User:Regret Tenenbaum

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REGRET TENENBAUM, PRONOUNCED DEAD ON JANUARY 3, 2010 06:57 AM UTC. THE PRONOUNCER WAS METHAMPHETAMINE. GOODNIGHT. HE IS NOT DEAD! HE IS NOT! AS DESPERATELY PRONOUNCED BY Yettie at [00:17 7 August 2010].

“I'll rubber your duck”

~ 5noname5 on rubbering my duck

“Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!”

~ Methy on RT announcing he was going into hiding...and that he was becoming a Jew

“Fuck your complicated template thing!”

~ YesTimeToEdit on fucking my complicated template thing

“I laugh every time I see the words "my contributions" in the corner there.”

~ me on being a useless twat

“I fucking hate you. What are you doing being dead to Uncyclopedia, huh? Fuck you. Man, I love you.”

~ Yettie on almost-irony, fucking things, being dead to Uncyclopedia, unauthorised userpage quotes and questionable heterosexuality



To Do[edit | edit source]


Articles![edit | edit source]

HowTo:Survive with Soap in Your Eyes

Subpages[edit | edit source]

Sandbox!Sigs!Sig #1Mafia Sig"Special Cookie" AwardThe ReservoirCard TemplateCash TemplateThat Red and Black Dropdown Template I Use A LotMafia Advertising!Mafia Advertising! (for noobs)User:Regret Tenenbaum/HowTo:Make a Sig

Utility Templates[edit | edit source]

Template:Font

Userboxi[edit | edit source]

User:Regret Tenenbaum/userboxes/coffee

Images[edit | edit source]

Awards and what not[edit | edit source]

For being alive[edit | edit source]

Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Regret Tennisball
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing[edit | edit source]

Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.


Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)[edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif User:Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For Readmesoon's Quest thingy[edit | edit source]

For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig[edit | edit source]

Cookie.jpg
You get a COOKIE!


You have done something. It might be good, it probably was bad, but whatever it was, you deserve a cookie for it! So here's one now, from Velosi-T, who appreciates your efforts. Knock yourself out.


For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With[edit | edit source]

Cowbell2.gif Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth

Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway.

Random Cowbell Thing[edit | edit source]

Cowbell2.gifCowbell Operator of the Month August 2008

I WON TEH PENIS![edit | edit source]

YOU WON TEH PENIS.png - [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

For the See Below[edit | edit source]

For that cookie I gave to PieSoup for having adorable pets[edit | edit source]

Funnybunny.gif PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back...

Omg you secret finder >:([edit | edit source]

Top-secret.jpg You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy.
  • Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 15 years, 8 months and 3 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template. 'APRIL SECOND, FOOL, WHAT?!?'
  • Orian57's birthday is on the 10th of April you have untill then to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
  • Methy's birthday is on May 20. You had your chance. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
  • Yettie's birthday is on the 27th of December (fuck your complicated template thing!)...mmm...sex and rape are nice on cake.
  • TheLedBalloon's birthday is on June 29th. PRESENTS NOW.