User:BlueYonder

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“He's actually got a Wilde quote on his page. Who is this guy?”

~ Oscar Wilde on BlueYonder


Userboxes (yes, I know they're untidy, kindly shut up about it)[edit | edit source]

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This user idolises Dr. House
but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know.
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MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
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This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
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This user edits Grueslayer.
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user doesn't care.
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Update[edit | edit source]

BlueYonder has recently erased the 'history' part of his user page, as it was remarkably immature and his political views have changed somewhat since writing it; he now identifies as a slightly right-wing-leaning atheist. Whoop-ti-do.

BlueYonder is currently very proud to be a prominent editor of Grueslayer and wishes more people would get involved in it.

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Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month November 2008
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Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!


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Rejoice, BlueYonder! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.



UnProviser of the Month Award UnProviser of the Month August 2008