User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/poker
Come to play poker? Eh? Arms out, gotta frisk you first...the boss says so. Okay, you're good to go. Remember at this poker den we accept no cheating, we play good fair and square. You listening? Yes, there are three naked 18 year old hookers having sex in the corner. Sheesh, do you find that odd? Wow...just take a seat and play, wiseguy.
POKER
Poker playing to be played playing the playing of poker playing here.
- Right, we're playing Texas Hold 'Em. I have a King and Queen of Spades. A Jack of Spades has been dealt by the dealer person. Anyone up for joining the game? - [13:45 29 July] Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- (After a couple of martinis) Yeah, don't mind if I see the-a ladies-a fingering each-a other? I have-a 7 spades and 10-a clubs. The dealer deals-a Jack of-the Clubs.
Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper - The dealer deals a 10 of spades. Look like I win again... heh heh! - [21:54 7 August] Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- Right.. you got a Four Straight. Damn. I still have 500$ in poker chips. You have... 2000$? Meh. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper The time is 00:36, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- No, no, you seem to have miscounted. It's actually $2 million, you must not have noticed the chips near my sleeve, eh? Oh well, don't kill yourself, it's easily done. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- Hmm. Anyways, is the dealer still gonna be Fnoodle? I don't know how to program a bot, so someone needs a command for him to deal so people like us don't cheat. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- No, Hex is sorting out a game. Stand by. Stand by, all engines stand by. - [09:12 19 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
If you're not already a-member, you should be ashamed of yourself! Why don't you enrol? In my mafia there lots-a perks - this members only bar, a shooting range and a golf-a course! Seriously, though, you either-a enrol or you sleep wit' teh fishies; your choice. I really don't wanna havva make Johnny, do it, see his mumma just died and he's real sad about it. He's a real nice guy, a real gentle, like - I wouldn't wanna havva make him do it -see?
Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
The Don's Office - For resolving Mafia issues, official Mafia talk, Mafia ideas and complaints