User:Altair

Altair-The Eagle

This user is a member of the Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin. He will kill for peace, justice...and money.

I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better. Altair-the Eagle (talk to me)

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has eye beams.

This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

?? This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. ??

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user got to second base with your mom and your sister.

This user idolises Dr. House and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego

This user is Over 9000.

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does. If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.

User Profile

Height: 6'2"

Country of Origin: Unknown

Hair Color: Black

Real Name: Ask Your Mom

Eye Color: Brown Sometimes

Profession: Assassin, Booty Caller

Targets Assigned: 14

Targets still alive: 23/17

Countries of operation: Iraq; Israel; Russia ; Your Mom's House

Age: Unknown

Net Worth: More than you.

Country of Residence: Unknown

Tax I.D.: Unknown

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Animal: Your Mom

Affiliation:
Member of the Order
	The Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin