User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin

Hey guess what, I'm back!

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, OY!

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT! and this time it'll be better than ever.

Here's Your Warning:

I know Spider-Man, and as such can get him to kick your ass ANYTIME!

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

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So, Here you have it. I could tell you about myself, but that would be a bit superfluous, due to the ever-increasing Tower o' Userboxes on my page. Hey, if I'm not here, feel free to drop me a line, here.

“I love This Guy” ~ Oscar Wilde Sean Age: Eleventy Height: 6' 3" Density: ? RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. This user is part of the Family… You've been warned… This user is an evil clone of Altair. This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers! This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun . This user denounces BENSON. This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha! This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets. This user has been blocked a few times. Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all. This user has a Really Lame Password . Seriously, you could probably guess it. This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies. This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is). AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA! This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. This user is a reincarnation of Randy Rhoads. This user will never forget October 23, 2008 the day that Wikia sold its soul . :-S This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world. This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay. sub subliminal! sub See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU! This user is reading your thoughts! This user's IQ is over MCMLXXXIV. This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful… This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes. This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid. ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego GN'R This user is Welcome In The Jungle. GN'R pirates do it till you walk the plank. This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. .sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it. This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! This user has eye beams. This user has eye beams. This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! Gu This user holds a degree from Uncycloversity. Gu PS2 This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3. PS2 Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z This user edits Grueslayer . TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA RSRS This user no longer plays RunEscape . Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality . RSRS This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time). Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek! usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx Usb! No, really! Usb! Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future. This user is not and has never been Napoleon. This user is not The Thinkerer. No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See? This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. This user likes to eat anything orange. This user likes apples. Or they are one already. This user is a cereal killer. This user fears the clowns . This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia. This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American! This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith. This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such. אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Leave this user alone (they are lonely). This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA. This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak! This user is Single but is currently stalking someone. This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. This user is a mutant. This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse. What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. This user is cooler than you. Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away. NO This user doesn't care. NO THIS IS SPARTA! How long ago I killed you while you were reading my userboxes

Uncyclopedia:Babel typo-N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo. vl-X This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers . vl-X 17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337. 17-N pika-L Thith uther thpeakth Pikachu with a really thexy lithp. pika-L fr-P This fucker speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. fr-P bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. tx-0 This user does not understand Texan (or understands it with considerable difficulties). tx-0 du-X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers . du-X MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. MS-N

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Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.

This user has just killed Altair.

This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from his mistakes and don't get flogged.

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes himself to be Irish.

This user is right-handed. In Latin, he would be dexter.

This user does not know how to shot web. Please help by teaching him.

This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear him.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as he broke his window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.

LV-2	This user considers himself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

PEACE

This user is a naturalist, so he dances with the forest animals.

This user is a Christian (as long as he put a dollar in the box)

Now that you're dead, I'm going for a scuttle