User talk:ColonelKurtz
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Ok looks like i need to tell you some blatantly obvious stuff here[edit source]
First of all, there is this rule on A story built one sentence at a time that explicitly forbids people from removing stuff that doesn't break the rules. This includes the planet-sized moccasins that you have removed twice now. Don't do any of that stuff.
Second of all, and this shouldn't be shocking for you to get told off on, but please don't vandalize pages. You have done that multiple times now. Next time you do anything like those two things you're getting blocked. Got it? 
16:56, 21 May 2024 (UTC)
Waht[edit source]
You mean I can't vandalize things? – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)
- Yes, i mean exactly that.
17:05, 21 May 2024 (UTC)
Guess I gotta wipe of the graffiti at the McDonalds now.ColonelKurtz (talk) 17:08, 21 May 2024 (UTC)
Congratulations, ColonelKurtz! You have been awarded the Golden Moccasin due to your excessive tomfoolery.
