and did some edits without taking anything away from the original. I kinda wrote around it. Honestly I would have revamped that thing entirely. But it wasn't my page originally and I don't like to intrude on someone else's stuff. I did successfully re-edit Andromeda but in that instance I actually did get permission from the original author. I added much more to it than there was originally but I kept all his material in it and now, it's all good. It doesn't hurt my eyes. And while he did have pics, I made some more to add with it. It's what I do. Nacky (talk) 14:20, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

SO are you gonna add anymore stuff?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 23:23, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

I will, just been busy and then had to sleep. Nacky (talk) 23:42, 29 October 2024 (UTC)

Um, what?

What's up? It's okay to make fun of Jews. It's okay to make fun of just about anyone. But replacing pages with lame crap is just annoying. And the shit you're saying is just stupid, not even funny. MrX blow me 16:32, 31 October 2024 (UTC)

I’ve increased the block. I am willing to shorten it, even shorter than the original block perhaps, if you can explain. MrX blow me 04:45, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

Sorry I haven't responded. I thought I was also blocked from editing my talk-page. The reason why I have been vandalizing? For the lulz. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:36, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

You're cooked.

You are being investigated by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. You are under investigation for classified reasons by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. Behave yourself or else you will face federal charges and a hefty fine.

BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 06:50, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

Why not?

Why not?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:40, 12 November 2024 (UTC)

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Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. OPOSSUM just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include a shit-ton of NIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASERNIGGER KIKE WOP GREASER

Ada Ayam46 (talk) 11:22, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

@Ada Ayam46: you don't even know who this guy is, you just logged in; why are you trouting them? also how do you know who OPOSSUM is? DaniPine3 (talk) 11:41, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

What the hell happened here? Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:47, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

No idea. Some vandal named Ada Ayam46 that just logged in here started to spam weird things. It's weird how the vandal knows both about you and OPOSSUM, considering they've never been here before (at least that I know) DaniPine3 (talk) 13:48, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

It's probably an alternate account operated by some banned user. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:56, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

That's what I thought, but the user's IP is from Indonesia, and I don't remember any Indonesian being banned recently. I though it might have been Gabri the Pawed Panther at first, but not even that user was this bat fuck insane... DaniPine3 (talk) 13:59, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

He/She probably stocked Uncyclopedia for a while then. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:06, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

What do you mean by 'stocked'? You mean that they 'socked' Uncyclopedia, or were you trying to say something else? DaniPine3 (talk) 14:13, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Pardon my poor word choice, I meant stalked Uncyclopedia. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

sorry, I accidentally clicked 'rollback' and reverted your edit. It seems really strange that anyone would stalk a wiki, let alone one that only a few people know of. I can't deny, I feel kind of bad for the user because it might have been just some random kid, but there was something really suspicious about their behavior, and them saying really incoherent things and not trying to answer my questions didn't help. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:32, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Okay. WHen i'm unbanned I'm probably gonna start work on a War of the Ring article, as approved by historians, then write a Lawrence of Arabia article. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:39, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Speaking of that, why didn't you answer MrX's question? Your ban would have probably ended by now if you had... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:40, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

I did the vandalism out of impulse. But I'd rather wait out the punishment since I'll still have some editing privileges taken away. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:49, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

okay, then. I'm glad that you prefer to stay here with us. it's nice having you around here. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:52, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Sometimes I wonder if I should write my articles in this talk-page then move them when the ban is over. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:55, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

I personally wouldn't mind, but maybe you should ask MrX first, just in case... DaniPine3 (talk) 15:09, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

personally, even though i'm not blocked, i put my unfinished articles in my sandbox and separate them with title headers that say the name of the article, kinda like a storage page Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 15:13, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Okay. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 15:14, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

@Brown9622: I don't think ColonelKurtz can do that, though? He's only allowed to use his talkpage, but he can't edit nor create anything outside of that -not even his own userpage. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:17, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Anyway, I also wrote my "Recyclopedia" article in my talk page while I was self-blocked… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:19, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Okay. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 15:28, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: that was different; you weren't blocked because of violating any policy, but because you yourself asked to be blocked... my problem is that the admins might see ColonelKurtz using his talkpage as a sandbox to be a violation of his ban, which would then increase it and/or stop him from being allowed to use his talkpage. And I personally wouldn't want that happening if there's a way to avoid it. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:30, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Wasn't I blocked because I kept making stupid Jew-jokes? Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 15:32, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

@ColonelKurtz: yes, you were; and to be fair, you've been behaving good as of now, so perhaps maybe your ban should be revoked (or, at least, be less longer) by now. But I'm still new to this being an admin thing and don't want to mess things up, so I'd rather wait for MrX's veredict first. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:41, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

Okay. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 15:59, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

I might be willing to reduce the block. I was hoping for a better explanation. I might settle for an acknowledgement of the many mistakes made (Alula had tried to help too). MrX blow me 23:59, 13 November 2024 (UTC)

I acknowledge that it was incredibly petty and pretty retarded of me to do what I did. The reason why I did it was because I was reading lots of Encyclopedia Dramatica's articles so I thought their style of humor would be funny to use. And why I vandalized was also because they said I should do it. I didn't think very much about it. I was retarded back then.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 00:22, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

Alright, that works, thanks. There isn't really any type of humor or joke that is against the rules here, but a little bit too much of any one thing can get annoying. Always feel free to ask questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:25, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

Idiot Man Hell

During your block maybe you forgot this but may I refer you to HTBFANJS. Thanks and remember: You're here to build an Uncyclopedia, not an Encyclopædia! Thanks! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:23, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

Blocked again

You have been blocked from editing for a period of three days for creating really stupid crap. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop creating really stupid crap. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 01:53, 17 November 2024 (UTC)

Hey man that's nice.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:20, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

I can smell the sarcasm from here...
Hey, I'm sorry you got blocked for a second time; but it's true you have a weird tendency to create really small articles that you don't expand afterwards. My suggestion is that you use your sandbox for that kind of stuff. Luckily for you, this time you only got blocked for three days, so you'll be unblocked in no time. DaniPine3 (talk) 13:25, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

That's nice.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:30, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

I translated the War of the Ring article into 1337 speak.

its true. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 16:38, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

Trump won!

OH YEAH LETS GO BABY – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

hello

DaniPine3 can you terminate the sub-pages Texarkana Murders and Church of Tolkien? I do not think they have any potential to be a decent article.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 15:06, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

Chill dude

Dude, you need to chill out with the spamming and stuff WPBS (talk) 02:12, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Okay. Thats nice.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 02:41, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

You got discord man? I think I got some funny (and legal) ideas you might like :) I can share them with you there, I just don't want to say anything on here and let shit hit the fan, so it's better we keep it off the record and outside of Uncyclopedia if yk what I mean. WPBS (talk) 02:47, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

My discord name is HeSayWhat exactly as spelled. I don't know if you can contact me without going to one of the servers I am apart of, but alas, send them away. If the former turns out to be true, join the One Ring Forum's discord server. I'm part of them.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 02:50, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Added! if not, also join the Uncyclopedia server. WPBS (talk)

Okay. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 03:02, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Yo so I'm at school rn, and can't use Discord for the next couple of hours, I'll hit you up when I get home. WPBS (talk) 13:15, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Okay.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:22, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

This article exists.

do we really need a one liner for this page Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:01, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Yes. MrX blow me 17:02, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

I assure you it is absolutely necessary, Mr. Brown.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:03, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Well, actually we already do have This Page Does Exist... MrX blow me 17:04, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Make my article a redirect to that one.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:05, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

so the article saying it DOESN'T exist is an entire essay on why it doesn't exist, whereas this article straight up admits it and leaves Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:05, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Mr. Brown sir, do I really need to expand on the obvious punchline? I feel like making it essay-length would ruin it.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:06, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

average TPDNE conspiracist vs average TAE enjoyer Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:07, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Okay.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:08, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

I'm leaving.

I has come to the realization that my heart isn't in this anymore.

Thanks you guys for all your time, but I realized I had more important things to do.

Sadly, I do not think I will be returning.

Anyways.

January, when it cames, I will be leaving permanently. truly the Colonel's command has been terminated.

On it, I may come back every once in a while/

Kones don't bite them.

EEEEEEE. One more thing, its a joke. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

well, I'm glad to hear you liked it being here... hold on, what are you saying it's a joke exactly? the 'don't bite them' phrase, or the fact the you're leaving? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:01, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

I'm joking about the fact that many people say they are leaving the internet forever, then hop-on a few days later.I'm not leaving. If I was, it would be a much more solemn tone.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:29, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

o. I'm glad you're not leaving, then. 👍 DaniPine3 (talk) 17:40, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

My head hurts from reading all that. But he can't leave! We're supposed to make fun of things around here. And I may need his help with some minor items. There's a palantir to go bowling with. Stuff like that. Nacky (talk) 19:44, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

Is it with extreme prejudice? BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 23:28, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

Yes. Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 23:46, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

Redirects

Dude, for the love of god please stop writing stuff in redirects, nobody is gonna see it, and it just looks plain bad, also I don't think you're even supposed to do that... WPBS (ping for response) (talk) 18:50, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

Let's analyze your message. You claim that I am writing text in redirects when I shouldn't do it. You claim it for "the love of god" and that also "it looks bad." I don't know whether you have been taking your schizophrenia pills, but I am not doing it. This clearly resembles a desperate, psychotic attempt to push someone down because its "for the lulz". Furthermore, you claim that "Wikipedia Be Sucking," which is not true, since you wikipedia's dick. Thanks, have a nice day.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 18:53, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

are you sure he is the one here that hasn't been taking their schizophrenia pills? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:55, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

I am quite sure of the obvious effects of the opposite awnser to "no".Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 18:56, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

Yo, you good bro? I didn't say anything that bad, it's just that you've done it quite a few times and they have been reverted, so I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and thought you would take a hint from the reversions, but you did it again, so I had to tell you not to do that explicitly. If you don't like it when people disagree with you, I don't think you should be on a wiki project, where collaboration is key. Also it's fairly obvious I despise the way Wikipedia is run, and fwiw, whenever I've mentioned it here, I've always complained about how its run. WPBS (ping for response) (talk) 19:03, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

It is very obvious that the user here claims to be thinking that reverting one edit will somehow make the other user learn a stupid moral lesson, obliviously unaware that "fwiw" is a very nonsensical phrase. This phrase takes the following words: "wi","fif,"fjfj", andf fkfk"". this clearlyy implies that the user has a very timid and questionable grasp on English language grammar. It also implies that Wikipedia Be Sucking is attempting to deny the fact taht he sucks wikipedia's dick, a fact most obvious to the bright-eyed.Thanks, have a nice day.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 19:07, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@Wikipedia Be Sucking: I'm pretty sure 'Wikipedia sucks' is a take that most Uncyclopedians agree with. As for ColonelKurtz, I'm very certain he's just trolling. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:12, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

I invoke Poe's Law.– Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

I invoke the unsigned template. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:19, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

I invoke lern 2 English properly.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 19:20, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

I invoke changing the typo so that it's proper English. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:22, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

I invoke my latest attempt at a forced in-jpke. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

@DaniPine3: yeah, I'm embarrassed I didn't catch that at first lmao. WPBS (ping for response) (talk) 20:27, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@Wikipedia Be Sucking: eh, it's okay. DaniPine3 (talk) 20:30, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

Nah it'll be fine.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:21, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

WPBS cannot suck Wikipedia's dick, wikipedia don't have one. You see, if you visit a site called "wikibooks", or "wiktionary" or "wikimedia commons" or literally any sister project of Wikipedia, wikipedia is not listed in it's own section as a "brother" project. No, it is in a section labeled "other sister projects." Just a nitpick I have about your arguments here. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 04:32, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

Blocked yet again

I've blocked you for a week. I've left you talk page access so you can appeal the block if you'd like, but I recommend you not take the hard attitude you took when Wikipedia Be Sucking asked you to stop writing stuff in redirects. You need to learn to take constructive criticism better. Furthermore, you claimed that you weren't doing it even though you very clearly were doing it. Here is the most recent time you did it. MrX blow me 16:07, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

Okay. I has a question: how many times has I been blocked?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 16:20, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

And you criticize other people for their English language mistakes... This is the seventh time you've been blocked in less than two months. MrX blow me 17:39, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

Also my bad, it's the sixth time you've been blocked. MrX blow me 20:27, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

Lern 2 English properly.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 19:05, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

Many big sorries Kurtz, but you're english'sn't have enough properly. Learn the speak more gooderly! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 19:09, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

Fortunately'n't, it seem'n't you has an correctview-english.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 19:28, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

Hey Colonel, why you gotta be like this? BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 20:13, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

Because me will do mind-feels.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:33, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

the truth

Today I finally realize the truth. the truth that we all long dread, but must inevitably face. Uncyclopedia is run by a vast, intergovernmental organization, bent on destroying all concepts that do not bend to its will. It is a front design that manipulate people into sharing the same, mindless opinions that the mass of libtards do. A mass-drooling, unthinking piece of the latest in governmental technology. Slowly it creeps its way into internet culture, intent on destroying all concepts until that which Uncyclopedia slang is used by the mass, dullard idiots. I has evidence: one time I was going through the talk-page, and one of the posts was signed "CIA GOVERNMENT AGENT." Its true.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 13:48, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

But what about me? I just riff the movies and use literature as fodder for my personal amusement and entertainment. I saw a CIA shill here once, he tried to bamboozle me, with bamboo! So I gathered him up in a wheelbarrow and pushed him into the gaping maw of the Grotesque Gator of Chaos and that was the last time anyone ever heard of him. And please don't be mad at Mr. X for doing his job. He's not paid to be bothered with admin duties, and nobody here is, so it's a really bad government. I know it could be worse. We could all be on the good ship Lollipop. Listening to that song over and over again. Or being forced to sing and dance that little number called Lollipop Guild. Which either one of those scenarios would put us in the hospital. Where they kill us. Then we're all dead! And we don't need that. Do we? Nacky (talk) 14:48, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

Blocked a little more

If you're gonna tell us to go eat shit, then you can stay blocked a little longer. You're lucky I only added a week. Merry Christmas. I've also removed your talk page access for obvious reasons. Seriously, stop adding such annoyingly large text. MrX blow me 22:26, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

@MrX: I think he's just trolling... I think. ColonelKurtz is one of those agent of chaos that one never knows what its true intenions are; probably one of the best examples of Poe's Law. That said, he should've known that saying 'go eat shit mods' in really big letters wouldn't get him anything good... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:37, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

I didn't take it personally. Hopefully he gets the message. MrX blow me 00:17, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

Looks like I won't ever be coming back

So long motherfuckers.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:24, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

Mr. X I don't think you understand what me or OPOSSUM is saying. Spamming Brainrot memes all over the damn place ain't going to make it funny unless you engage in mental gymnastics. So what if people speak 1337? I have yet to find someone (besides me) who still speaks l33t language. You would be absolutely right if I made an article that just spammed "1337 HAXXOR" over and over again. But I digress. As for the claim that I contradict myself, posited by DaniPine. Your right. That one incident was when MR. X mentioned that they already had a page with the same concept, ( This Page Does Exist ) on this very page, so hence why I suggested it be made a redirect to said page. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

! 5p33|< 5up3[ 1337 5p33|<!!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 04:43, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

I don't think you understand that UnNews:CEO OF THE OHIO STATE WIN SKIBIDI SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RIZZ isn't just "spamming brainrot memes all over the damn place", it's a funny take on the recent national championship as well as Ohio State and Notre Dame's football programs and their histories. Sports fans get it. Meanwhile, But mom i didnt do it is just spamming brainrot (or otherwise stupid crap) all over the damn place. MrX blow me 15:05, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

Hey, I didn't think that But mom i didnt do it was that good either. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 17:53, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

Mr. X that article is just the same five fucking brainrot words. How the hell wasn't it terminated? Am I supposed to kill all sense of humor in myself and become one with the brainrotted child? I want you to honestly read through the article and tell me you find it funny. This is why modern MST and Saturday Night Live aren't funny anymore. All they do is scream like little children and expect everyone to find it funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

ColonelKurtz, which one are you talking about? Because everything you are saying directly applies to But mom i didnt do it, but it barely applies to UnNews:CEO OF THE OHIO STATE WIN SKIBIDI SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RIZZ. I'm guessing you don't understand the sports references. I honestly find it hilarious that you're essentially asking for your own article(s) to be terminated. BTW, you're still welcome to continue writing and editing after your block expires. MrX blow me 20:00, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

Okay. MR. X. You said that we already had an article that simply stated that it existed. The joke really works once. As for which one I'm talking about, I'm talking about the UnNews article. The block is three months. I'll be surprised if I still remember this site when May rolls around. Terminated. (talk) 20:51, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

{{Unsigned| -- Oh wait nvm you did sign. Also, you said you were never coming back. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:37, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

well, if he's not coming back, I guess this is an adieu... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:32, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

Yikes, did my intentionally shitty article just cause this guy to ragequit? Jeez.. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:35, 2 February 2025 (UTC)

Don't feel bad, feel good. Clearly they didn't deserve to be here. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:19, 3 February 2025 (UTC)

Hey, I like Kurtz. He was the first guy I recruited to edit the original Escape from Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 23:44, 3 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I can't deny, despite being rather chaotic and edgy, Kurtz seemed like a nice fella. It was fun to be around him, even if he sometimes overdid the edgy jokes and was in the side of Goatse. Perhaps one day we might seem the guy again around here... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:02, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Well, I was also on the side of Goatse… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:04, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: but you signed the truece with the lesbians, so you're okay. Kurtz, on the other hand, rapantly destroyed the truce... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:07, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Holy fuck, I'm the only member of Team Goatse who's still active. I haven't heard from Squaw Dee or Jackson lately, and Kurtz is blocked… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:09, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: that would mean, that if I were to break the truce, you wouldn't have anybody to back you up... and the lesbians shall win! >:] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:13, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

wuts up retards

i've been over at wikipedia vandalizing it because i'm bored and wikipedia is the worst source on the internet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/136.32.118.64 Terminated. (talk)

I would have reverted your edits, but somebody else got to you first. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:27, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

HA HA! You got blocked! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:44, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

Panther? Kurtz? Squaw Dee? Fenris? Hey, the 2024 gang's back together! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:25, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

the one who's still missing is that guy who had Arabic in the username... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:27, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

Not to "ackchyually", but I Looked his username up and his username is actually in a language called Malayalam. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:30, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

a. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:40, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

Welcome back Kurtz!

I hope that you eventually discover this comment, I really do miss you. PRAISE KIRK JOHNSON. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:50, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Face it man, he is not ever coming back.136.32.118.64 (talk) 20:24, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

hi colonelkurtz 21:57, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

He's baaack OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 16:44, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

YOU.

@ColonelKurtz: What you posted on my talkpage - with no explanation or clarification - was really rude. I don't understand what you mean by king of the retards. What did I do to offend you? talk 18:20, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

I am based.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 18:20, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

TESTING

[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif]] (talk) 20:08, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

bro, just copy this code: [[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) It should preview like this: (talk)
talk 02:26, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

it doesnt work[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 12:47, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

wow

i got blocked another victory for the mad colonel[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 01:24, 27 May 2025 (UTC)

please extend my block to infinity I have accomplished the one gaol I have[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 13:32, 27 May 2025 (UTC)

plz extend 2 infinity[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 14:23, 27 May 2025 (UTC)

make me mad admin

plz[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 17:55, 28 May 2025 (UTC)

Please check your signature

Just a reminder, your signature is not displayed normally. You can go to Special:Preferences and there is an option "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link to your user page)" under Signature. After checking and saving, the Signature will be displayed normally. Good luck! 08:53, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

In addition, the size of the photo in your Signature exceeds 25px, This is not allowed, please reduce it to 25px or smaller, thank you! 08:57, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

@C780178: considering what the image in Kurz's signature is, I think I prefer his signature to stay that way... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:11, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

I agree with your opinion, but I am just reminding him. It is up to him whether to change the signature or not... 09:50, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

Ok. just woke up.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 11:26, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

Well, the image in my signature is taller than 25px, and so is Alula's Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:57, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I'd argue that in this wiki, moderation is more chill regarding signatures than in Wikipedia. as long as it's not too big or distracting, I'm pretty sure they're permitted. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:03, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

TESTING (talk) 14:34, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

Dumb question (you don't have to answer) but why is Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket blowing his brains out your avatar of choice? Just morbidly curious :) OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:21, 1 June 2025 (UTC)

why not?01:35, 1 June 2025 (UTC)

Le wahle

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. OPOSSUM just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include continuing to make a shit ton of crappy stub articles, only for Danny Pino IIIrd to turn such stubs into redirects.

y diid yu puht an wahle o-n m3? (talk) 14:32, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

B3coeuze ı KAN Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:33, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

dat dunt jhustifie enhything balz (talk) 14:34, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

Yndede! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:36, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

TESTING BALLZ

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: ColonelKurtz wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: penis.

Speedrun ban

can I claim world record

Uncyclopedia ban speedrun? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:11, 28 August 2025 (UTC)

SIR YEES SIR (talk) 16:11, 28 August 2025 (UTC)

Good luck mah man Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:17, 28 August 2025 (UTC)

S I R Y E S S I R (talk) 16:41, 28 August 2025 (UTC)

my days of spamming crappy ip-tier crap is over (talk) 17:24, 28 August 2025 (UTC)

bhkadfsf

gentuhlmehn, it cuhms to mie uhttenshuhn that I still are not have ban. if not ban me I vandalize things. (talk) 18:54, 29 August 2025 (UTC)

meh guahed seaaher, yuah weyarh bahehannaed fowavar 15 fhoawuars. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:03, 29 August 2025 (UTC)

gentuhlmeghn, I wuas baned 4 fifteene minihts tahts no fowevar (talk) 19:05, 29 August 2025 (UTC)

??

why are you making so many useless pages with either gibberish or gibberish 2: electric bungaloo?? like, they're gonna get huffed anyways.. yours truly, Fuckinging :3 15:37, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

gentlemen, you will say that i am making gibberish, but i will say: it is on my quest to get banned. do you think i would give up at the first roadblock, nay! i would not! thus continues my quest. if you allow me to do it, i shall be out in less than a day. you would say why; i will say why not. (talk) 15:41, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

What

What the fuck is a wanker (talk) 20:08, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

British slang for someone who masturbates. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:52, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

okay. (talk) 15:02, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

Your ban speedrun time was:

4 days, 3 hours, and 9 minutes. I wonder if I can beat it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:38, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

yeyeyeeyyeeyye hahahah

gentuhlmehn, I'm ahm bahk, muhtherfuhkers (talk) 15:49, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

alhso, im ahm introedoosing uh nooh dohctrin: i hav teh righet 2 reemoov/ediht ennee commint taht i doo noht liek (talk) 15:54, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Alas

the mad Colonel is back. Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 16:01, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck did you change this to say, you little pisswagon? Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 18:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

are you jealous of me (talk) 18:40, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

no Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 20:01, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

tesiting

13:29, 3 October 2025 (UTC) User talk:ColonelKurtz 16:50, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

Blocked for not long enough

Wtf is your problem? Why do you frequently create a stuuupid page and then immediately QVFD it?

More importantly, NO, you do not have the right to edit other people's talk page messages, even on your own talk page. You may remove other people's messages, usually, with some restrictions in certain situations. But you may NEVER edit someone else's messages EVER. Is 3 months enough? Do you want more? Should I just go indef at this point? MrX blow me 20:05, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

Just under an hour left in your block

hi Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:05, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: it's very likely he ain't coming back. that's what he said last time, at least. he was more of an ED guy anyways. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:23, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: i shall prove you wrong maybe Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:26, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

he said that last january too 19:33, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Holy shit, you're actually back!

Didn't expect you'd still be around here. In any case, welcome back, Kurtz. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:32, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: i fuckin' told you! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:32, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: you indeed did tell me, Mr. Sunrise. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:42, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

if any of you edit this page i will shit my pants User talk:ColonelKurtz 00:10, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

alright Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:13, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

ah shit User talk:ColonelKurtz 00:15, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

anyways how's it goin Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:16, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

i started readijng gene4 wolfe. expect an article about him sometimes in the nexrt wieek. also i started house of chains the fourth voluime in the malazan sderies User talk:ColonelKurtz 00:18, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

and you still can't spell apparently Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:19, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

wuht mene ie stilel catn splel propertily? me stlil hasv noarmil enlgish User talk:ColonelKurtz 00:22, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

leren 2wo enffgless prghoghpejhrltly Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:45, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

nonononononoon ememememem w1l n0 l34rn 2 3ngl15h User talk:ColonelKurtz 00:47, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

no way the kernel's back --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:57, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Your talk page

Welcome back. Please change the color scheme or something on your talk page so that it is more easily legible. Thank you. MrX blow me 18:16, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Lol looks like you were about to do it anyway. Thanks. MrX blow me 18:18, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

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okay. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 20:10, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 03:00, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

question

how many times have I been blocked and who on Uncyclopedia runs the record for most blocked? Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 15:13, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

uhh i don't know about you, but either Codiene or Lyrithya holds the record. General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:17, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

I wanna be remembered as the man who has been blocked the most amount of times in Uncyclopedia. No one will care. I don't care about their lack of caring. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 15:18, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Codeine is Codeine!!! Obviously not Codiene!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0.--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:42, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

codeine has been blocked 36 times and you have been blocked 10 times. rookie numbers compared to Lyrithya's 146 blocks --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:03, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

i meant Cajek General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:04, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

ok yeah that guy's been blocked 242 times --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:29, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

I have been blocked 11 times, only 232 more to go! Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 18:14, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

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You know if you say my name 3 times it summons me, yeah? Like Candyman, only with nicer hands and fewer bees. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 22:55, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

testing

Oh, trumpy, you can do stupid things! 19:50, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

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Useless Gobshite of the Month January 2026 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:59, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

gentlemen, it is with great humblery and perfect track record that I, Colonel Walter Edward Kurtz, accept this award and plaster it on my user page.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 00:00, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

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Happy UGOTY Nom. Sadly there is no template for it... unless you want me to make one! :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:27, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

ye sure make a templateOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:28, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Nevermind I found this:

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20:15, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

okay – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

yeah – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fish on skates (talk • contribs) 17:00, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

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— L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:32, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Kurtz was a grue all along --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:33, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of indefinite for repeated creation of garbage pages, spamming discussions with gibberish/irrelevant messages, generally just being a dick, etc.. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop repeated creation of garbage pages, spamming discussions with gibberish/irrelevant messages, generally just being a dick, etc.. Thaaanks! -- 20:24, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: does that mean the gibberish against vote on that VFH is null? or any of the VFD ones? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:25, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

no, if there's any gibberish then just go hide it 20:26, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@alula: honestly I don't see what's wrong of Kurtz's nonsensical gibberish. This is a satirical wiki, after all 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:33, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Thinking an infinite ban is a bit harsh. When I was annoying I was given a 24 hour ban. (yes, a real non-joke ban.) I know he was banned multiple times before. Maybe 5 months? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:36, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Should I replace his User page with the template? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:38, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

i didn't ban him for being annoying, i banned him for repeatedly creating intentionally awful pages, spamming gibberish and irrelevant messages everywhere and generally being a dick. he's been blocked for pretty much all of this numerous times before (as much as three months, in fact), and i don't see how another non-indefinite one is gonna get him to realize that he can't be doing any of this stuff on here. 20:44, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@alula: I get he's a bit, eh, special, but I don't see how his edits so far justify something as severe as an indefinitive block (even if he's been banned before for the same thing). I agree with L10nM4st3r's idea of a 5-month block. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:48, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

I concur with 5 months. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:49, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Whats going on over here?? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:08, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: alula blocked colonelkurtz initely 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:19, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Anyone thinking a months-long ban will work and/or is justified needs to look at ColonelKurtz's block log. MrX blow me 21:44, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Oh, kurtz... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:09, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Finally, the Colonel was terminated with extreme prejudice. About time. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 00:15, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

What the heck is going on with Alula, first they arbitrarily removed a bunch of my edits and they've been on a power trip ever since Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 02:18, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I think it was funny for a bit, but it really got out of control. I wasn't around for the previous banning(s) of Kurtz, but I'm not particularly shocked now. Seems harsh, but broski was at it for WEEKS being unhinged, and the constant making of pointless gibberish pages was a bit much. Uncyclopedia asks us to keep pages like that in our user spaces, but something tells me the HTBFANJS page was never read. His block log looks like a COD killstreak!!! I don't see Alula abusing any power (that I can tell), all the stuff I've seen recently was her dealing with all the new users constantly making really shitty short pages every few hours and getting quick ICUs and huffs... whiiiich were all deserved. Idk about the edit removals, probably should directly talk to her about that, surely she had a good reason because she's always been super friendly and reasonable...? M K 02:30, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I was around the time before this time when he got blocked, and it hasn't changed a single bit. He got a micron better, maybe. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 02:32, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: There's been a fair bit of unreasonable-ness regarding AI-generated contributions, to say the least. On top of that there's been random removals all over the place over the last few days, now this. To me it just seems like powertripping Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 02:35, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

IMO AI-generated images are fine, but when there's a replacement that's reasonable and looks okay enough, then the AI image should be replaced. Unused AI images should also be removed, though we should always double check if they're being offseted. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:45, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: If only Alula actually followed those rules instead of saying 'eww AI lol' and arbitrarily removing things without even replacing them.
In any case whenever I've used AI there's not a suitable real-world replacement Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 02:48, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

ahhhh ok ok I did hear some AI arguments going on, but didn't think much of it. Not a fan of the weak arguments for removal in that case, that seems a bit judgemental. My own view is that it can be VERY helpful, but only as a tool to help, not a be-all end-all like it tends to be here. Giving it the green light to AI as acceptable or normal on here is a tricky deal, because then people are going to start spamming out pages and images with zero effort, and that's just a sad thought. Already so many pages that are clearly copy-pasted from ChatGPT, with all the "**", "--", and "##" still in them, and the obviously AI editied images are a sorry sight. The natural creativity on here, for good or bad, is what makes it so fun. Like the Incredibles: "when everyone is a 'perfect writer, then nobody is a good writer". The weirdness and lack of perfecion on here is what makes uncyclopedia what it is. M K 02:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: Yeah I've had this discussion. All I've wanted is a reasonable overview of my ai edits, seeing them at face value for how they look (I've always done high quality, detailed stuff). Doesn't seem to matter to Alula, or some others Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 02:54, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

i am sorry to hear that, that's probably very frustrating. well, if you have any images you like and don't want huffed, feel free to send them my way and I'll shop them up. I LOVE PHOTOSHOPPPPPPPP M K 02:57, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: Will do! :) Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 02:58, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Deleting AI images for being AI is like making a food market suddenly throw out all its genetically-modified vegetables for being GMO. At least you could get the market to stop importing GMO first, rather than making it arbitrarily destroy a good chunk of its own existing stock. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 03:02, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I might not have said anything had I not spent the last year and a half fighting unfair removals, that continues to this day Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 03:05, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

AI images are fine. AI text is not. See UN:AI. Also, Noopnurf, what are these ongoing unfair removals you speak of? MrX blow me 16:27, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: I've basically been fending off continual removals and refusals regarding AI images from Alula and a few others (not AI text) for over a year, with the last removal being a few days ago. I've put some of the details here.
The attitude I've had from Alula and others has basically been 'eww AI nuke it' even when the submissions themselves are decent and no non-ai substitution is better. In some cases Alula has removed things arbitrarily without replacing them, and because they're an Admin I'm told not to interject even though their actions are against Uncyclopedia's own rules concerning AI.

I suggested a Christmas logo and it was immediately rejected by Alula without any consideration purely because it was AI. All I expected was reasonable discussion, instead I got unexpected ridicule.

I had a continual back-and-forth with Donutpedia.png which culminated in DaniPine3 forcibly renaming it to something personal (Noopnurf's Donutpedia) resulting in it basically being buried from the list of Uncyclopedia logos + it was stripped of use from all pages (I had to manually re-add them). I appealed to Alula and got no reply.

A few days ago Alula removed my Breadlogo.png submission from the Bread page because 'it wasn't needed' but I do not trust this, given the level of antagonistic behaviour over any and all of my AI submissions.

I've had instances of images being removed from pages and then immediately being huffed 'because they weren't used'.

These are just some of the problems I've had with some users here concerning AI. I honestly wouldn't have made a fuss about this, but seeing as they want to be like this, I have no other choice.

I only expect 3 things:

1. Reasonable, fair discussions + actions over AI contributions, like you would any other image, not just 'f**k AI' and a removal

2. Good submissions to be left alone

3. Unfairly removed images like Breadlogo.png to be put back

Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 16:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

K that page doesn’t list any of the specific diffs I need. As for the bread logo, I saw it, I liked it, but I agree that we don’t want to start making new logos for every single article. I’m sure that bread logo/pic would be fine to use if you find a good spot for it. Put it in your sandbox if you like. As for the rest, please provide diffs of this. If you are indeed being unfairly treated, then I want to help. MrX blow me 17:08, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: I've provided more than enough information and the diffs are publicly available. With all due respect if you're going to start this conversation with 'I agree with Alula' then I doubt you're here to help - and there's not much point in digging through all the diffs, is there.
I also take issue with the continual suggestions that if I don't like what's going on here, I can put photos on my own userpage, isolated from the rest of Uncyclopedia. That's just not good enough. You don't tell someone getting shouted down to retreat. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 17:12, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

And if your attitude is “everyone is out to get me, trust me, it’s happening, go find the evidence yourself”, then at the very least you’ll have to give me some time to dig up said evidence, if it exists. I said I agreed with Alula about one thing. I also said that if what you’re saying is happening to you truly is happening to you, then I want to help. But how can I even revert Alula’s (or anyone else’s) edits if I don’t know which edits you’re talking about? Again, you haven’t provided anything specific. MrX blow me 18:00, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

And I meant that you can put a pic in your user space to avoid deletion until you find a good main space spot for it. That bread pic would probably be fine somewhere in the bread article. MrX blow me 18:01, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: Here's a discussion Noopnurf had on Alula's talk page. I'm gonna send some diffs really quick. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:08, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

K thanks. I have hacked up Ukrainium. There was no reason for that to be deleted. I will try to do more later. MrX blow me 18:16, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: I wouldn't call it that "everyone is out to get" Noopnurf; more so that he got in a dispute with Fish on skates, who was trying to replace his AI-images with non-AI ones. On one side, sure, Noopnurf had a reason to get annoyed by seing his contributions being replaced; but on the other side, it's not like Fish broke any policies. I have to admit tho, despite trying to be as objective here as I can, I personally am not much fan of generative AI and prefer articles to not have many of those. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:55, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: I expect a basic level of professionalism in these discussions. Exaggerating my statements and dismissing the evidence I have already compiled is neither productive nor fair. I stand by what I have already provided. I won't be repeating the labor of continuously compiling logs just to defend against bad-faith summaries of my position. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 19:20, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Noopnurf: Did you uh... mean to ping Dani? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:06, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Nope, I was addressing an earlier comment by MrX Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 20:09, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Well I guess my brain is a size of a raisin! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:15, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

It's like some kind of.. raisin brain guy --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:51, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: is that supposed to be a reference to something? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:57, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

it's a gergdown reference 21:38, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Noopnurf do you realize how difficult you’re making it to help you? I completely agree that some editors went overboard with getting File:Ukrainium removed and huffed. What are the other images/articles? MrX blow me 14:52, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: The difficulty here isn't coming from me; it's coming from a culture that endorses the blind reversion/rejection of AI contributions. I appreciate you admitting that editors went overboard, but treating this as an isolated mistake ignores the reality of the last year.

You're asking what the other images and articles are, which tells me you haven't read the detailed account I already provided in the Great AI Conflict of the 2020s - the information you are asking for is already there, and diff logs for each image are publicly available.

Beyond that, you're missing the bigger picture. I have laid out three distinct requirements, and restoring a few files is only a fraction of it:

1. End the reflex removals: Treat AI contributions with the same fair discussion and policy-based action as any other edit, rather than the current 'f**k AI' standard.

2. Stop harassing good submissions: If an image meets criteria, leave it alone.

3. Restore wrongfully deleted files: Again, this is only one expectation. Breadlogo.png not being restored means not even a single requirement has been properly addressed.

Repeatedly requesting data that is already public, while simultaneously refusing to address it, creates the exact 'difficulty' you are complaining about. The ball is in your court to read it.

Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 15:43, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

This is probably just adding fuel to the fire, but here's what I think the policy should be:

• No rules against creating AI images, but they should be used within, say, 48 hours from creation
• If a better image can be found, use it, but keep the original AI image around for maybe a month(?) for author preference
• No AI articles. Most of the time the writing isn't funny.

TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:48, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

IMO AI images in the mainspace can be used, but they can be swapped/deleted ONLY if the original creator of the image concurs. If the creator has left the website, then swap/delete the images as you want. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:52, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

See Turb0 and Gergdown have the right idea.

• If an AI image is uploaded and not used within a reasonable amount of time, huff it (should deal with spam)
  
• If a better image can be found, use it. But don't start a flame war, because whether or not the real image is 'better' is subjective. AI images that are very obviously high quality should be considered at face value rather than dismissing it completely because it's AI.

(A good example is 'Donutpedia.png' versus 'Noopnurf's Donutpedia.png'. 'Noopnurf's Donutpedia.png' is AI generated but holds close to the Uncyclopedia logo, it is higher resolution, and more detailed, whereas 'Donutpedia.png' might be real but it's lower quality and doesn't look like Uncyclopedia's logo. If a real photograph can't do what the AI image has done, it's not a viable replacement)

• AI-composed articles aren't funny. It's okay to write things yourself and have AI assist, but the whole thing shouldn't be only AI (perhaps with the exception of articles that are meant to be about AI).
  
• AI images uploaded by someone is fair-game if the user's gone.
  

Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 15:55, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Noopnurf, Great AI Conflict of the 2020s claims that harassment occurred but doesn’t provide any diffs. It shows a short list of AI images, that tells me what articles they are currently in, but it tells me nothing about which articles they were removed from. You shouldn’t expect anyone to comb through the tens of thousands of edits made by the various relevant editors here. Since you are the one bringing this matter up, it would be much quicker and easier for you to provide diffs. This is a classic Russell’s Teapot.

In any case, people, everyone calm down about AI images. They’re fine. If you think that a particular section of an article doesn’t need an image or could use a better image, great, have that discussion. Noopnurf, next time you have an issue with any editor(s), feel free to bring it to me or anyone, but be prepared to simply provide diffs (and I can show you how to do that, we all had no idea what that meant at one point), because again, Russell’s Teapot. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:25, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: This isn’t Russell’s Teapot. This is Sealioning. I’ve provided the proof. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 18:51, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Noopnurf, no, this isn’t sealioning. Yes, this is Russell's Teapot. You say things like “ instances of images being removed from pages and then immediately being huffed”, then what? I’m supposed to magically guess which images were huffed and which pages they were removed from? Wouldn’t it be sooooooooo much quicker and easier for you to just tell me? Gergdown did that, and I immediately hacked up one of your images for you. You’re welcome. MrX blow me 23:49, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Unrelated Comment Uhhhh, guys... I feel like we should move this conversation over to a forum or something. I dont want kurtz talk page to be longer then it should be!! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 16:26, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

@Noopnurf: I hope you don't mind if I hop into this conversation a little bit more, but the whole "it's coming from a culture that endorses the blind reversion/rejection of AI contributions" sounded kinda pretentious. this is just a strife you're having with some other users in the wiki for having clashing points of view, and you're making it sound like it's some sort of witch hunt. I get it might be annoying to have other users reverting your contributions, but the way you're framing things is really odd and I'd argue doesn't help your case that much. also GlitchyZorua is right, this might not be the best place to discuss this 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:29, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

also while I'm at it I'd argue that your Great AI Conflict of the 2020s is a bit vanity-ish. for the most part it's not that bad but the infobox part only tells of stuff that has been going on in Uncyclopedia when the rest of the article seems to be about more general stuff. that might need to be changed. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:32, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: The only reason the Great AI Conflict of the 2020s goes into more general points about AI is my attempt to keep things fair and non-egotistical. I could’ve just as easily made the entire article all about me, but that would be actually egotistical.

To call my grammar pretentious is interesting. Are you a child Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 18:32, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

He wasn’t calling your grammar pretentious. It’s your attitude of expecting professionalism and then refusing to provide diffs. MrX blow me 18:37, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: He literally called out my grammar. Quit gaslighting and do your job Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 18:43, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Hey. Cool it. Remember that I came into this thing to help you. Don’t falsely accuse me of gaslighting. If he truly called out your grammar, then I am sorry I missed it. I will look again on this page. If it is somewhere else, please show me. But Dani is not the only one who finds your attitude pretentious. MrX blow me 18:48, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Guys, can we chill for a bit? I'll go find some evidence (I SWEAR IT HAPPENED! I DON'T HAVE THE MANDELA EFFECT!), but I think it'll make more sense to move this conversation to... a forum, or something. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:49, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

I agree. We should move this to a forum; this discussion is getting really long. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 18:51, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Poor kurtz, let a man (or child, or manchild) rest in peace! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:14, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

@MrX: and the rest of us: I put some evidence on this forum right-eo here. We should discuss about the future of this policy. Maybe even vote if this gets a bit tense! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:29, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

Hey @Noopnurf:, tone it the fuck down. For someone who talks a lot about professionalism you are extremely uncooperative, disrespectful, and pretentious. If you would cooperate MrX could do what needs to be done but you're making it very difficult. This is not helping your case at all. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 23:00, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

stop beating a dead horse.

ok, you know what. just @MrX: can you Lock. the talk page from now on? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:06, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

I love beating dead horses! It's my pass time when I have nothing else to do! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:10, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

I'm not MrX but uhhhh no, not really. I never blocked Kurtz's talk page access, and i don't think we should indirectly remove it just because everyone else is having a completely irrelevant discussion on it. 23:16, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:34, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

I second that, Alula. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 02:55, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Fiiiine GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:04, 17 February 2026 (UTC)