User:Regret Tenenbaum

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REGRET TENENBAUM, PRONOUNCED DEAD ON JANUARY 3, 2010 06:57 AM UTC. THE PRONOUNCER WAS METHAMPHETAMINE. GOODNIGHT. HE IS NOT DEAD! HE IS NOT! AS DESPERATELY PRONOUNCED BY Yettie at [00:17 7 August 2010].

I'll rubber your duck

5noname5 on rubbering my duck

Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!

Methy on RT announcing he was going into hiding...and that he was becoming a Jew

Fuck your complicated template thing!

YesTimeToEdit on fucking my complicated template thing

I laugh every time I see the words "my contributions" in the corner there.

me on being a useless twat

I fucking hate you. What are you doing being dead to Uncyclopedia, huh? Fuck you. Man, I love you.

Yettie on almost-irony, fucking things, being dead to Uncyclopedia, unauthorised userpage quotes and questionable heterosexuality



To Do[edit]


Articles![edit]

HowTo:Survive with Soap in Your Eyes

Subpages[edit]

Sandbox!Sigs!Sig #1Mafia Sig"Special Cookie" AwardThe ReservoirCard TemplateCash TemplateThat Red and Black Dropdown Template I Use A LotMafia Advertising!Mafia Advertising! (for noobs)User:Regret Tenenbaum/HowTo:Make a Sig

Utility Templates[edit]

Template:Font

Userboxi[edit]

User:Regret Tenenbaum/userboxes/coffee

Images[edit]

Awards and what not[edit]

For being alive[edit]

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Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Regret Tennisball
for your innate ability to breathe.
  • Awarder
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For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing[edit]

Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.


Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)[edit]

Newcookie.gif User:Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For Readmesoon's Quest thingy[edit]

For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig[edit]

Cookie.jpg
You get a COOKIE!


You have done something. It might be good, it probably was bad, but whatever it was, you deserve a cookie for it! So here's one now, from Velosi-T, who appreciates your efforts. Knock yourself out.


For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With[edit]

Cowbell2.gif Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth

Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway.

Random Cowbell Thing[edit]

Cowbell2.gifCowbell Operator of the Month August 2008

I WON TEH PENIS![edit]

YOU WON TEH PENIS.png - [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

For the See Below[edit]

For that cookie I gave to PieSoup for having adorable pets[edit]

Funnybunny.gif PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back...

Omg you secret finder >:([edit]

Top-secret.jpg You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy.
  • Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 13 years, 6 months and 23 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template. 'APRIL SECOND, FOOL, WHAT?!?'
  • Orian57's birthday is on the 10th of April you have untill then to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
  • Methy's birthday is on May 20. You had your chance. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
  • Yettie's birthday is on the 27th of December (fuck your complicated template thing!)...mmm...sex and rape are nice on cake.
  • TheLedBalloon's birthday is on June 29th. PRESENTS NOW.