User:Orian57/articles and stuff

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This user has written 32 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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Oi Petie! Are those fascist cunts from the Job Centre trying to make you get a job again? Cos that's just not right, is it Petie, eh? I mean those fucking unemployed people cluttering up the place is just unhealthy! Isn’t it, eh, Petie? I swore I'd never turn out like that.

Articles[edit | edit source]

Date of First Draft Article Reviewed By Score Notes Pee Taken Advice?
1 10 March 2008 Soap Operas VFH Heerenveen 20 A re-write, the Maths equation wasn't mine it was Luck's. I count this as my re-write for Conservation Week. Nommed as a joke, I presume Might be worth re-re-writing this considering I got more for votes than I should have Here Not Yet
2 01 April 2008 The Descent Heerenveen 32.5 Part of UnFilm Here Yes
3 07 May 2008 UnNews:Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives SysRq 37.5 Another (first one was deleted) UnNews, I saw the original story on Conservapedia and couldn't resist. This news story is currently being recorded has been recorded as an audio file by Heerenveen. Here Yes
4 10 May 2008 Gay marriage Heerenveen 33.8 This was a compleate re-write Here Not yet
5 18 June 2008 Star.gifInsomnia
#3 of July 08
An Orian original that may actually be good. Liek wow! VFH! Featured! 06 July 2008 additionally one of the top 3 articles of July! (tied third place). Thanksplate Here
6 11 July 2008 We Are Your Best Friend Heerenveen
An Orian Original, Taken from my searing hatred of Amazon "We Recomend For You" e-mails. This needs some serious re-writing! Here
7 1 August 2008 Star.gifWhy?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? BlueYonder 30.4 Best thing I ever wrote this quickly if not ever. Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 31 August 2008 Thanksplate2 Here Done
8 2 August 2008 UnNews:Sheep on rooftop threatens to jump! Gladstone 35 2 articles in as many days! Christ! Here doing
9 25 August 2008 UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (QFA) VFH VFH N/A N/A A song, without music for now but I'm planning to Sissy said he'd do it do it. on vocals. Right, now forget you listened. Some prick nomminated this. Vote how ever you like QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. re-nommed! by Sissy vote nicely Failed! However it won The 2009 Uncyclopedia Music Awards I gave it another re-nom Failed! N/A N/A
10 08 September 2008 Star.gifWhy?:Am I a Power Ranger?
#1 of September 08
#7 Article of 2008
Gerrycheevers 36.2 I just don't know how to describe this without employing the experssion "Similar to Insomnia yet compleatly different". Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 13 September 2008 Thanksplate3 Holy christ 21 unapposed for votes! Additionally the number ONE top article of September 08! Tied SEVENTH place on Top 10 of 08!!! Here done
11 07 October 2008 Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother? BlueYonder 27.5 Another Why? I seem to like them. This was featured on the Why? front page August 29th 09 - sometime, which is nice. I don't think there was a vote so it's not really that important Here Kinda
12 14 October 2008 Star.gifWhy?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? Nachlader 38.5 With RT and RAHB on pictures 2 and 4 respectivley. Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 17 November 2008 Thanksplate4 Here Not much to change.
13 02 February 2009 Star.gifNeurotic (QFA) Tagstit 36 NOTHING LIKE INSOMNIA! Self nommed, please vote nicely QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. Re nommed by DrStrange Featured 26 March 2009 Thanksplate5 Here yup
14 12 April 2009 Star.gifWhy?:Don't You Get a Job? Under user 33.8 Not based on my life at all. No really, I don't drink. VFH'd!!! Please vote nicely! Featured 18 May 2009 Thanksplate8, wow, two features in the time this one was on VFH, not sure if that's a good or bad thing... Here yup
15 02 May 2009 Star.gifHowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle
#1 of May 09
Currently my favourite thing I've written. Nominated by Gerry, vote nicely! Featured 07 May 2009 Thanksplate6. The number ONE article of May 09! Yay! thanksplate6.5 Here
none to take.
Collab 08 May 2009 UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover (QFA) Nachlader 36.5 The first collaborative effort that I've actually finished, with Tags. On VFH, please vote nicely Gotta wait for this aparently. It's on VFH again! doesn't look like this will ever get featured :( Here Will do
16 11 May 2009 Star.gifUnTweets:Mr McElroyLand! Tagstit 29 I'm uncertain about this. It might be excelent or really bad. We'll see. Sonje did the first picture. low score but it's whats said in the review that counts, plus I've had loads of positive feedback. Self-nommed please vote nicely Featured 14 May 2009 Thanksplate7 Here I'll say yes.
17 18 May 2009 Star.gifNursery Saberwolf116 37.5 Joshy returns. Think this does need some help before VFH but I'm pretty confident I'm onto something good. Again Sonje on the first picture VFH'D!!! Please vote nicely (thanks Sonje) Featured 27 May 2009 Thanksplate9 Here Done
18 18 May 2009 UnNews:Clip-on Ties Bring Safety to Schools Under user 35 First UnNews I've done in ages! doubt it's VFH but we'll see. Undergone a title change, FYI. Here yes. I think.
19 28 May 2009 Star.gifSnow White Nameable
For Der Unwehr. Definitly need this peed though, I know it could be better. Got some good suggestions from pee! (2nd review) overall I kinda disagree, there is some stuff there I need to look at though. (3rd review) Ok so acording to Cajek, this is the best thing I've written. I'm not conviced personally but what do I matter? Nomminated by Cajek! Featured 18 June 2009, probably the best reception I've had at VFH since Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?. still don't like it, though. thanksplate10 Here
20 04 June 2009 UnPoetia:Sonnet About Not Having a Muse N/A N/A I've decided to dedicate the month of June to doing things out of my style, and while this is first-person-narrative it's also a poem, which is different. I did the picture myself. N/A N/A
21 15 June 2009 Star.gifWriting Gerrycheevers 36.5 Compleatly re-wrote this (will count for points in Der Unwehr!) Nomminated!!! Featured 23 June 2009 thanksplate11 Here Yup!
22 16 June 2009 Star.gifUnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 N/A N/A Something different again. Never finished a script before and already got some promising feedback. Sonje on the first picture! Sonje loved her picture so much she nommed the whole article! Featured 05 July 2009 First article of mine to be featured without a review. Thanksplate 12 Here N/A
23 22 June 2009 Left 4 Dead VFH Saberwolf116 32.5 Rewritten for Der Unwehr! Encyclopedic again. Nomminated, but please vote against, I could make it alot better. Wow that was a fast failure. Here will do.
24 23 June 2009 Star.gifLazyTown Iwillkillyou333 40 Rewritten becuase what was there offended me greatly. Also Der Unwehr. Also Joshy's third article, would love to see this featured at some point. Self nommed, please vote nicely dream came true! Featured 16 July 2009 Thanksplate 14 Here yes.
25 28 June 2009 Star.gifUnScripts:Trapped at Sea ChiefjusticeDS 45 Done in record time, I'm pretty impressed with it actually. Sonje nomminated it! Featured 17 July 2009 3rd feature in as many days! Go me! Thanksplate 15 Here yup
26 30 June 2009 UnNews:Conservapedia is better than Wikipedia, Christian Announces Heerenveen 33.8 I like this. Conservapedia is where I get all my best UnNews ideas. Here yup
27 05 July 2009 Star.gifUnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden
#1 of July 09
ChiefjusticeDS 45 I'm pretty confident this is great. Pee review confirms greatness, highest score ever. Also this is actually the first UnBook I've finished. nomination Featured 15 July 2009 Thanksplate 13. The number ONE top article of July 09, Thanksplate 13.5 Here Yeah.
28 31 July 2009 UnNews:Monsters of the World Now Immune To Christians ChiefjusticeDS 34 (Der Unwehr) This is ok, I believe, not great but none of my UnNewses are. Here will
Collab 04 August 2009 UnBooks:Daddy's New Wife - Philip ChiefjusticeDS 41 Collab with Nameable! He had this kicking around so I helped out. Here will
29 09 September 2009 Star.gifMarble Madness FlameThrougher 33.5 (Der Unwehr) Probably crap but at least I've written something. Nomminated by Sonje! Featured 23 September 2009 Thanksplate 16 Here N/A
30 18 October 2009 UnRadio:Tricia Bellerose on Pirate FM VFH ChiefjusticeDS 41 I wrote this in four hours before the PLS deadline closed I can't imagine it winning but I can always go back and clean it up later. Poo Lit Runner up! (3rd Place)! Self nommed, please vote nicely Failed Here Doing
31 16 March 2010 UnNews:Footballer has sex with wife PuppyOnTheRadio 29.5 Confident this is rubbish, my UnNewses never fail to be. Still good to be back after a long hiatus. Here Doing.
32 12 December 2010 Captain Nimblestone ChiefjusticeDS 35 I'm liking this. A good way to make my return (for the umteenth time this year, I have a good feeling about this return though!). Here Doing

Namespaces I have features in.[edit | edit source]

Holiday Funnies[edit | edit source]

  1. Trick or Treat Street (Halloween 08)
  2. (still in progress) 12 Days of Cristmas (Christmas 08)
  3. (Still in Progress -.-)You Are Alone In The Dark (Halloween 09)

In Progress[edit | edit source]

  1. UnBooks:My Little Brother: Pokemon -- Here
  2. UnBooks:My Quest -- Here
  3. UnBooks:The Dirty Mermaid -- Here
  4. UnNews:Fox Helps Pregnant Woman on Plane -- Here

Stuff I Wanna Do[edit | edit source]

  1. (Der Unwehr) Toy
  2. (Der Unwehr) Stomach
  3. (Der Unwehr) F7
  4. (Der Unwehr) Rw Spare change -- starts off with and interesting tilt on things. Perhaps also go into Conspiracy theorist cults and such (parodying loose change).
  5. (Der Unwehr) Rw Twitter -- Already has a good start (excelent format) but I think I could do something funnier with it.
  6. (Der Unwehr) Rw Homosexual Agenda -- again good start just needs a bit of tweeking.
  7. (Der Unwehr) Rw monopoly -- Here
  8. (Der Unwehr) Rw Call from Grandma

  1. Dementia
  2. Cruise -- write an article about cruises.
  3. Health and Safety Violations On Uncyclopedia

  1. HowTo:Look Good Naked in Your Clean House 10 Years Ago!
  2. HowTo:Beat Your Wife

No Why?s

No UnScripts

  1. UnBooks:Your Heart Smells of Pee and Other Love Related Nonsense -- childhood romances
  2. UnBooks:Multi-tasking For Men
  3. UnBooks:Where Were You When the Tentacle Rape of the Universe Started?
  4. UnBooks:Honey... What's All This Paperwork?

  1. UnPoetia:A Rainbow of Reasons Why I Don't Want to be Your Friend Anymore

My Favorites![edit | edit source]

Below is a collection of my favorite non-mine articles that everyone should read (No particular order).

  1. UnTweets:George Peterson
  2. The Dog Dies at the End
  3. UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression.
  4. UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex
  5. UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
  6. Goldilocks and the Three Bears
  7. UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay
  8. Cardboard box
  9. UnScripts:Average Cop
  10. UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight
  11. The fact that you don't want a poodle
  12. Hydrogen
  13. UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something
  14. UnTunes:Still Hurting