User:Regret Tenenbaum

REGRET TENENBAUM, PRONOUNCED DEAD ON JANUARY 3, 2010 06:57 AM UTC. THE PRONOUNCER WAS METHAMPHETAMINE. GOODNIGHT. HE IS NOT DEAD! HE IS NOT! AS DESPERATELY PRONOUNCED BY Yettie at [00:17 7 August 2010].

“I'll rubber your duck”

~ 5noname5 on rubbering my duck

“Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!”

~ Methy on RT announcing he was going into hiding...and that he was becoming a Jew

“Fuck your complicated template thing!”

~ YesTimeToEdit on fucking my complicated template thing

“I laugh every time I see the words "my contributions" in the corner there.”

~ me on being a useless twat

“I fucking hate you. What are you doing being dead to Uncyclopedia, huh? Fuck you. Man, I love you.”

~ Yettie on almost-irony, fucking things, being dead to Uncyclopedia, unauthorised userpage quotes and questionable heterosexuality

To Do

• Noob stuff
• Uncyc TV stuff
• User:NekoKeichii-chan's Talk! sig, once he specifies.

Articles!

HowTo:Survive with Soap in Your Eyes

Subpages

Sandbox! • Sigs! • Sig #1 • Mafia Sig • "Special Cookie" Award • The Reservoir • Card Template • Cash Template • That Red and Black Dropdown Template I Use A Lot • Mafia Advertising! • Mafia Advertising! (for noobs) • User:Regret Tenenbaum/HowTo:Make a Sig

Utility Templates

Template:Font

Userboxi

User:Regret Tenenbaum/userboxes/coffee

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Awards and what not

For being alive

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Regret Tennisball for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)

User:Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For Readmesoon's Quest thingy

For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig

You get a COOKIE!

You have done something. It might be good, it probably was bad, but whatever it was, you deserve a cookie for it! So here's one now, from Velosi-T, who appreciates your efforts. Knock yourself out.

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For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With

Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway.

Random Cowbell Thing

Cowbell Operator of the Month August 2008

I WON TEH PENIS!

- [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

For the See Below

For that cookie I gave to PieSoup for having adorable pets

PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back...

Omg you secret finder >:(

You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy.

• Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 16 years, 6 months and 1 day.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template. 'APRIL SECOND, FOOL, WHAT?!?'
• Orian57's birthday is on the 10th of April you have untill then to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
• Methy's birthday is on May 20. You had your chance. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
• Yettie's birthday is on the 27th of December (fuck your complicated template thing!)...mmm...sex and rape are nice on cake.
• TheLedBalloon's birthday is on June 29th. PRESENTS NOW.