User:Velosi-T/The Idea Bin/mafia
As we all know, the Mafia exist on every continent in the world. Yes, every continent. However, while the African and Australian Mafias may seem small, insignificant, and relatively incompetent, there is a smaller, more insignificant, and, strangely, more competent mafia on the planet. This is the Antarctic Mafia.
History[edit | edit source]
A long, long time ago, back before the War, some British guy decided that, being a cold-natured person, he'd sail as far south as he could. After sailing south for years, he found a big, cold island with penguins on it, and decided to make his home there. He and his crew of 18 set out to build a house. They were found 200 years later inside blocks of ice, riddled with bullet holes. So, really, nobody knows exactly how these penguins got guns.
Organization[edit | edit source]
The Antarctic Mafia was once thought to be organized much like the Russian Mafia, in which capos work for the Don, and hire hitmen to do jobs for them. However, after 300 years, 4 failed research facilities, and 4,000 dead scientists, it became clear to the international community that the Antarctic Mafia had absolutely no organization whatsoever. "Like, these penguins would just waddle around, minding their own business, you know, all like 'Hey, Bob, what's going on?', you know, and then suddenly they'd have guns, and all you have time to think is HOLY SHIT!!! before you're staring at a wall of ice and wondering why hell was so cold, man." said researcher Phil Selway.