User:BlueYonder

“He's actually got a Wilde quote on his page. Who is this guy?”

– Oscar Wilde on BlueYonder

Userboxes (yes, I know they're untidy, kindly shut up about it)

This user idolises Dr. House and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex. ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know. MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players! 19 This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 19 This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish. This user edits Grueslayer. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia. This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!! This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess. This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex. LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently. DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough. TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo. This user hates you and everyone you care about. NO This user doesn't care. NO Update BlueYonder has recently erased the 'history' part of his user page, as it was remarkably immature and his political views have changed somewhat since writing it; he now identifies as a slightly right-wing-leaning atheist. Whoop-ti-do. BlueYonder is currently very proud to be a prominent editor of Grueslayer and wishes more people would get involved in it. Articles I hast writ Anti-intellectualism UnScripts UnScripts:Love So Blind UnNews UnNews:Pat Robertson announces the start of his 30-day ‘Abstinence from Christianity’ campaign UnNews:Adam Sandler expresses concerns that his next film ‘might not be shitty enough’ UnNews:Small-town newspaper announces the launch of its new 'Silly Survey' campaign UnPoetia UnPoetia:Do Not Shag Gentle During That Good Night UnPoetia:What is the matter with Mary Jane? UnPoetia:Divorce Song UnPoetia:Shall I Compare Thee With Thy Mother, 'Ey? UnPoetia:Your First Coming HowTo HowTo:Deal with the Loss of a Loved One UnProvise UnProvise - High School Drama (with SysRq, Orian57, Flumpa and YTTE) UnProvise - Random Game Show! (with VGDictator and Berry) Achievements Reviewer of the Month November 2008 [[File:|120pxpx|link=]] UnProviser of the Month August 2008