F7

A classic image of a keyboard without the F7 key. Such a much better and way, way, way more optimistic world.

F7 is a useless key. The only purpose of F7 is to increase the volume on your personal computer, and for some people, it just doesn't even work for them! Gah! Useless! It's also surrounded by mostly useless keys, with the only reason of you accidentally pressing it is because your hands slipped over from the 7 key to the F7 key.

Let's be honest here, F7 is a waste of space on a computer. You don't and will not need to use the F7 key. Supposedly, another purpose of it was to spellcheck WORD. WORD! Who is going to use this at all? The boomers? Even then, they're beginning to abandon Word and moving towards the modern shit.

Now with all this talking, you might want a way to remove it. In which case, use a hammer! Annihilate that key as if you were writing a featured article. Except you won't be writing one, dipshit. After painstakingly removing the F7 key, congratulations! You removed the F7 key, and can now live a F7-less life. Until you buy a new computer. In which case you'll need to do the whole process again.

It is commonly believed that a hammerin' a day keeps the insert away. You should try it!

Alright, now I gotta go... I needa hammer my own key... uhh... AGHH! AUGH! YEAH! TAKE THAT, DIPSHIT!!!

Well that went better than expected.

Letters of the Alphabet

Esc

F1

F2

F3

F4

F5

F6

F7