User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin

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Hey guess what, I'm back!

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, OY!

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT! and this time it'll be better than ever.

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Here's Your Warning:

I know Spider-Man, and as such can get him to kick your ass ANYTIME!


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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

So, Here you have it. I could tell you about myself, but that would be a bit superfluous, due to the ever-increasing Tower o' Userboxes on my page. Hey, if I'm not here, feel free to drop me a line, here.

“I love This Guy

Oscar Wilde

Sean

Age: Eleventy
Height: 6' 3"
Density: ?


RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user is an evil clone of Altair.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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This user denounces BENSON.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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This user has been blocked
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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a reincarnation of Randy Rhoads.
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This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user's IQ is over MCMLXXXIV.
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This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful…
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This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user is Welcome In The Jungle.
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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is easily tricked.
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This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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This user edits Grueslayer.
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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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No, really!
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is not The Thinkerer.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.
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This user is a cereal killer.
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is interested in Fossils. Some people call this a form of necrophilia.
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist. Quick! Inform HUAC!)


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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
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This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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So why'd this user want stars in their eyes?
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a mutant.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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This user is cooler than you.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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How long ago I killed you while you were reading my userboxes
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Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typpo.
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This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers .
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This user is a native speaker of 1337.
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Thith uther thpeakth Pikachu with a really thexy lithp.
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This f****r speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user does not understand Texan (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers .
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This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin, he would be dexter.

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Please help by teaching him.
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(as long as he put a dollar in the box)

Now that you're dead, I'm going for a scuttle