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Me on You

Say WHAT?!

You on Me

This user is a sandwich.

Captain Obvious on Me

This user is not a sandwich... not since the surgery.

Regret on Me

The sad, sad, sad surgery. Stupid Dr. Nick.

Methamphetamine on Me

A Velosi-T sounds quite tasty, actually.

Yettie on him


WEEEEEEEE!! You found me!! YAY!!!!! I'm so happy, I could just pick up a mildly retarded sheep and huff the living macaroni and cheese out of it, then shave the fur and use it for a wig. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


ME, that's what.

Are you okay?[edit]

Maybe. Maybe not.

But didn't Captain Obvious say you're a sandwich?[edit]

Who? Oh, that guy. Nah, he's only here on days that end with the letter Y. And I'm pretty sure he's Anti-Semitic.

Ummm...Where do I leave?[edit]

Yep. Here it is. The door. But you have to beat The Abyss before exiting.

You can't. But in case you want to try, the door is over there.------------->

Can't I go through the door?[edit]

Only if you are able to beat The Abyss. Like me. See?

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS

You mean I'm stuck here until I can get past hordes of Grues?[edit]

Pretty much hits the nail on the head. You seem like a smart person. How did you get in here? I knew that IQ sensor didn't work! Stupid eBay! That's what I get for buying something for 3 cents....

An IQ sensor?[edit]

Yeah, I installed an IQ sensor that kicks out people with an IQ of more than 14. You didn't see a small sheep follow you in here, did you?


Crap. That means it's broken. Better go get another sheep. Bye.

Wait a moment, how can you leave?[edit]

Dude. Its MY article. I can do whatever I want.

Oh, fuck you.[edit]

You're welcome, and thank you for flying Southwest Airlines.


Wow, you actually had the patience to read through THAT crap up there and got to here. I applaud your effort. So let's get started. I had been going to this website for a while before becoming a member, and made many unrecognized edits during that time. I'm up for adoption via the Adopt-A-Noob program, and I'm currently waiting for permission to join the Grue Army. If I really don't seem to do anything....well, I probably wasn't doing anything I DON'T DO ANYTHING HERE. I really am not a very funny person, but I'm trying. My articles are HowTo:Walk like a normal person and Why?:Keep your baby in the oven. Please help them. I don't want them to get deleted like my article on Man-Eating Sheep did.

Thanks for reading this. =]

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