||Date of First Draft
||10 March 2008
||A re-write, the Maths equation wasn't mine it was Luck's. I count this as my re-write for Conservation Week.
|Nommed as a joke, I presume Might be worth re-re-writing this considering I got more for votes than I should have |Here
||01 April 2008
||Part of UnFilm
||07 May 2008
||UnNews:Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives
||Another (first one was deleted) UnNews, I saw the original story on Conservapedia and couldn't resist. This news story
|is currently being recorded has been recorded as an audio file by Heerenveen. |Here
||10 May 2008
||This was a compleate re-write
||18 June 2008
#3 of July 08
|An Orian original that may actually be good.
|Liek wow! VFH! Featured! 06 July 2008 additionally one of the top 3 articles of July! (tied third place). Thanksplate |Here
||11 July 2008
||We Are Your Best Friend
|An Orian Original, Taken from my searing hatred of Amazon "We Recomend For You" e-mails. This needs some serious re-writing!
||1 August 2008
||Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?
||Best thing I ever wrote this quickly if not ever.
|Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 31 August 2008 Thanksplate2 |Here
||2 August 2008
||UnNews:Sheep on rooftop threatens to jump!
||2 articles in as many days! Christ!
||25 August 2008
||UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (QFA)
|VFH VFH |N/A
|without music for now but I'm planning to Sissy said he'd do it do it. on vocals. Right, now forget you listened. Some prick nomminated this. Vote how ever you like QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. re-nommed! by Sissy vote nicely Failed! However it won The 2009 Uncyclopedia Music Awards I gave it another re-nom Failed! |N/A
||08 September 2008
||Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?
#1 of September 08
#7 Article of 2008
||I just don't know how to describe this without employing the experssion "Similar to Insomnia yet compleatly different".
|Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 13 September 2008 Thanksplate3 Holy christ 21 unapposed for votes! Additionally the number ONE top article of September 08! Tied SEVENTH place on Top 10 of 08!!! |Here
||07 October 2008
||Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother?
||Another Why? I seem to like them. This was featured on the Why? front page August 29th 09 - sometime, which is nice. I don't think there was a vote so it's not really that important
||14 October 2008
||Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?
||With RT and RAHB on pictures 2 and 4 respectivley.
|Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 17 November 2008 Thanksplate4 |Here
||Not much to change.
||02 February 2009
||NOTHING LIKE INSOMNIA!
|Self nommed, please vote nicely QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. Re nommed by DrStrange Featured 26 March 2009 Thanksplate5 |Here
||12 April 2009
||Why?:Don't You Get a Job?
||Not based on my life at all. No really, I don't drink.
|VFH'd!!! Please vote nicely! Featured 18 May 2009 Thanksplate8, wow, two features in the time this one was on VFH, not sure if that's a good or bad thing... |Here
||02 May 2009
||HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle
#1 of May 09
|Currently my favourite thing I've written. Nominated by Gerry,
|vote nicely! Featured 07 May 2009 Thanksplate6. The number ONE article of May 09! Yay! thanksplate6.5 |Here
|none to take.|
||08 May 2009
||UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover (QFA)
||The first collaborative effort that I've actually finished, with Tags.
|On VFH, please vote nicely Gotta wait for this aparently. It's on VFH again! doesn't look like this will ever get featured :( |Here
||11 May 2009
||I'm uncertain about this. It might be excelent or really bad. We'll see. Sonje did the first picture. low score but it's whats said in the review that counts, plus I've had loads of positive feedback.
|Self-nommed please vote nicely Featured 14 May 2009 Thanksplate7 |Here
||I'll say yes.
||18 May 2009
||Joshy returns. Think this does need some help before VFH but I'm pretty confident I'm onto something good. Again Sonje on the first picture
|VFH'D!!! Please vote nicely (thanks Sonje) Featured 27 May 2009 Thanksplate9 |Here
||18 May 2009
||UnNews:Clip-on Ties Bring Safety to Schools
||First UnNews I've done in ages! doubt it's VFH but we'll see. Undergone a title change, FYI.
||yes. I think.
||28 May 2009
|For Der Unwehr. Definitly need this peed though, I know it could be better. Got some good suggestions from pee! (2nd review) overall I kinda disagree, there is some stuff there I need to look at though. (3rd review) Ok so acording to Cajek, this is the best thing I've written. I'm not conviced personally but what do I matter?
|Nomminated by Cajek! Featured 18 June 2009, probably the best reception I've had at VFH since Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?. still don't like it, though. thanksplate10 |Here
||04 June 2009
||UnPoetia:Sonnet About Not Having a Muse
||I've decided to dedicate the month of June to doing things out of my style, and while this is first-person-narrative it's also a poem, which is different. I did the picture myself.
||15 June 2009
||Compleatly re-wrote this (will count for points in Der Unwehr!)
|Nomminated!!! Featured 23 June 2009 thanksplate11 |Here
||16 June 2009
||Something different again. Never finished a script before and already got some promising feedback. Sonje on the first picture! Sonje loved her picture so much she
|nommed the whole article! Featured 05 July 2009 First article of mine to be featured without a review. Thanksplate 12 |
||22 June 2009
||Left 4 Dead
||Rewritten for Der Unwehr! Encyclopedic again.
|Nomminated, but please vote against, I could make it alot better. Wow that was a fast failure. |Here
||23 June 2009
||Rewritten becuase what was there offended me greatly. Also Der Unwehr. Also Joshy's third article, would love to see this featured at some point.
|Self nommed, please vote nicely dream came true! Featured 16 July 2009 Thanksplate 14 |Here
||28 June 2009
||UnScripts:Trapped at Sea
||Done in record time, I'm pretty impressed with it actually.
|Sonje nomminated it! Featured 17 July 2009 3rd feature in as many days! Go me! Thanksplate 15 |Here
||30 June 2009
||UnNews:Conservapedia is better than Wikipedia, Christian Announces
||I like this. Conservapedia is where I get all my best UnNews ideas.
||05 July 2009
||UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden
#1 of July 09
||I'm pretty confident this is great. Pee review confirms greatness, highest score ever. Also this is actually the first UnBook I've finished.
|nomination Featured 15 July 2009 Thanksplate 13. The number ONE top article of July 09, Thanksplate 13.5 |Here
||31 July 2009
||UnNews:Monsters of the World Now Immune To Christians
||(Der Unwehr) This is ok, I believe, not great but none of my UnNewses are.
||04 August 2009
||UnBooks:Daddy's New Wife - Philip
||Collab with Nameable! He had this kicking around so I helped out.
||09 September 2009
||(Der Unwehr) Probably crap but at least I've written something.
|Nomminated by Sonje! Featured 23 September 2009 Thanksplate 16 |Here
||18 October 2009
||UnRadio:Tricia Bellerose on Pirate FM
||I wrote this in four hours before the PLS deadline closed I can't imagine it winning but I can always go back and clean it up later. Poo Lit Runner up! (3rd Place)! Self nommed,
|please vote nicely Failed |Here
||16 March 2010
||UnNews:Footballer has sex with wife
||Confident this is rubbish, my UnNewses never fail to be. Still good to be back after a long hiatus.
||12 December 2010
||I'm liking this. A good way to make my return (for the umteenth time this year, I have a good feeling about this return though!).