User:BlueYonder

“He's actually got a Wilde quote on his page. Who is this guy?”

~ Oscar Wilde on BlueYonder

Userboxes (yes, I know they're untidy, kindly shut up about it)

This user idolises Dr. House
and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

ETP

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

♂

This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know.

MMORPG

This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

19

This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

19

This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.

This user edits Grueslayer .

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

LV-3	This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.

DIFF M

This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

TA

This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

TA

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

Typo G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.

Typo G

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

Update

BlueYonder has recently erased the 'history' part of his user page, as it was remarkably immature and his political views have changed somewhat since writing it; he now identifies as a slightly right-wing-leaning atheist. Whoop-ti-do.

BlueYonder is currently very proud to be a prominent editor of Grueslayer and wishes more people would get involved in it.

Articles I hast writ

• Anti-intellectualism

UnScripts

• UnScripts:Love So Blind

UnNews

• UnNews:Pat Robertson announces the start of his 30-day ‘Abstinence from Christianity’ campaign
• UnNews:Adam Sandler expresses concerns that his next film ‘might not be shitty enough’
• UnNews:Small-town newspaper announces the launch of its new 'Silly Survey' campaign

UnPoetia

• UnPoetia:Do Not Shag Gentle During That Good Night
• UnPoetia:What is the matter with Mary Jane?
• UnPoetia:Divorce Song
• UnPoetia:Shall I Compare Thee With Thy Mother, 'Ey?
• UnPoetia:Your First Coming

HowTo

• HowTo:Deal with the Loss of a Loved One

UnProvise

• UnProvise - High School Drama (with SysRq, Orian57, Flumpa and YTTE)
• UnProvise - Random Game Show! (with VGDictator and Berry)

Achievements

	Reviewer of the Month November 2008

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

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Rejoice, BlueYonder! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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	UnProviser of the Month August 2008