User:YesTimeToEdit/mafiaawards
Mafia Awards[edit | edit source]
Awards Ranked In Importance (The last two awards carry equal significance):
The Big Golden Hat Award For Outstanding Family Excellence
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- The Family's most prestigious award.
- Awarded for outstanding excellence.
- Awarded by the most senior figure in the Italian or Russian Branch, the Don and any mafia members appointed to award by the Don.
 | The Don's Seal of Approval
The Don, Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie, has officially deemed you-a "all right-a kinda person-a". |
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- The Family's second most prestigious award.
- Awarded for realising the aims of the Mafia pledge and assisting the Don.
- Awarded by the Don.
| The Small Golden Hat Award
For excellence in accomplishment of the Family's goals, you've been awarded this prestigious hat. Wear it with pride. |
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- Awarded for excellence.
- Awarded by the most senior figure in the Italian or Russian Branch, the Don and any mafia members appointed to award by the Don.
The Family Award for Warmth (The Family Award for Friendliness and Approachability
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This user is big on warmth and is the proud owner of a shit-load of heaters. Watch yourself. |
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- Awarded for friendliness, approachability and help offered to new users.
- Awarded by the most senior figure in the Italian or Russian Branch, the Don and any mafia members appointed to award by the Don.
| Hitman of the Moment
For excellence in removal of crap from the Family's innerworkings, you have been deemed Hitman of the Moment |
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- Awarded for work on the Mafia's Uncyclopedia Pages, including tidying, editing and creating new pages.
- Awarded by the most senior figure in the Italian or Russian Branch, the Don and any mafia members appointed to award by the Don.
Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
The Don's Office - For resolving Mafia issues, official Mafia talk, Mafia ideas and complaints