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Firstly, please try to communicate with me on my talk page instead of by e-mailing me, though for continuing this discussion, you should comment here. If you stick around, I'm sure you'll get the hang of things quick enough. As a last note, you should familiarize yourself with the "discussion" tab at the top of pages, you can use these to get to the talk pages for articles, which is the appropriate place for talking about articles without interfering with the articles themselves. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:14, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Is this it? You said to use the discussion tabs and that they lead to talk pages for articles...I'm trying to see how this works. Just bear with me as I'm still learning it. --Nacky

Yeah, you're starting to get the idea, you'll want to add --~~~~ at the end of things you say on talk pages to sign them, so that people know that you said it, and when. As for leaving things on my talk page, just click edit. Also, you can get in touch with me here, it's on my watchlist. Articles that are inside jokes are usually vanity pages. As for your Wizwang of Ooze, ask yourself these questions: will most people get it without it being explained to them? are you copying it from somewhere else on the internet, if so is adding an external link to Wizard of Oz acceptable? are you willing to put enough effort in to make it a complete article or are you going to leave it as a stub? could you add the content to an existing article? will it actually be funny to most people? Oh and I don't care if an article is dirty if it's funny. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 03:58, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

An inside joke, to be sure! No shit - I was there! --Nacky 06:26, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Edit will edit the page you are currently on; if you are on the discussion page, it is what you want, if you are not, it is not. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 20:58, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Thanks again. I don't mean to bug yoo LOL! I'm just unfamiliar with the format is all. I submitted my Wizwang of Ooze article. Tell me if it's okay. If there's anything I should change? I did some edits here and there but am open to other ideas. --Nacky 22:15, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)Nacky

No problem, that's what admins are for. You don't need my approval for your article. You will want to make sure that some other articles link to your article so that people will read it and add to it. Also, you might want to make note of our Be Italic policy. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 22:28, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Oh, and you might do well to look through Wikipedia:Help:Contents, as it is a fantastic resource for learning how to use wikis. You will find a lot of what I've told you and much more there, I highly recommend it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 22:28, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

VFD Nominations[edit source]

A great description of making VFD nominations has been left here [1]. I hope that clears things up for you. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:23, May 18

Thanks! I followed it to the best of my ability. Nacky 00:37, 19 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

Hi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia![edit source]

Hello, Nacky, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! This is not an automated message, well it is kinda, but I've taken the trouble to find your talk page after noticing some of your contributions and then have copied and pasted some stuff here. Anyway, let's proceed with the welcome, shall we? Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but if not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you. I really recommend you check them out, even if you skim over them.

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What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows? These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like. So, Nacky, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!


Well, I'm surprised you read all of that! Have fun and don't be scared! There's only a 1 in 9 chance we'll eat you! Bye, have fun and stuff... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 21:41 27 May

Well I noticed you hadn't been formally welcome so there you are...and hi Nacky! Cool name! Can I be of assistance? - [21:42 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


Thanks bunches, YTTE! Very helpful things you posted. I am exhausted from reading all that and will have to go back through it again. I just know it. Thanks for the compliments. I hope people aren't thinking "That Nacky, she sure is jumpy!" because I've rarely done anything around here. I've submitted some stuff but one of my favorite submitions (the Zodiak one) is a blatant copyright violation - luckily nobody cares. It's from a humor book (can't remember the name at the moment) but I added some of my own creative license to it. The other stuff I put up are my own work...except for the vanity page. Yeah, I also used something from an old article (serious article elsewhere) and tweaked with it so much that it's mine now. So there! ;) Nacky 22:41, 27 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

Oh cool! Have you tried submitting anything you've done to be reviewed? It's always helping getting something reviewed, it can really help out an article. And Nacky, I would never consider you jumpy (but I do consider you wacky). Don't forget - any questions you have, I'm ready to answer them! - [07:42 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh and I noticed you're looking for adoption? Can I recommend trying Orian57? If you ask him nicely I'm sure he'll be happy to adopt you and he's a great guy... - [07:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Nacky!

Cmc.gif
What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Nacky, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

CMC[edit source]

Welcome Nacky to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, WackyNacky! - [14:20 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Custom sig...[edit source]

Hey Nacky ! Just wondering whether you wanted me to make you your very own custom sig? - [16:35 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sure. Custom sigs are cool. Will I get a spiny one like Gwax? I have to tell you though, that I don't know many people around here but I will drop the hint about the CMC to the few people I do know around here. But they're not on as much and who knows when they'd see it. Nacky 23:26, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

Get me a beer, wench![edit source]

damn edit conflicts!

Heya, Nacky, I just wanted to apologise for earlier on my own talk page. if I seemed like I was ignoring you or being overly sarcastic or something. I dunno, I'm in the mood to apologise and GOD DAMN IT I WILL! sorry I shouldn't raise my voice like that I just made everything good with our userboxes. So the adoption is all oficial. And yeah, you may have noticed people around here don't take themselves very seriously, so you should almost always assume someone is joking. I don't mean to patronise or anything it's just it took me a little while to really understand what was going on around here. So are we cool? Also, in relation to the above it's probably best to let Yettie help you with that as I am useless with wiki formatting my sig is only this good cos I stole Yetties and adapted it. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!

Oh dear, nothing to apologize for! I know you are all joking around. I just couldn't follow some of the threads because I'm lazy sometimes and well...*hands you a beer*...I have dishes I gotta get cleaned up. I do always assume someone is joking unless they vandalize or something, then I wouldn't know what to do. I guess the admins watch for crap like that. I hope it never happens to me. How do I get the adoption tag to align to the right-side of the screen? I've been tweaking with it and can't get it to do what I want. Nacky 00:06, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

oh are we talking here too? oh ok just a quick note. if it's possible to right align those adopted tags then i don't know about it and when replying on talk pages simply go to the line directly underneath the last talky bit and put one more colon (:) than what was there before (unless it's getting ridiculous like 16 or something) and you're away. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!
Like this? I was wondering how people did that. Nacky 01:11, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
Nah you can't align those damn adopt userboxes cause they're all made to float left on the template which is really annoying! Oh and Nacky I'll make you a sig at User:Nacky/sig. When I've finished making it there you can tell me what you think of it then: Go to your "my preferences". Go to the "signature" text box. Insert the following code:
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Nacky/sig}}

The check the "raw signature" button. Then save and you're done. You can then sign with four tildes like normal. - [07:00 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Testing this — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
Good, now I just need to make the sig! - [07:20 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Okay it's done, just one thing: when you sign with four tildes you don't need to write "Nacky" afterwards. - [07:42 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Testing 1 2 3 — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:49, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

There we goes. - [07:54 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Thanks! You're so sweet! I was going to ask some questions to you on your talk page but there was so much there and so I hope to have audience with you here. Do you know anything about the show The 4400? I was kinda hoping that someone would help me with the article on that - I just created it and slapped a construction tag on it. I was also wondering if there was a way I could host my Phantom of the Opera parody? Like maybe on my userspace or something. Gwax helped me move my Smug article to my userspace but I don't know how to do that...make a different page for my userspace that would be just for The Phantom parody. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 08:07, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
No, no thank you! Don't be scared of my userpage, I'm going to archive it soon but if you want to leave me a message just click the [edit] tag next to the first header you see. When the edit box comes up put your title (enclosed between two equal signs, like this: ==Title==) above the other section and just move the other title down a bit... Then write what you want, you'll get the hang of it! :-)
Ok, so your questions: I'm afraid I don't know of the show, but I can still maybe read through it and tweak it a bit, correct any mistakes there may be. And also I suggest you submit it to be reviewed, when you've done a little more. What is your phantom of the opera parody? How's it written? But yes, you can put pretty much anything you want in your userspace, so just go to something like this: User:Nacky/Phantom of the Drama and put it there. - [08:13 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Well I got the page up...but now I can't seem to make it work the way I really want it. I know the HTML here is kooky but do you see what I'm tying to do with this? I want the background (the text written over the background) and I don't know what to do. I guess I can put up with the bland white background but I really, really want the satiny background. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:42, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
You hadn't quite got the right HTML there, but even when I corrected it, it didn't work. I'm afraid I don't think you can use an image as a background. - [12:53 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yes you can (but it has many disadvantages such as hurting someone's eyes if they disabled images...) • nyp 09:38, 30 May 2008
What? All you've done is embed the image, not use it as a background! - [11:00 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

CMC Whoring[edit source]

Hey Nacky, noticed you're spreading the word of the CMC and you managed to get Mhaille to sign up! Good going! Just one thing, next time you're whoring/inviting people to the CMC you should use this technique, see we've got this special invitation template now, for you to use. Also that link I just gave you contains a quick .js tool that can make things even quicker. Anyway, moo! - [11:09 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Hiyo![edit source]

Hey, I saw that you just contributed to an UnProvise. Apparently, according to Orian and YTTE, I'm responsible for stuff and all, and I just wanted to remind you to append your name to the top of the page whenever you join an UnProvise. I like what you've already done, it's pretty funny. I'll add your name this time, but just remember that in the future.

Also, I don't believe we've met. I'm SysRq. I used to do a lot of pee reviews, now I only do them when I feel like it. Sometimes I like to write things, too. I look forward to seeing you around the wiki, and around UnProvise. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:42 Jun 1

Oh I'm sorry. How do I do that? I'm so new at this. Also I have alot of work to do...gotta finish The 4400 article so it doesn't annoy the admins for it being a construction zone for too long. Also I gotta get someone to do a pic for me. Thanks SysRq, do I call you SysRq, then? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:48, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
You either call me SysRq, Alex, SissyRq (as Orian, YTTE, Cajek, and some others like to call me much to my anguish), or Latefordinner. Wait, that last one came out wrong. How did that joke work again? And if I may make a suggestion, try writing your articles in your userspace before putting them out on the mainspace. If you leave them out there while working on them, you have to leave that ugly construction tag on it, and even then it risks huffage from irate sysops. Instead, write it at User:Nacky/The 4400 so that you can take your time with it. Then, when it's done, use the little "Move" tab at the top to move it to the mainspace. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:58 Jun 1
HA! SissyRq! I'd never have thought of that myself! Thanks. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 01:13 1 June 2008
I'm sure you've heard YTTE call me that. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:21 Jun 1
I honestly hadn't, sounds like him though. Oh and "Turd Burglar"? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 01:24 1 June 2008
You know I meant "Turd Burglar" in the biblical sense. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:25 Jun 1
Th-that's worse! Also Nacky we need someone to play the role of one of a not-gay-just-good-friends couple, interested? currently SissyRq is playing a guy called jessie and i am his slutty girl friend. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 01:40 1 June 2008
What name should I be? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 03:53, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Human beings scribblewiki[edit source]

Hi Nacky I have promoted you to Sysop and also Bureaucrat on the wiki. Happy editing and creating random pages. Sorry it took so long to reply was away at college. Steward2007 15:26, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

You haven't taken long at all. I don't know all the workings but for now I'm content to just add content here and there ;) — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:11, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Was just passing[edit source]

Hey, Nacky! how are you getting on? I just thought I'd better come by and see how you were getting on. I feel like I've not been much help. Remember you can come and talk to me about anything: boys... Sexually transmited desieses... pregnancy -- I've been there all before remember? Oh and be sure to vote me your RotM and BFF! I think that's all. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:44 4 June 2008

How Do I vote for all that? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:12, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Just add *For under my name and then sign as you would nomally. I was half joking though. You don't have to vote if you don't want to. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 09:44 4 June 2008
  • For
Like that yes, but in bold and not here, lol, I meant under my name on the voting page just edit it and add for. :) Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 10:16 4 June 2008
Where's this "vote" page? You have to remember - you have to explain things to me like you would a confused mouse on a coffee mug. Or a pin coushin on a checker board. You're the expert around here, you're slicker than a catfish in a jar of Vaseline. And not surprisingly, my sarcasm goes completely unnoticed. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:25, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Yes. Very subtle. yeah the voting pages are those links i gave you above (RotM and BFF). yeah sorry i forget that you wont always know about vital little things that i don't notice anymore. if i'm ever unclear just say so. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 10:34 4 June 2008
What does BFF stand for? Best Friend what? Best something Friend? Inquiring minds wanna know. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:26, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Best Friend Forever. I think. Can't be sure though. Thanks for Voting! And, you know, it's a good life skill to be able to vote properly. Or something. That's my excuse if anyone acuses me of "cheeting". Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:58 4 June 2008
Yes it is a good life skill to be able to vote properly, but I don't think you're teaching Nacky how to vote properly! :-) Also BFF is one short cut to it, and yes Best Friend Forever, that isn't the actual award name, though. - [22:11 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

"UnProvise"s an "Hai"s[edit source]

Hey Nacky! How are you...long time no speak etc. Also where's that jug of milk, you were bringing me? Anyway jug of milk, aside, I've come here on UnProvise business. UnProvise has fallen into disuse a bit, but I'm trying to jumpstart it with jump leads this UnProvise. I'm hoping we'll get lots of people involved in it. Anyway, feel like UnProvising there? - [13:33 22 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Thanks and where are you?[edit source]

Bff.png Hello, Nacky, I just thought I'd drop by to let you know that you're my best friend too.
No really.
Sure you may see this message on other people's talk page
but you know that I'm just saying that so I don't hurt their "feelings".
You are special.
I also recognise that you weren't exactly spoilt for choice on who to vote for
But thanks all the same

Hey thanks, also where are you Nacky I miss you! You don't seem to have been around much and I think that's a shame. Come back! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 04:03 1 July 2008

My goodness have I been away THAT long? Sooo sorry, yeah. Been real busy. I'm still around though. Had to sign back in, apparently I'm not on the eternal login passage. Meh. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 05:07, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Nothing to be sorry about, though you did miss out on the day my article was featured and infact you've been away so long that my sig is differe't from that Rainbow I had. But it's ok, I came here first in December then forgot about it and then came back in march. Anyways as always if you need help with stuff and things come to my (now green) talk page. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 07:29 10 July 2008
Oh man! I missed that?! I knew I was forgetting something. I did vote for it, I think. Glad you got featured! Now I can see us, sitting in some rustic classroom setting, learning Latin and wondering why there's a strange purple creature slobbering all over da teacher. It's the Twilight Zone of me missing your article being featured. Aw, woe. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:24, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Okaaaay... I see what your saying but why on earth would we be learning Latin? I mean I understand the slobering monster and the time distortion but Latin is a dead language with no purpose. Also Vote RotM! I still havent won it but I deserve it this month after Yettie (You remember YesTimeToEdit? You thought he was my girlfriend!) stole it away last month. Anyways, it's good to see you're back anyway! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:49 10 July 2008
Yes, me remember YTTE, as I've pined away about his missing Bonsai tree. We wanted to decorate it with Xmas lights but they kept slipping off. Bonsai trees are sideways like that. Hmmm, why we would learn Latin would be because...because we would win more of those awards by using a dead language to point out the dead-ness and deadli-ness-ness of the other articles that were blown out of the water. I dunno. The Greek language was harder to master because they don't use the Roman Alphabet as say, the Latin group. Although, their numerals are kinda screwy. They just take alot of liberties with the Letter I. Part II of the Missing Bonsai Tree should be coming up. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:56, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Oi![edit source]

Peeing dog.jpg Thank you, Nacky, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

That, and you appear to be AWOL again. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 08:55 1 August 2008

Oh my! Congrats! I do that disappearing thing sometimes because I don't have a ultraviolet filter!— Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:37, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey you![edit source]

You still around? If you are, pass me the TV remote...if you're not you could still try. - [22:02 1 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Hey! You got a hat! I want a hat. I was trapped in the center of the earth and the remote was lost in a bottomless pit. I went down there and the crystaline formations had already mutated into it and turned it into a mechanical/mineral monstrosity. I had to use it as a means to get out of the cavern. It's never going to work the same again, you know. I was actually quite depressed. No remote control on the market looks the same. It's a loss. I liked it and now it's this thing. I sing mournful songs on the mountain. There are just so many things that are fucked up. It's like the remote control had so many other things tied up with its fate. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:46, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Wow. now go vote, preferably For! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 06:41 4 August 2008
I totally know what you mean, Nacky, totally. And if you want a hat, enrol in the Mafia! Also, when you've finished being shocked by Orian's whore could you read and then possibly vote for UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect at here. - [09:12 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Well if you follow his link be sure to vote for Insomnia at that place too! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:14 4 August 2008
A Mafioso template and you haven't been accepted yet? Tut tut... :-D - [10:43 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I don't know what I'm doing...and it said to nail it to the wall. So I did. I didn't even use nails. Just xmas lights and super glue. Are we going to kill the Cubans? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:49, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
I think a more constructive and less illegal activity would be voting for my article. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:51 4 August 2008
I am in the process of doing that. Why does nothing have easy-to-read pictures for me? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:57, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
I dunno but you kinda voted in the wrong place. just pay attention to what other people do and don't forget to try the preview button out. goes for most things really. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:59 4 August 2008
FU TRIPLE EDIT CONFLICT!!! We may well kill the Cubans. And also, if this thing comes down, Orian...you're coming down with it. Nacky: You're in now (check the enrol and members pages for details). And if you want to help out the Mafioso have a look at this. - [11:00 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'm in! I'm in! Just tell me who ta kill, boss. Just point me at 'em and they're gonna be rubbed out, see? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:20, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Remeber to vote for insomnia at that top 10 place! Please It'd mean alot to yer old Da' SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:23 4 August 2008
Yur teh coolies! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:28 4 August 2008
The Phantom is the Ghost of Christmas's Halloween. No, I mean, the Phantom is the Ghost of Halloween's Past. So when are people going to read my Phantom page? My Zodiak page? I copy other people's original stuff and make it my own and take liberties with it. Zodiak is just about a real blatant copyright violation. Luckily...nobody cares. Where's my gun or hat? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:40, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
People don't read stuff that remains in userspace, that much. And guns and hats - well have a good read of the top bit of User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/ranks where it says stuff about the hats and guns. - [16:24 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Mafia Template[edit source]

Please excuse me, but the mere fact that this template apprears on the page of a non-member is an accost to our organization. You wouldn't want to offend our organization, would you? I didn't think so. You can have it back when you are a full-fledged member. Until then, Arrivederci. Stay cool. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum

Thanks for looking out for the Family, here, Grieve. However, Nacky has been accepted. - [21:41 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I see. That was quite stupid of me. I stand corrected. Please excuse my negligent stupidity. Ms. Nacky, if there is any way to reimburse for my palpable abandon, please do tell. Don, if you believe some sort of punishment is in order, I understand. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
Punishment? Nonsense! Here, have a thousand bucks and go and buy yourself something nice. - [08:41 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
BOOM. Wow boss, not seen bomb money in a few years. Nicely done. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 08:46 5 August 2008
Hey...wtf...aren't you in Scotland? - [09:04 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I live in scotland. Just grabbing some time before we leave, the plan is to go in an hour but that's unrealistic with all the last minute packing, it'll be at least 2 by the time their ready. Then I get to go to Perth, Yay. even more exiting than that Inverness. Yawn I'd rather play with blue-tack in an otherwise empty room. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:11 5 August 2008
OMG!! I've always dreamed of playing with blue-tack in an otherwise empty room! I've wanted to do that since I was a toddler! - [09:20 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I think we should send flowers to Carlos in the hospital. After all, he's a good sport. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 13:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Carlos is in hospital? Why is good old Grieve in hospital?? - [13:37 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Um...uh...well, I saw him there. He was in a body cast. I think he almost choked to death on a goldfish...no, no, no, that was someone else. So when do I get my hat in my siggy? — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 13:42, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Mafia Business[edit source]

Hello, Miss. Nacky. I was expecting you... Anyway, considering you're the first female to join the Family - and probably the only one - I'm awarding you the honorary title of "First Lady of the Family" (or "Mafia Sweetheart" if you want). You have my permission to be excited and grateful. Accepting this title is compulsory. There may be conditions attached to this title.. Also, do you want me to create you a Mafia sig with hat? - [10:57 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Words cannot express my gratitude. I've begun filling large quantities of happy balloons for celebration! YAY! Thank you so much, boss! You are da man! Sir Don! I like the Mafia Sweetheart title, too, and I promise to try to blend in with the hookers. Of course, no one is to touch me without your permission. Or my permission for that matter! Or I will kill them. YES! I want any siggy I can get. Because, for some reason, people think I'm the manager of something because of my weird Cow Moo Cult siggy. How can I explain our cow moo thing? T'is hard. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Okay, you're the official Mafia Sweetheart. And you're nothing like those hookers (although I'm placing them and the showgirls under your control)! You're to wear up-to-date, 1920s fashion! You can be the person who kisses various people on the cheek at opening ceremonies and makes these various people faint. And as for the sig, I'll make that for you at User:Nacky/family. As for explaining the CMC thing: Just say you're part of a cow worshipping cult and you have the rank of "Mud Grunt" which can be abbreviated to "Mgr.". Then they'll go "oh, I should have known, how silly of me! Bye!!". - [12:11 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh of course! Kissy kissy! I belong to a Cow-worshipping cult. Yes, yes, that'll work. Much better that! And I will get to work on submitting new article when I think up more happy thoughts to add to it. I like things to be perfect before taking the construction tag off. I actually sat up and read through that Laura Ingalls article last night. That's why my brain has been rolling around. But I'll be fine. Yes, siree! — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Good, good. I've been looking for a little picture of a 1920s cap thing that women used to wear, for your sig - but I haven't been having much luck. Anyway, it's finished for the moment. As is the style of Mafia sigs, it's quite plain. I'm just gonna make a few changes, right now. Also I can add the little tommy gun to it, if you want. - [12:24 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'll look around on Google images, if ya need me to. However you wanna do my siggy is fine by me. I love 1920s fashion! That stuff is cool! There's this pop group from the Netherlands (their popularity was at its height in the 1970s) but they always wore clothes that paid homage to The Great Gatsby. Their name was 'Champagne' and they sounded good. And they looked good, too, wearing all that 1920s gear. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:34, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Here's a link that might help http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&ndsp=20&hl=en&q=+site:www.polyvore.com+great+gatsby – Preceding unsigned comment added by Nacky (talk • contribs)
Tut tut, you didn't sign! Anyway, that link's very helpful. I didn't think of searching for the Great Gatsby. Have you seen the film? - [12:55 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Uh, I can't remember if I did or not. It's an old movie. I may have and just don't remember it. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 13:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Zing. - [13:18 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Okay Nacky, your sig appears to be complete. To use it simply end your posts with {{User:Nacky/family}} and everything should be done for you (including the time). Here's a test/example: — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Okay? - [13:49 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Oh wait. I just need to fix the time. - [13:50 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Testing, one two three...— The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Fixed the time! Here we go...
— The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Ta da! Well, at least I think it's right now... - [14:00 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Wait, it's not fixed...I know what I have to do... *zips off into Nacky's userspace* - [14:01 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I love it! — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Okay, I've got it properly working now. You should sign by writing {{subst:User:Nacky/mafioso}}. Also I may be able to cook you up a little bit of code to create a button to sign with this sig... If you want to use this sig all the time, I can help you out there, too. Also also, I was wondering if you wanted me to spruce up your normal sig a bit (I'm in a siggy mood). - [14:05 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Sweetheart![edit source]

Hello, Miss. Nacky! Just to let you know that as Mafia Sweetheart you have the right to demand that any member of the family presents you with flowers on your talkpage at any time. Also, remember that you should use {{subst:User:Nacky/mafioso}} to sign with you mafia sig! Regards, the Don. - [21:03 17 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Testing new siggie — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif (15:19 5 Dec 2024)
Yes, I think I've finally got it working... — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif (13:58 18 Aug 2008). I think! - [13:58 18 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Question, boss[edit source]

How do I make my sig all mafia-like?CMC MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - Sean 00:52, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm on it, for ya. - [08:18 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Mr. Isaak, if you wish to sign with a mafia signature then use the following code: {{subst:User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin/mafia}}. Like this: — Hitman MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Isaak "Wiry" Sean (08:24 28 Aug 2008). If you want this sig to replace your default sig so that you sign with it all the time I can also help you out. - [08:24 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh you are about! Did you get my e-mail? Also I'm away for a bit. Laptop keys are a bir shit and it's getting repaired. but good to see you none the less. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:00 28 August 2008
No I haven't got your email. And yes, I'm about a little bit. Mainly looking after the Mafia. School's starting soon, so I'll probably be on Uncyc more then. I have articles to finish! - [09:05 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Look in your junk box, it's not important now I just thought you'd buggered off without telling me. I've got colledge and maybe a job starting soon so I'll probably be on less. but hey, good to know you're about. Have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:08 28 August 2008
No. - [09:13 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
What? Explain your negative! I really am going incidentally... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:15 28 August 2008
You're actually leaving the site? That's not cool, considering you do so much for Uncyc. I do nothing beneficial for the site, have an NXWave like greed for awards and generally do shit so I've decided that I should spend more than most of my time running pointless usergroups. Self-pity is fun... - [09:21 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'm only not gonna be here for a bit. My laptop is getting taken away. and colledge and possible job will take up some of my time (granted I have loads). Anyway, you're not NXWave are you? It's just adopting yourself, that would have been a bit cheeky. in the words of arnold swartzenigger "I'll be back" SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:38 28 August 2008
Yeh, hell, why not. I'm NXWave! - [09:46 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
you do realise admins will have to do a check user now? Oh and I'm back for a day! rejoice. and a warm sticky hello to anyone else reading! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 14:53 28 August 2008
I was check usered long ago. They can do it again, if they want. - [10:23 29 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
they did? What a vast mis-justce! Bastards! and what's wrong with your own talk page? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:27 29 August 2008
It smells. - [10:28 29 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
You mean you didn't change the sheets when we were done? you disgust me. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:30 29 August 2008

Thanks![edit source]

Blech-wedding.jpg Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

Also are you doing alright? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:49 31 August 2008

Thanks for thinking of me, sweet Orian. I'm doing as well as I can. Yesterday I was able to eat one and half hard-boiled eggs. Now I'm hungry again. I am so glad to have such sweet and decent friends like you. Some days I just don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you and the gang and all the wonderful peoples here. Did you ever know that you're my hero?... — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 09:45, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
Nacky, whats about MEEE??? Futhermore, what's up with the deletion of my email message I left for you? - [15:57 5 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Geeze Nacky sounds like you're having a rough time :( ): (which one of those faces is the correct one? I confused). I was having a bit of a rough time before I got here too. but you're right this place is filled with the best people in the world. I hope you feel better soon! And Yettie you never e-mail me you frube! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 21:41 5 September 2008
Yettie, I include you in every you're my hero utterings. I deleted the email message because after editing, I just thought, eh it's not that important anyway. Yeah stuff. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 03:53, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh shit! Sorry I forgot to reply earlier. Stuff distracted me. Also I wrote this which might make you smile. And if it does be sure to vote for it to tripple your happyness. Seriously though I hope you start feeling better soon and get everything sorted out. Be sure to drop by my talk page if you ever fancy tea and biscuits. Oh infact I do hot chocolate with marshmellows too! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:59 10 September 2008

Important Mafia Business![edit source]

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:32, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Miss Nacky, I have been told that you's my boss. It is indeed a pleasure and a privilege to find myself serving in a position under a beautiful, powerful, and dangerous woman such as you! Please let me know if you have any assignments that you wish me to perform.--Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 20:10, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Hi there. Thank you for the sweet words, that's very kind of you. You know, I do have an assignment for you but it may be a wee bit difficult. I have lingered in between worlds, a place where the dark streets of the 1930s-1940s echo with an uncertain future. Nevermind all that, I was just trying to build atmosphere. Anyway, yes...there is something.
There's a problem with this other boss. He's kinda ancient, goes by the name Jesus Christ and has been risen from the dead. Now, the being risen from the dead isn't the problem here. Of course that was necessary for all our sakes and we can be risen from the dead because of the hope this offers all of us...the problem is that I've only heard of humans being risen from the dead. Jesus had performed miracles and from what I understand his followers had also performed such miracles. A guy fell from a very high window, fell to his death and was brought back by Paul who is one of Jesus' gang. Why - oh why - is there never any account of an animal (a pet) being raised from the dead? I know animals have souls as the Great Boss has given us all this understanding but what I can't understand is that with all these people (humans) being translated, resurrected or raised from the dead, or whatever (yeah I know they're different things because there're various different degrees of immortality)...why is there absolutely no account of a precious innocent soul like a pet being raised from the grave?
So you see, the assignment is probably going to be rather tricky. I want you to go and talk to Jesus Christ about this and if he doesn't listen, just, kick his ass. I'll see you later. *sigh* Oh woe. I really don't know what's with that guy! — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Kick the ass of Jesus Christ?! But boss I'm just a newbie, don't you think a more experienced mobster should be given a task like that? I will try to talk to him but I don't know where to find him. I've had people say they found Jesus before but they could never show him to me. When I asked where he is they would say "in my heart and my sole," but when I cut open their hearts and feet, I just found the usual blood and guts. Do you have any better ideas of where I should look? --Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 20:22, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
I have some idea of where to find Jesus, but I'm certain he'd have just as much moxie to cut off our feet and tear our hearts out with a laserbeam or a corkscrew. Who knows? From what I understand he's pissed off. So I guess we'll have to humble ourselves like little lambs but I don't think we can pull that off without dropping him into the drink with cement shoes. I'll let him know just how tragic life is but being as how I've not been nailed to anything, as if that's the worst thing evah, I don't think we can trump him so...it's best we just try to act all casual if ever we run into him. I think the answer to raising anyone from the dead will require sophisticated technical equipment. So I'll run a list of goods by yas.
1. A locator to focus on precise locations of Colob's life energy forces (I probably spelt that wrong but it's one of the stars in the nebula in Orion's belt, the middle one, or the second one from the left. Our left.)
2. Get a large magnifying glass for the surface of the earth, another magnifying glass with opposing grainular consistancy and place that about halfway between the star and the earth.
3. Position the beam to the right location, we gotta get the right exact location because if we accidently cause the focusing beam into an area more than just one little area and spill the light into say, a mile radius, we'd be raising everyone from the dead in that mile and that probably isn't a very good idea. On the other hand, I really wouldn't care because they can be re-killed if they're trying to kill us.
4. Wait for an opportune time to launch "Operation Resurrection because it is a Must!"
Oh and it's a good idea to have the location secure and clear, because we, the living, don't need to be under a giant magnifying glass that's beaming unmeasureable amounts of energy through space. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
You know you're writing is quite poetic. As well as being incredibly funny. Also sorry I haven't dropped by in a while. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 08:31 14 November 2008

Dear Valued Mafia Member,[edit source]

Dear Valued Mafioso,

I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.


Mafia 2.0 promises:

  • MORE violence
  • MORE whores
  • MORE gambling
  • MORE guns
  • MORE pointless awards
  • MORE positions to be filled
  • MORE of an actual purpose


The Mafia Pledge:

The Uncyclopedia mafia hereby declares its intention to be a family business dedicated to welcoming, socialising with and being friendly to new users, in an attempt to integrate them into the Uncyclopedia community, offering help to any Uncyclopedia user who wants assistance and looking to promote merriment within the Uncyclopedia community.


As a current member we are proposing that you should help the Family, once more, by becoming an active member. We humbly present you with the following options:

  1. Simply reply here, saying you are willing to continue being a member of the Mafia.
  2. Sign the code {{u|<insert name here>}} here to opt out of the Mafia.
  3. If you do not reply within ten (10) days you will deemed inactive and stripped of your current full Mafia membership.
  4. Reply here saying you are willing to continue as part of the Mafia and then request one of the several senior roles within the Mafia that need filling at my office.


As of 21:45 7 August 2010 the following roles within the Mafia require filling. If you would like one of the positions please request it at the above mentioned office.

  • Personal Secretary to the Don (with special privileges)
  • Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
  • Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
  • Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)


Yours Sincerely,
Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
[18:29 7 August 2010]


Holy crap! I had no idea that traveling past Mars to make sure the coast is clear so the magifying lens can be taken out there without NASA knowing about it was going to add up to a long time passing on Earth! This is hard without wormholes and light speed vehicles, boss. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif

Logging In[edit source]

I can't log in as it says I don't exist. But that's ridiculous. 99.95.124.118 (talk) 00:00, 16 July 2019 (UTC)Nacky

Hi, if you are Nacky, please join the Discord server or our IRC channel to confirm. →AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 00:23 16 July 2019
I am still not able to login despite signing up for whatever that other thing is. I know I exist here. I know my password, but it keeps saying I don't exist! WTF? 99.95.124.118 (talk) 01:14, 17 July 2019 (UTC)Nacky
We saw you pop into the server, but you didn't message in the #welcome channel when I pinged you. I'm on now if you'd like to talk. We had some migration issues when the sites merged, which is likely causing this issue. →AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 02:18 17 July 2019
Okay now, explain what I have to do, because I got the email that said to go over to this other site called Discord, and then I either signed up or logged in there, I'm not sure what I did, but I never got any other email except one that said something about apps and games and I'm on a personal computer and don't play online games. And I don't want to download any apps, as I don't have much HD space for much. I just don't know what steps to take to login to here. I have a picture file to update to my Zodiak article, I fixed the lines in it and was just wanting to replace it. Last time I was here, I was in the role playing thing where we were all in the mafia. I just did a few articles here and there and then sort of just went MIA. But I'm back now. I've been back several times just to check on things, but I'm here now. And still as confused as ever. I still have my weird sense of humor though. I recently finished another video on one of my youtube channels called The 'Burbs - One Of Those Days. 99.95.124.118 (talk) 06:39, 17 July 2019 (UTC)Nacky
Okay what is going on? I have tried that discord site and everytime I've tried to log in over there, it says that my email if already registered but I cannot login because it throws that little box up and then it doesn't allow me to "claim" my account. So what gives? I just wanted to get the better pic in my Zodiak page article. That's it. If you have an email I can just send it, let me know! You have my email, because it says it's registered. However I cannot claim anything because my email is already registered. Which means the discord site really is discord and non-workable. I need some Advil now. 99.95.124.118 (talk) 10:42, 15 August 2019 (UTC)Nacky
Hey Nacky - our Discord server is our replacement for our IRC channel, although the IRC channel does still exist (#uncyclopedia) but the requirement for proving your identity is the same. We don't own or run Discord - think of it as a more modern Skype, run by its own company. Their homepage is here, where you can try to reset your password (if you can) or contact their support. Once you get that sorted out, here are the steps on how to get set up:
  1. Log in to your account here. Right now, you're editing from an IP address, so we don't know if you're actually Nacky. If you don't know the password, you can reset it, but until then, we can't confirm you're... you!
  2. Join our Discord server. Almost all our admins and active users are there. Once you're on, you will be asked to make a specific edit with your account on-site (aka here) to prove your identity. You will then be allowed in.
  3. That's it!
Let me know if you have any more questions, I am here to help. Cheers! →AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 05:52 16 August 2019
I've already tried logging in, and I tried to change my password but it's saying my email doesn't exist, but it does! Can you please check on it? It's this site that won't let me reset my password. My email to my account here should be my name as you see, nacky, followed by the number twelve and at a gmail dot com. Please check into this for me. I may have used something else, but I don't recall it, but it also could have been the msn dot com one.
Heyo, so I just figured out what was going on. During the merger user accounts got "deregistered" - so here's what to do. Go to Special:CreateAccount and create your account Nacky again, using whatever email you have access to so you can confirm it. Then you'll be good to go. :) →AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 03:26 6 September 2019
Will I still have access to my account, though? My stuff? Does it automatically put everything back? I will try re-creating again later on, when I can get some time to do that. Will it let me use my username? Etc? I don't know why it would deregister accounts, that is weird. 99.95.124.118 (talk) 23:42, 6 September 2019 (UTC)Nacky
All of your userpages, including this page, remain when you make the account. What do you mean "put everything back"? Either way, nothing is gained or lost in making the Nacky account again - as the account doesn't currently exist in the system, all you are doing is registering it again. Your user contributions connect to the account as well. →AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 01:37 7 September 2019
Testing 1 2 3. Wow there's a lot of stuff on this page. It's so very untidy. I lost track of the mafia dudes, and I miss the weird humor we all shared. At least that's what I figured it was, humor and all. I'd never think of being in a real mafia. Heaven forbid! So I'm going to try to put a pic in the Zodiak article. That's my best work here, I think. Nacky (talk) 11:59, 8 September 2019 (UTC)Nacky

Missing avatar siggy thingy[edit source]

What exactly is missing? Some images or a template or something? I might be able to hack it up for you. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:12, 22 November 2021 (UTC)

User:Nacky/sig
It looks like your sig is still there, you might have to go to preferences to change it so that it works for you. I'm still happy to try and hack anything up if something is missing. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:22, 23 November 2021 (UTC)
Are you seeing the hat?!?! What?!?! It's still there??? Nacky (talk) 01:40, 23 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Are you talking about the mafia hat? It looks like the file still exists (File:MafiaHatBlack.gif), if I'm understanding what you mean. You might have to just recreate your signature. If there's something specific you'd like me to try to hack up, please let me know. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:21, 23 November 2021 (UTC)
Mine was a lady's beige-tone hat. Not the black one. That one was Yettie's hat. Nacky (talk) 16:30, 23 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Oh, well let me know if there's something I can try to find. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:37, 23 November 2021 (UTC)
I wouldn't know how you'd find it, it was Orian57 who put it up, we were all discussing what kind of hats we all wanted. I think I emailed him a few pics I grabbed off google but I wasn't the one who uploaded any of them. But be my guest and hack into whatever to find it if you have the time. Nacky (talk) 16:45, 23 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Yeah I couldn't find anything. Everything Orian57 uploaded was before the Great Split, and I can't find any record of it. But feel free to hit me up if you think of anything I can be not completely useless at. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:32, 23 November 2021 (UTC)
If you can see my email address, we could figure out the icons without me having to upload a lot of hats. What I recall was when the hat discussion came up, Orian and I were emailing each other and I was sending him links and pics of various hats so he could choose from what I was sending him rather than upload a bunch of pics just to use in the sig. Also we can talk about others behind their backs. Just a thought. (JK) Nacky (talk) 05:39, 24 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Haha that's always nice. Yeah feel free to email me if you'd prefer. You can use the email this user function or just look at my user page and find my email address there. I might be a little slower responding there, especially this week, but I'll try to keep an eye on it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:32, 24 November 2021 (UTC)
Okie doke I will look into it. As far as creating more articles, well I want there to be more articles of many, many subjects. The thing is, I don't like to make really short ones. I like there to be a substantial amount of content to them. And by that I mean, I'd like there to be as much smartassery, trollery, and hysterics as possible. One of the reasons for my long hiatus is 1. life generally sucks, and 2. I'm really still learning how this site works. I got a basic understanding but if I knew everything, I'd be unstoppable. Pretty sure I'd help you guys catapult this baby far above the lofty sittings of that other site...wikipedia or whatever they call themselves. Nacky (talk) 07:59, 24 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky
That’d be sweet! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:46, 24 November 2021 (UTC)
I can be sweet. You can be sweet. I think that Colonel Gangis has a crush on me. He changed my entire page while I was away. He replaced everything with this really hot and steamy picture of a Mongolian warlord. A hundred times over. He must have really fallen for me hard. Nacky (talk) 19:35, 24 November 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Indeed. And he’s one of our best and brightest. Nice catch. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:53, 24 November 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:19, 13 December 2021

Here's the thing, normally I would be making Kiss My Ass artsy stuff, but since the only "gifts" I give my relatives is a package of Anthrax or something of the like, I'm thinking I'm not going to have to a Kiss My Ass thing. But usually I'm telling everyone to kiss my ass if they even look at me. Cause sometimes I look at that as them provoking me. Nacky (talk) 08:41, 14 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky
If you don't want to enter, we need judges!  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:03, 16 December 2021
Well, I'm good at judging. I'm also good at telling people to kiss my ass. There's some stuff I need to talk with you about with other items and so forth, just haven't gotten around to it. Just site stuff. Code. Annoying hats. Just stuff. Nacky (talk) 17:12, 20 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Okay, no problem. Message me whenever.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:54, 21 December 2021
Can you delete some files (pics) that are no longer any good? I fixed the JFK-Jr one a little bit better than it was. I mean, anyone can tell they're fake but I like to make them look as real as possible. Meh. And I have several other questions and one involves a hat. If you go up-thread from here you'll see a missing file in my sig. That was the hat. I have a picture to replace it and I can upload it...also the Mirror site/side, does it absorb the edits made on current pages? I only ask because for years I had meant to fix some typos in my Wizwang of Ooze page and now that I fixed those issues, I wondered if the Mirror would pick that up or is that a permanent file/archive? Nacky (talk) 06:27, 24 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky

I thought those images looked ok. You can either upload over them or nominate them for QVFD. I was unable to locate the image 20s hat on a mirror, so I created another one. I have no idea what the other one looked like—if you find one that you like I can possibly create an icon for it. Hope this helps.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:30, 24 December 2021

Oh my goodness, now how would I upload over a file? Because duplicates really irritate me. I'm tidy like that. The image with the picnic and all, that one I touched up and it does look a little better than the other one (and the other one that somehow also got added to that upload page bit), and you'll have to forgive me but I totally forgot what QVFD stands for. Also thanks a bunch for the hat, but yes I do have a hat that is very similar to the one from back then. I uploaded it under File:1920sLadiesHat.png. I sent this to the esteemed Mr X and you came highly recommended as the one to get these kinds of deals done. With mafia hats and all. Possibly any kind of hat for that matter. Well, there it is. I trust you are having a good holiday. I was listening to Weird Al's 'Christmas At Ground Zero' and I'm feeling fine. I must sleep now though. I will see you around, Zana. You're the tops! Nacky (talk) 19:55, 24 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky
When you are on a file page there is link Upload a new version of this file. In the tabs at the top of the page under 'More' there is a link to nominate the page for QVFD, or Quick Vote For Deletion. I fixed the icon file for you. Happy Holidays.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:14, 25 December 2021
Oh okay, got it. And what a wonderful present you gave me! My hat is back! Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! Nacky (talk) 10:03, 25 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky

Merry Christmas and all that jazz[edit source]

Santa Baby…
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Wishing you & yours a Happy Holidays & a Zana Christmas.

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes.
Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram.
Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue.


Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there?
Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night.
I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton.


Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

 – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:24, 24 December 2021

Well now, there's a nice present! I think I'll take one of those. Just a little nibble. Nacky (talk) 19:57, 24 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Oh good, I'm glad you like it! I think some of the guys on the site are going to be mad at me for this (only some of them). winky poo  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:17, 25 December 2021
Oh well, they can just put on a little sexy number and shake their money-maker. I know it'll cheer me up. And I'm pretty good at cheering the guys up. But I'm sure that I'm the one needing cheered up. ;) Nacky (talk) 05:11, 27 December 2021 (UTC)Nacky
Also testing this — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
HA! It worked! I can be the Mafia Sweetheart again. Although I'm fairly sure all my partners in crime have all been rubbed out. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif

Hat[edit source]

Testing. The reason for the test? I know I'm a target now. The paranoia is real and warranted. After years of being told how worthless my little slave life is by the vain and psychotic people who've been in power forever, and then called names because I know what they are, and when someone came along to bring down the multi-tentacled power structure, not only were we, the downtrodden, abused relentlessly by the fucking MSM and all its clowns, but we were physically abused and assaulted. I remember that poor woman who was pelted with eggs and stones by an angry mob of completely demonic psychos, and the poor man who was dragged out of his car and beaten, and the bloody head, the constant lies and the constant hate by the braindead and brainwashed, all of that, and for what? Because a witch bitch lost an election (power) and she had enough of her power still intact to incite such hatred as that's what she's all about. I've had a front row seat to what she and her husband did in this land of extreme poverty and I'm sure Haiti remembers what happened to them, too. As well as numerous other countries devastated by the "power elites" so...while my heroes were constantly attacked by a world taken over by a darkness so thick, we, and me personally, were attacked too. Just for not bowing to the power elites and the scripted mouth of Sauron media, as I call them. They are just that. The mithril that was held and the lies about its owner being dead when he wasn't. When that halfling was never even captured, but the object was used for effect by a liar, a mouthpiece belonging to the dark power ultimate. But a certain man, a future king of Gondor saw through the lies. And there are many of us who, like Aragorn, see it all. We know.

Down here in another Middle Earth, everything said against (the one they spent years trying to destroy), was also aimed at me. Why? Because unity is forbidden if you're not in step with the elite's idea that they need to control your life. So here I exist. Me. Fighting everyday against forces no one knows I fight against. And here I've been doing my own thing. And yet, I feel the cult of the witch will eventually silence me here, too. I feel that. I live it every day. Am I wrong? Censorship is the way of the power elites against the very people they want either dead or subdued. I miss the one who stood up to all of those freaks and clowns. I miss a lot of things. And as for votes, I never played that game but I know damn good and well the same assholes who attacked for so many years, rigged the fuck out of that election. I found comfort where I could. I found truth in a forbidden, and maligned letter. A single letter. I don't know what will happen, and I'll probably not live long enough to know. I remember the way they pelted this poor woman with stones and eggs, the look on her face. I remember the assaults done on people all over the entire land. If the power elites get one hint that they may lose all the power they've forcefully taken back, I know it won't be mere eggs or stones, or an unlocked car door this time. I know they'll come for all of us and they mean to destroy us. And I know there will be nothing that can stop it. And therein lies the stark truth that my paranoia is real. And warranted. But for a while, I had a hope for the future. I had a freedom that is long gone now. And I apologized to no one. — The Mafia's Sweetheart 20s hat.png Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif

Turn around, bright eyes
Every now and then, I fall apart Nacky (talk) 09:04, 22 January 2022 (UTC)Nacky
Turn around, bright eyes
I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark and we're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks (hmm) well, I'm thinking with this situation, being in a powder keg and all, and giving off sparks, if it would just be easier to just go ahead and light a match. Nacky (talk) 09:08, 22 January 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Caesar, the carpet draped mutant chihuahua[edit source]

I seem to be having issues with a page that I cannot seem to edit in the proper setting. It's all Japanese to me. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Help. Or is that Aayieee? Domo. Nacky (talk) 12:20, 24 March 2022 (UTC)Nacky

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay
June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room
I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage
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Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.------------

Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:05, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Signature[edit source]

What's up with the extra "Nacky" at the end of your signature? As far as I know, for default signatures, that shouldn't be there. Even for custom sigs, placing the extra Nacky in after the timestamp is, from what I know, hard and unnecessary. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:47, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

Where are you seeing this? Nacky (talk) 11:21, 29 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky
Right here, at the end of your signature, past the timestamp. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:34, 29 June 2022 (UTC)
I don't know why it does that. I can't remember what the UTC even stands for. When I created this account many moons ago, and not just this moon, but all the moons that have come and gone and eerily came back, it's been something that just happens. It gives a space to write down whatever username you want. So I just put in Nacky. And then it was done. I've got no clue why it does that. Does it pay to ask? I would think that during a full moon that it might make more sense. Ugh. Nacky (talk) 13:57, 29 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Re:Andromeda[edit source]

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. Go ahead and knock yourself out. That article kinda sucks and I was always meaning to fix it up anyway. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png ☃ Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 01:08, Feb. 13, 2023

Cool! If you've seen any of my other Greek pages, you'll understand that I like to cover a lot of bases, and I have all these scenarios I can come up with. The mythologies are chock full of possibilities. When it comes to the material, it's very rich with comedy. If one can get past the tragedy, that is. ;) Nacky (talk) 11:36, 13 February 2023 (UTC)
It's been a minute, so I'm wondering how you like my edit of your original article? Nacky (talk) 19:14, 29 April 2023 (UTC)

Hercules[edit source]

Good to see another writer take an interest in the Greek Myths. Don't remember these particular tasks but I am sure your guy will win through with a feature. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:43, 14 February 2023 (UTC)

Hercules, he had tasks. But they were silly tasks, I know. If you want to see any more Greek Myths material, I did the Apollo, Ares, and some other pages too. I really wanted to do the Trojan War page but someone else already did that one. It was a mess. Others had mentioned that too. So I fixed up a few things and added some parts around what was already there, but lordy, I would love to re-do that page and take out the references to Airplane. There's so much fodder in the actual epic that it didn't need any of that other stuff. Nacky (talk) 18:56, 14 February 2023 (UTC)
WHOA! I just realized that the Trojan War page is an UNSCRIPT page! That means that I could actually make a whole new page on that subject without it effecting the UnScript page of the Trojan War! It's been bothering me for some time, because I have all these ideas and scenarios that would be so hilarious. And would it be something I can replace in the Greek Category user box if I do write it up? Nacky (talk) 22:26, 14 February 2023 (UTC)

Before the nukes drop[edit source]

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FYI[edit source]

To wit, to woo. --Brogo13 (talk) 19:49, 27 April 2023 (UTC)

What do my pics have to do with anything? I didn't use them against any copyrights! I made those! If the admins saw them as against their policies they would have let me know! Nacky (talk) 19:52, 27 April 2023 (UTC)
Brogo, try speaking in a manner that is understandable. We’re getting tired of this crap. And for the last time, we don’t follow wikipedia policies to the bitter end. Everyone else’s spacing and image sizing, including Nacky’s, are fine and often better than yours, because they’re used for comedic effect. Go back to wikipedia if you wanna play grammar nazi and policy lawyer. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:04, 27 April 2023 (UTC)
Thank you, Mr X! I just don't know why he doesn't understand that I'm on a PC, just a regular home computer. Not a phone, or a tablet. I don't even own those things. I have a laptop but it has the same function as a PC. The small little edits in grammar is one thing, but the changing of pic sizes, headings in sections, and taking out links like Weird Ass Tennis, is just overkill. Nacky (talk) 20:09, 27 April 2023 (UTC)
Agreed. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:10, 27 April 2023 (UTC)
Images are on the right by default, and changing font size or zoom (even worse, changing devices) obfuscates the parameters anyway.


I humbly apologize for having not tested that link before publishing; meanwhile, how 'bout a redirect from weird ass tennis? --Brogo13 (talk) 21:31, 27 April 2023 (UTC)

But I didn't change the font on words or zoomed them. Just the pic size itself. The thumbnails in some are really big even when they are thumbnailed down. The Weird Ass Tennis page changes when the letters are lowercase. It just does that. I don't know why. But it is a page by itself so...I accept your apology. It just stresses me out because I don't know how everything works. Still baffled why the "Lydia Deetz" userbox is centered when it would look better right over the contents table. In Beetlejuice. Nacky (talk) 21:41, 27 April 2023 (UTC)

This is what's taking so much time![edit source]

It seems it's really hard to get these kinds of things to work properly! It took me many attempts just to get this effect! Mr. X could have probably done this a lot quicker but I wasn't going to bug him with it. After the weirdness of Beetlejuice, the Zodiak, and other things.

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If you put thumbnail on this, the gif won't work. If you keep the original size the pic won't allow that little text box for the pic itself. So what I had to do was make a thumbnail sized one, put in thumbnail code but one that would not shrink it, thus allowing the animated gif to show up properly. And that's just what I had to do here. Prior to all of that, I had to overimpose three different pictures to get that whole image in the first place! And that is why I take so long. Nacky (talk) 01:57, 1 May 2023 (UTC)

About your last 4 submits...[edit source]

Just a friendly heads-up: DDoD, GGoC, MMoM, GGoD and others you may be planning to create along the exact same lines, and for which there is no other demand, are collectively drifting into vanity concerns, which I'm sure you must already realize we (the Administrators) do not allow here, and may be subject to summary deletion if this continues. Please keep this in mind. BTW, I love Leprechaun Castle (enjoyed sprucing it up a bit!). Thanks, DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 12:57, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

What? I mean, this is just comedy. There are no real creatures like those. I just don't understand, I thought people were allowed to write about random stuff. Like vampires, or aliens, or any of that kind of thing. How are the admins seeing any of this as attributed to any real entity? I just don't get it. I had planned on a few more, one about a bug, and another about a cast iron cooking item. WTF? Nacky (talk) 13:16, 11 August 2023 (UTC)
@DWIII: Which articles have vanity concerns? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:21, 11 August 2023 (UTC)
Please, let's continue this at my talk-page, 'k? DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 18:32, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

They Came In Skinsuits[edit source]

Not knowing situations with how things go in covert operations, I have wondered if I'm merely just another sacrifice to an ever-growing darkness to wipe out all humanity once and for all. I never agreed to come here. To planet Earth. I was just another statistic, I guess. Or so it would seem. They say everyone has a purpose. But for sacrificial purposes it would seem that may be the only purpose. I know that this sounds like a good book to read. Full of mystery and suspense. And it would be; were this not my own experiences. I always knew the depth of tyranny of this world. What kind of psychopaths ran it and abused it. How they manipulate and waste anyone against them. They are the ones in the skinsuits. They wear the flesh to blend in. They walk the earth. Everyone else that have genuine flesh and bone are immediately targeted. The first thing they do is begin the process of taking away one's health and drain whatever wealth one might have upon coming into this life. Over time all of that health and wealth is taken away never to return. And if one was born into poverty; then all you'd have is whatever you own of your own body. And that is seen as nothing more than property to them. And if one wants to continue having wealth, then one must become one of them. And for that...one must sell their soul.

I'm not sure how came to be targeted, and why all the minions came after me. I have a talent, I'll admit. But I think it's my energies and my knowing what's out there that plays into much of what happened to me. When someone comes along and by all appearances fight the skinsuits and their darkness, and the fact the darkness is focused on that someone's destruction, it feels natural to align with that person. It feels as if things would change. But every day it gets worse. And the darkness descends and while not destroying the champion, it takes out all those who stand with the champion against such forces. My energies have been brought to nothing now. As always, and as I've mentioned; sacrificed. I just wish I'd known. For the record though, I never agreed to be a sacrifice. I just agreed to defend something beyond these uninspiring streets and webs of a monster that's reigned for so long already. I find myself unable to defend whatever glorious future there was spoken of, because I was sacrificed and therefore no defense I can wage against tyranny. I don't know where I'll be in a month from now. Chances are I probably won't be around by this time next year. But I wanted to leave something. Something that cannot be easily wiped out. Something even the skinsuits can never control. Nacky (talk) 04:16, 29 August 2023 (UTC)

I can't believe I'm still alive! So much for the dramatic exit. JFC! Nacky (talk) 00:08, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Dear Talk Page, Uncyclopedia[edit source]

Been really weird lately. Not me. Them. I need more sleep. Still, sometimes I look back over my work of the Cthulhu Medley and laugh my ass off. I do. I laugh so hard that I feel inspired to try to get more sleep now that that's all done. I would have added more but the songs in the medley went into areas I didn't even wanna think about. I actually hate Cthulhu. It's a monster for godssake. Still. I laugh about mocking it until it becomes a laughing stock. It's actually a little red dot. A laser pointer that the cats stomp on. They all associate the red dot as Cthulhu. That's its name. So a sea monster has been reduced to a little red dot. But that's while I'm on land. If I'm on the sea, however. I worry about Cthulhu more than ever. I'll be on some aircraft carrier and run up to the railings and grab onto those and hold on so tight that the ship's crew cannot pry me from those railings. I'll look out over the water, the horizon, and expect to see the Great Old One himself. Fearing for the worst. But I know, deep down, the crew would probably have mashed potatoes ready, with butter and a bit of sour creme. Then I will insist on having lunch in a secluded area of the ship, not wanting to hear anyone talking about "spotting something some odd degrees off port bow" because then I'd panic and not be able to finish my potatoes. Then I know I'll starve to death. Still it's a better way to go considering what could happen. Nacky (talk) 00:05, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Keep up the good work! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:45, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
Hey there, sexpot. So get this, I'm working on this Cthulhu vs Government article and before it's even done, I got a vote for featuring it! How 'bout that? Did, did you see my Cthulhu Medley video? LOL! If you'd been wondering where I've been...THAT was what I was working on and lemme tell you, it was hard to make that. Requiring a lot of friggin patience! I'm telling you! But look at the end result! Now if the people IN the medley ever see it, oh I'll bet they will probably say - Gee someone sure had a lot of time on their hands! - but ultimately, it should go viral. It would be worth it. I mean that is like total ultra and all. BTW Brogo offered me some potatoes. That was nice of him. I like potatoes. I really like mashed potatoes. Brogo knows my weakness. :P Nacky (talk) 16:56, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
Nice! Where is this Cthulhu Medley video?? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:34, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
It's here, my hot stud muffin: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Nacky#Cthulhu Nacky (talk) 23:36, 9 October 2024 (UTC)
Lol awesome! I like the Hey There Delilah parody. Well done putting that together! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:08, 10 October 2024 (UTC)
Thanks for watching. Rumble is annoying with the overzealous ads, but it's kinda the only place I can put this stuff. Yeah that Chris Miller, and the way they all talked and their expressions, it had to be done. It just had to! Nacky (talk) 00:24, 10 October 2024 (UTC)
Did I see the word "The"? Isn't that that one word? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 01:33, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
You lost me. Did I miss where to put a the? Nacky (talk) 01:37, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
No, you're right there, I don't see how you could be lost. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 01:44, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Also is a joke. No idea what it means, I made it over 5 minutes ago, and it's 3am, so, you know. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 01:46, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
I'm a nightowl too. I made some tea earlier, but the cats drank it. Which means they're up on the stove. If I want to make anymore, I'll have to vacuum the stove. You know how it is? Also I did grow up speaking English but I struggle with it because sometimes I practice yodeling. And as you know, it's a lot of the times in German or Austrian or just Älpler & Bluemechind and it makes my mind a bit scrambled. Nacky (talk) 02:07, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Cool, cats. Yummy. Going to bed now though. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 02:16, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Das ist nicht ein Weinerbrust! Nacky (talk) 02:21, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Guten Nacht obwohl. Sleep so well you! Nacky (talk) 02:23, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Had to spend 3 minutes trying to find the word "google". Couldn't find it, even though I was 'on' google.. (yes, I had to use google translate.) L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:23, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Sometimes I just say nonsense words because they sound appropriate :p but if you say it out loud in an accent with some force behind it, it sounds funny even if it doesn't make sense. But to translate I said That's not a Wienerbrost (which is just a funny sounding word that has no meaning) and then I said Good night though. I was sleepy too. I crashed not long after I was being all Swiss Miss at you. And for Älpler & Bluemechind it's like a Swiss dialect. Not really traditional German. Put in that into youtube and something will pop up. It means Alps-man and Flower-child, and yes I listen to that often. I love that kind of stuff. Nacky (talk) 16:55, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
Yea i gifured it out in the end, other wise I wouldn't have called it google translate, and just "that really terrible translation app". L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:03, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
It's gotten a little better, but for the longest time, it was so hilarious. Someone actually made that app their bread and butter singing song covers that were translated into other languages and back into English. Nacky (talk) 17:24, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
"It’s more efficient, but in the long run, it’s fun. Some people use this app to read songs that have been translated into other languages ​​and translate them into English." As you can see, it's still shit L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:22, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
It's google, they make a lot of things that turn to shit. Blogger/Blogspot used to be great, now it's just dysfunctional. You have to write in code whereas before you could just use features within the design panel to do things. Now it's all manual. But it's the one thing I hope they don't do anymore crap with. I hated losing my html gmail. Now it's all "fancy" ugh! Nacky (talk) 19:58, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
If you don't die a hero, you live to see yourself become the villain. Or something like that, as they say in the marvel movies. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:10, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
Oh so that's what happened! Assassination attempts against heroes count though. And I got things done on the immediate because I brought out a lot of notes and papers I've been keeping for a few decades now. And much more from memory alone. More of that last one ... to dive into finishing at least 2 of my books living in obscure bloggers of the Star Rangers & Poetic Mysteries and so, I wanted to get as much as I planned to do here done for now. Anything I conjure up now will probably be done on notepad and saved until I can just submit and have done in one swoop. Nacky (talk) 18:55, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

This template. Could I help design a better one?[edit source]

Sure, I don't see why there would be a problem with re-designing Template:The Lord of the Rings. How would you want to re-design it, though? DaniPine3 (talk) 11:59, 31 October 2024 (UTC)

Glad you asked that. I would add a nice border consisting of the elven script as found on the One Ring, and the images of the flanking Rings to look sharper, and the background to have a soft faded image of some place in Middle Earth. Like Hobbiton or Lothlorien. I've been scouring the net looking for many pics and in the process of putting some funny gifs together, so I've come across a lot of really neat visuals. Nacky (talk) 12:18, 31 October 2024 (UTC)
Do you know how to put that into code, though? Because I definitely don't. Also, try not to make the template too heavy, or else it will make the pages where it's placed to take too long to load... DaniPine3 (talk) 12:26, 31 October 2024 (UTC)
Nah, I don't know either. I could just offer something up, maybe email Mr. X, something? Nacky (talk) 12:36, 31 October 2024 (UTC)

@Nacky: Here ya go. --Brogo13 (talk) 10:59, 8 November 2024 (UTC)

Brogo, I'm not sure how Template:SP is related to the Lord of the Rings template. Anyway, I'm fairly decent at copypasting wikipedia templates over here, but when it comes the images in templates, I'm hit or miss. Cassie might be someone to ask. If you're really stuck, I can try. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:10, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
I'm thinking for now, it's okay. Not too critical because it does feature the ring images and a nice green border. My main pet project now is to fill in those names with articles behind them. I have a list. ;) Nacky (talk) 15:13, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
Yeah it does look cool. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:27, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
@MrX: hasn't Cassie been away for several years, though? I mean, I've been here since the last year and never have I seen an edit from Cassie... DaniPine3 (talk) 15:15, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
I hope she's okay. Nacky (talk) 15:18, 8 November 2024 (UTC)
Cassie has edited very rarely since a couple years ago when she started law school. She still checks on things from time to time here and on discord, so if we ever need her help, she might respond to a message on her talk page. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:27, 8 November 2024 (UTC)

Expansion[edit source]

I have just started work on a version of the War of the Ring article as approved by historians. I think the 'Alleged Real War of the Ring' part of the original article is far too short. Can you hop on and expand one of these articles some time? Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 00:55, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

Having read a great deal of Tolkien's work, still reading and re-reading what he put out and what his son has published (which I admit I'm not all caught up there) regarding the Children of Húrin, I can find parody in much of it. As did Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney. The backdrop of how Sauron came to rule from Mordor. A lot of these events, to me, are shoehorned into memories and I was there. Spiritually. One of the main reasons I never wanted to come here (to this now-earth) is on account of the Battle of Unnumbered Tears. There was such a low frequency, a low energy that brought everything to the 3D world we know. The elves never succumbed to this, but many races did. The orcs are as such that it was elves who turned to evil. Taking on the form that is orc-kind. You have to realize I try to keep what I recall away from anything to do with Middle Earth, Arda, and all of that. There's not much of a veil over me, thin as it is, because I drew with me recollection and set names to my memory to not be lost when I was born. So I've had an advantage in that way. Nacky (talk) 03:29, 14 November 2024 (UTC)
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