User talk:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/help

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Don, is we gonna have the err.... take-out section in this place as well? Not sure how it would work though, just a comedic thought to liven things up a bit. --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 06:16, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Perhaps if we got an admin on our side, we could "execute" users by joke-banning them? -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 06:29, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
That's the general line I was intending it to take, yes. Or a simple whoring service, seeming as that's the only way shit happens anymore. --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 07:31, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
What do you mean "whoring service?" -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 19:11, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Notifying the community about articles or pictures you think are worthy of VFP/VFH. Seeming as those facilities can be sometimes neglected, it is sometimes necessary to "whore" an article to people (it doesn't have to be "vote for this or your a jerk" but simply "what do you think of this?" --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 21:43, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Oh... I see... I don't know, but that doesn't seem like a very Mafia-ish duty, you know? -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 22:27, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Maybe a link on Uncyclopedia:List of New Users would speed things up? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:36, 23 August 2008 (UTC) Yea, perhaps. But that's not exactly a massively popular page. Maybe a link in Adopt-A-n00b as well, advertising style. It can be under YTTE's slot in the big ass table. He'll have o put it there himself though....