User:Altair

Altair-The Eagle

This user is a member of the Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin. He will kill for peace, justice...and money.

I may be a nOOb but nothing will stop me in my plans of total uncyclopedia domination. You may try and stop me, but your efforts will be futile, and you will all die a fiery death. Also, for you that can't resist- ALL WHO DEFILE MY USER PAGE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE WRATH OF GOD. Now here is a profile to help you get to know me better. Altair-the Eagle (talk to me)

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has eye beams.

This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

This userbox is for people who know. If you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user loves pi

Ain't no big meaty chunks in this user's thick brown gravy.

This user idolises Dr. House and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex. This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego This user is Over 9000. This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does. If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded. User Profile Height: 6'2" Country of Origin: Unknown Hair Color: Black Real Name: Ask Your Mom Eye Color: Brown Sometimes Profession: Assassin, Booty Caller Targets Assigned: 14 Targets still alive: 23/17 Countries of operation: Iraq; Israel; Russia ; Your Mom's House Age: Unknown Net Worth: More than you. Country of Residence: Unknown Tax I.D.: Unknown Favorite Color: Green Favorite Animal: Your Mom Affiliation: Member of the Order The Ancient Order of the Medieval Hashashin