User:Velosi-T/The Idea Bin

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IDEAS GO HERE

Sharpie[edit | edit source]

  • Perhaps some sort of medicine
  • Maybe an ad or pamphlet for said medicine

Dude, I think I'm dead[edit | edit source]

  • Something that could have lead to death, OD at a party maybe?
  • Description of deadity
  • Events during deadness (St. Peter and whatnot)
  • Somehow make it funny

Generic Kung-fu Noises[edit | edit source]

  • Written from perspective of kung-fu master
  • Sections about different yells and sounds
  • Numerous exclamation points

Highpod[edit | edit source]

  • Something about crack/meth inside the pod, when you listen you get high.
  • Perhaps highness is enhanced by listening to 60s music and anything with an acoustic guitar.

HowTo:Make pointless articles of clothing out of duct tape[edit | edit source]

  • Explain different clothing items (hats, shirts, pants) along with wallets.
  • Somehow make it humorous.

UnScripts:Messin' with Lucifer[edit | edit source]

  • Two guys die and go to hell
    • Walk around flat place, rejected by Stairway to Heaven
  • Walk down stairway to hell
    • Drop cat
    • Lay down insane beat on creaky stairs
  • Pranks in hell
    • Kick me sign
    • Duct tape?

Iyas' First Law of Goldfish[edit | edit source]

  • Cats like mice and mice like cheese but cats also like fish so fish is cheese and therefore GOLDFISH

Antarctic Mafia[edit | edit source]

  • Penguins with submachine guns
  • Murders of researchers, seals, orcas
  • Inter-penguin rivalry

UnBooks:Diary of a hardy Russian man[edit | edit source]

  • I don't even know, just make it funny.