User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/help

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Well, hello, there friend. Have a seat! It seems to me-a that you've come here lookn' for help, to ask-a question or simply to present some issue, no? Well, you've come to the right place. Just click here an' leave-a your username and whatever it is that's on your mind. Someone like you might want to put the following code: *{{u|<insert name here>}} and then write what you want us to take-a care of. And we'll take care of it, don't you worry-a about that.

Why-a, you ask? Well, the Mafia is full of kind-a, caring, Family people...oh and also we get paid to help you! You'll notice the "out" tray which is where we'll move all issues once they've been resolved! We are happy to help-a from issues ranging from "I'm lonely!" to "I got banned, I don't understand why?" to "I can't make a sig!" to "I don't understand talkpage etiquette" to "No one is reviewing my article on PEE Review!" to "Could you please read my new article?" to "How do I upload an image?" to "I need help from an admin!".



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