User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/club
Hello! Remember, this is a members bar and if you're not a Mafioso, you're likely to get burnt real bad, ya hear me? Okay, so let me get you a poison and you can go sit down, and do whatever the hell you want - just remember the Family code, eh? Respect other Mafioso and don't kill anyone...that's for the shooting range. We've got a back-room for poker, if you wanna play. Oh and we have a very good, fresh supply of hookers...oh and one last thing, The Don likes to frequent the bar so look smartish and act proper.
THE BAR
Talk, converse and chat here. You can even attempt to cripple other Mafioso, or you could play darts or even get drunk...Your choice!
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I've archived this place because it gives my life pretend meaning. 
Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (00:25 14 Aug 2010)
- Awesome, I was gonna do that myself. Thankies! —SHITFACE WHORE
Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:27 14 August 2010]
- So, do we have a secret code we talk in so the cops don't catch on?
- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 16:58, Tuesday 31 August 2010 -
- Yes, it's all to do with the position of your cigar. —SHITFACE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:03 31 August 2010]
- Where I keep my cigar, it's not very visible to most. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 20:32, Tuesday 31 August 2010 -
- We have people. Body orifice searchers. At airports. You pop down to an airport and they can relay the signal to us. Via their cigars. —SHITFACE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:48 31 August 2010]
- We have people. Body orifice searchers. At airports. You pop down to an airport and they can relay the signal to us. Via their cigars. —SHITFACE WHORE
- Where I keep my cigar, it's not very visible to most.
- Yes, it's all to do with the position of your cigar. —SHITFACE WHORE
- So, do we have a secret code we talk in so the cops don't catch on?
If you're not already a-member, you should be ashamed of yourself! Why don't you enrol? In my mafia there lots-a perks - this members only bar, a shooting range and a golf-a course! Seriously, though, you either-a enrol or you sleep wit' teh fishies; your choice. I really don't wanna havva make Johnny, do it, see his mumma just died and he's real sad about it. He's a real nice guy, a real gentle, like - I wouldn't wanna havva make him do it -see?
Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
The Don's Office - For resolving Mafia issues, official Mafia talk, Mafia ideas and complaints